When She Says She Doesnt Send Nudes

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

This was my face when I first gave it a read through.

A Beautiful Chaos: We Were Ruinous Together || AHA for Pride Month 2021 (explicit) Part 1/3

Peeps, I don’t even know what this is. It’s a bit self-indulgent, a bit of Pride Celebration, and a whooooooole lotta filth. So like, read the content warnings, please.

This is part of the Beautiful Chaos ‘verse, which you can find in full here. It’s doesn’t necessarily fit in anywhere in particular in that list, so you could read this quite easily on its own.

Synopsis: finding someone who can help you find your inner wildness is sometimes the best way to find your inner peace. 

CW: heavy R18+ for sexual content (anal play, sex toys, F/F/M, M/M/F, oral, M/F, dirty talk) language, discussion of LGBTQIA+ issues, experimentation, coming out.

Notes: This is for my love, @southernbe​ who hassled me periodically about writing more. It was the kick up the ass I needed. Thanks babe! Thank you also to @deans-ch-ch-cherrypie​ and @leilabeaux​ who ironed out the clangs.

Title from a quote by Margaret Atwood.

Tag team: @southernbe​ @deans-ch-ch-cherrypie​ @alexhandersen-marcoilsoe-fandom​ @live-love-loki​ @grimeundglow​ @ecarroll1978​ @oldglitterstory​ @leilabeaux​ @heavenly1927​ @katfett​

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As I’ve said before, I would just put my bonnet on him, close my eyes, and enjoy the ride.

Uhhhh

😂😂😂

I may or may not had a small blurb/outline written for the In My Sights ‘verse involving the first idea.

idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little

Best Pixar short?

the big fucking bird that sat on the powerlines and fucking killed all those nasty tiny little shit bitch birds who were mean to him