This Was My Face When I First Gave It A Read Through.

This was my face when I first gave it a read through.

A Beautiful Chaos: We Were Ruinous Together || AHA for Pride Month 2021 (explicit) Part 1/3

Peeps, I don’t even know what this is. It’s a bit self-indulgent, a bit of Pride Celebration, and a whooooooole lotta filth. So like, read the content warnings, please.

This is part of the Beautiful Chaos ‘verse, which you can find in full here. It’s doesn’t necessarily fit in anywhere in particular in that list, so you could read this quite easily on its own.

Synopsis: finding someone who can help you find your inner wildness is sometimes the best way to find your inner peace. 

CW: heavy R18+ for sexual content (anal play, sex toys, F/F/M, M/M/F, oral, M/F, dirty talk) language, discussion of LGBTQIA+ issues, experimentation, coming out.

Notes: This is for my love, @southernbe​ who hassled me periodically about writing more. It was the kick up the ass I needed. Thanks babe! Thank you also to @deans-ch-ch-cherrypie​ and @leilabeaux​ who ironed out the clangs.

Title from a quote by Margaret Atwood.

Tag team: @southernbe​ @deans-ch-ch-cherrypie​ @alexhandersen-marcoilsoe-fandom​ @live-love-loki​ @grimeundglow​ @ecarroll1978​ @oldglitterstory​ @leilabeaux​ @heavenly1927​ @katfett​

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Hey, now…you started this fire. I only poured gasoline all over it.

*COMING SOON* - The Best of Everything   ||   A Modern!Ivar AU

Damn you, @leilabeaux

I love you, boo

A modern!Ivar AU

Synopsis: Your dad’s bar is a local landmark, your pride and joy, your livelihood. But Lothbrok Developments also has it in their sights. You’ve managed to resist their dirty standover tactics for months now, but when their infamous CEO Ivar Lothbrok gets involved do you even stand a chance? A fiercely independent and practiced businesswoman, you’re stubborn as hell with a reckless tendency to speak your mind, so you like to think you can handle anything the blue-eyed businessman throws at you.

But, in reality, you know it’s never that easy to resist temptation.

Tag team: @deans-ch-ch-cherrypie @youbloodymadgenius @serasvictoria @quantumlocked310 @alexhandersen-marcoilsoe-fandom @teishalicious @heavenly1927 @oldglitterstory @pomegranates-and-blood  @ivarsgard @lordsexmachine @quietborderline @xbellaxcarolinax @aprilivar  @carlandonorri-s @theanxietyqueen17 @illyrianhighfaerie @crazybunnyladysworld @funmadnessandbadassvikings @onyxskeleton29 @katfett @grimeundglow @beware-thecrow  @zuxiezendler @southernbe @love-all-things-writing @a5hl3y5ibley @alicedopey @oddsnendsfanfics @ecarroll1978 @ritual-unions-gotme @mrsalwayswrite @peaceisadirtyword @revolution-starter @peachyboneless @pokeasleepingsmaug @istorkyou  

Vikings fic: The Best of Everything   ||   modern!Ivar x reader

A modern!Ivar AU

Ivar x f!reader

CW: swearing, lots of bad language and shit talking, threats and verbal abuse, standover tactics, intimidation. Mentions of gentrification. 

Synopsis: Your dad’s bar is a local landmark, your pride and joy, your livelihood. But Lothbrok Developments also has it in their sights. You’ve managed to resist their dirty standover tactics for months now, but when their infamous CEO Ivar Lothbrok gets involved do you even stand a chance? A fiercely independent and practiced businesswoman, you’re stubborn as hell with a reckless tendency to speak your mind, so you like to think you can handle anything the blue-eyed businessman throws at you.

But, in reality, you know it’s never that easy to resist temptation.

Thank you to @leilabeaux​ for the inspiration and cheerleading, and help storyboarding. You’re an absolute treasure, sis. 

Tag team: @deans-ch-ch-cherrypie​ @youbloodymadgenius​ @serasvictoria​ @quantumlocked310​ @alexhandersen-marcoilsoe-fandom​ @teishalicious​ @heavenly1927​ @oldglitterstory​ @pomegranates-and-blood​  @ivarsgard​ @lordsexmachine​ @quietborderline​ @xbellaxcarolinax​ @aprilivar​  @carlandonorri-s​ @theanxietyqueen17​ @illyrianhighfaerie​ @crazybunnyladysworld​ @funmadnessandbadassvikings​ @onyxskeleton29​ @katfett​ @grimeundglow​ @beware-thecrow​  @zuxiezendler​ @southernbe​ @love-all-things-writing​ @a5hl3y5ibley​ @alicedopey​ @oddsnendsfanfics​ @ecarroll1978​ @ritual-unions-gotme​ @mrsalwayswrite​ @peaceisadirtyword​ @revolution-starter​ @peachyboneless​ @pokeasleepingsmaug​ @istorkyou​ @youbelongeverywhere @that-virgo-witch​ 

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Chapter One

There’s a whiteboard above one end of the bar, covered in writing. Most of them are motivational quotes, scrawled in all different kinds of handwriting. Some are funny, some are poignant, but there’s one that stands out to you: 

The happiest of people don’t have the best of everything, they just make the best of everything they have. 

It’s kind of your life motto. Well, that and something about glasses being neither half-empty or half-full; they’re always refillable. And yeah, it’s cliched, it’s corny, but it’s kind of true. 

This bar isn’t much, but it’s yours. It started out as your dad’s. You lived in the flat above the bar until you turned fifteen and went away to school, and all your childhood memories revolve around this place.

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Raise your hand if you knew which version of Happy Birthday they were singing even before you opened the video.

As I’ve said before, I would just put my bonnet on him, close my eyes, and enjoy the ride.

Uhhhh

What thoughts? I don’t know what you mean. 😅😅😅

not to be horny on main but arnas is one of the hottest man i have even seen