Ill Even Add More Garlic To My Own Recipes Because Past Leila Cannot Be Trusted.

I’ll even add more garlic to my own recipes because past Leila cannot be trusted.

not a dream

me: *preparing to cook something new based on a recipe I found online which sounded appealing to me*

the recipe: “add two cloves of garlic, finely minced”

me, internally: “surely you jest!”

me: *proceeds to add 6 cloves of garlic, finely minced*

me, internally: “2 and 6 are so close on the keyboard”

With the Bonanza theme playing in the background 😆😆

I just want ONE episode where Ivar pulls up to battle like

My Teeny Tiny Masterlist

Because I’m hoping I will write more, so might as well get this started.

Alex Høgh Andersen

Luck Be a Lady | One  Two Three

Reader was looking forward to a simple girls trip to Vegas to celebrate her birthday but it looks like it may turn to something more.

Cybersex 

Alex hasn’t heard his girlfriend’s voice in a week and becomes moody. But luckily an impromptu FaceTime session turns his frown upside down.

Ivar the Boneless

The Stolen Queen  When Heathen King Meets Christian Queen | Ivar finds more than just gold when he raids the Kingdom of Powys.  Lost | Reader gets lost in the forest after Ivar decides to let her go. The Secret Visit | Vikings are known to bury their treasures. Ivar, on the other hand, chooses to keep his most precious treasure in a cabin in the woods. 

In My Sights |  When Ivar’s contracted kill is taken out right in front of his eyes, he didn’t expect it to be at the hands of an old friend.

Maybe she’ll calm down a bit when she finally realizes Ivar is home. That or he’ll be sure to hide all weapons (and weapon-like items) away from her.

And thanks for the reminder, I got too excited about finishing this part that I forgot to put up the links! 😊

Lost

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Pairing: Ivar x Reader

Word Count: 1559

Summary: Reader gets lost in the forest after Ivar decides to let her go.

Author’s Note: Just me here, still trying to lay down some foundation about these two. Don’t worry, Reader will stop being such a little shit eventually.

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Ivar knew something was amiss when he saw the door of the cabin was closed and latched on the outside. He figured you must have tried to run off again until he noticed one of his guards missing from his post.

“Arn, where is Vali?” When the remaining guard pointed toward a covered up mound near the tree line, he rubbed his face in frustration. His absence was meant to placate you and curtail your deadly behavior, not fuel it. “And what did she get a hold of this time?”

This was the second guard you managed to get rid of in the past month since you’ve lived here. Either you was more deceitful than he gave you credit for or he just had a habit of picking stupid men to watch over you. Considering that you were previously caught with various weapons stolen from the more naive of the guards, he figured it was a combination of the two.

Afficher davantage

John Mulaney and I were laughing about this new futuristic Facebook-like social media that had way too descriptive friendship types like, “relative I only know about but never met,” and, “we´re friends only for the online pictures.”

😊😊😊 Thank you so much! I’ll hopefully have the next part up soon!

When Heathen King Meets Christian Queen

Masterlist

Pairing: Ivar x Reader

Word Count: 1492

Summary: Ivar finds more than just gold when he raids the Kingdom of Powys.

Warnings: None.

Author’s Note: Oh, looky! I’m back with another one about my new favorite couple. And I’m also back with my bad titles :) Figured I should go back to when our couple first met. It’s not quite an easy start.

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“Who is she?” Ivar questioned the eleven prisoners kneeled before him, the last of King Fremund’s men sent from Gwynedd to help defend the Kingdom of Powys. Even with the swords and knives held against their necks, they stayed silent much like the stubborn woman in his tent. “Am I not speaking the right language? Maybe we should start ripping you open slowly, one by one, until I can get my point across.”

The shudder he heard let him know that he was being understood clearly but still no one spoke. He signaled to one of his men to commence cutting into the first prisoner in line while he went over to stand next to Hvitserk, hoping he’d get some answers soon.

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