I Feel Like Your A/N Was Targeted To Me.

I feel like your A/N was targeted to me. 😆

I hope Artemis can be of some comfort to Ivar and then they will fall asleep and wake up spooning. 😬

Forging A Heart (Ivar the Boneless) 13- Wessex

Pairings: Ivar x Artemis (OFC)

Word Count: 2877

Warnings: None I don’t think.

AN: I hope I don’t disappoint anyone with how this chapter starts 😅😅 Slooooow Burrrrrn.

12- Northumbria

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Her head hurt.

It was a pounding that rattled the side of her temple that seemed intune with her heartbeat. 

She couldn’t sleep.

Whenever she closed her tired eyes, Bjorn’s bloody knife tortured her. It was one of the many more tragedies she knew was to come.

She would be lying to say her lack of sleep that night had nothing to do with the heathen nestled within the furs beside her. Like her, he did not rest easy. He was in pain, she could hear it in the small grunts mutterred in his sleep. She was almost sure that his brows were knitted in that look he couldn’t hide on particular days when he struggled with pain. 

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I look forward to when I can bring in some puto to work and see the look of confusion on my Spanish speaking coworkers’ faces when I tell them what they’re eating.

one of my favourite linguistic phenomena/in-jokes is spanish potato chips being “ham-flavored, probably”

Ma’am! I thought I was ready but I was very wrong.

All Rise > Andy Barber

|| pairing: andy barber x black!reader

|| word count: 2,749

|| warnings: pure filth, smut, sex, office sex, oral sex (male & female receiving), ass play

|| note: gif credit goes to @/forchrisevans! there is literally no plot. i saw the scene of the above gif in the show and just wanted to drop to my knees. this was born.

line credit goes to @/writeyourmindaway!

Andy is in a mood. He’s often a hard person to read - a taciturn man -  but after a few years of working for him, you’ve honed your senses. He’s been out of the court house all morning, interviewing teenager after teenager after teenager, and you can only imagine how that went. As soon as he got back, Lynn pulled him into her office for another hour, followed by a battery of phone calls. He’s running on one peach flavored yogurt cup and a black coffee. 

Assistant district attorney Andy Barber is in a mood.

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My Teeny Tiny Masterlist

Because I’m hoping I will write more, so might as well get this started.

Alex Høgh Andersen

Luck Be a Lady | One  Two Three

Reader was looking forward to a simple girls trip to Vegas to celebrate her birthday but it looks like it may turn to something more.

Cybersex 

Alex hasn’t heard his girlfriend’s voice in a week and becomes moody. But luckily an impromptu FaceTime session turns his frown upside down.

Ivar the Boneless

The Stolen Queen  When Heathen King Meets Christian Queen | Ivar finds more than just gold when he raids the Kingdom of Powys.  Lost | Reader gets lost in the forest after Ivar decides to let her go. The Secret Visit | Vikings are known to bury their treasures. Ivar, on the other hand, chooses to keep his most precious treasure in a cabin in the woods. 

In My Sights | I II

When Ivar’s contracted kill is taken out right in front of his eyes, he didn’t expect it to be at the hands of an old friend.

So once I get confirmation on My rejection or approval I will be taking commisions My.... Hmm. Rivians? Cavills.... We'll come up with a name. A good name. A suitable name

Me: aww but Ivar is just a softboi

Also me:

A QUEEN BEHIND A KING AND USELESS TO ME OMG *chefs kiss*

We're really making Ivar suffer 😂🙈 Thank you, darling