Sometimes A Team For A Very Hard Stage Is One UR+, Two SRs+, And Whatever Guest Thats There

sometimes a team for a very hard stage is one UR+, two SRs+, and whatever guest thats there

next chapter Dazai is going to pull some shit like “oh I actually installed a metal plate under my forehead years ago for this exact situation!”

Okay but imagine Ango. Realising that time isn't stopping, and now Dazai is well, and truly alone. Seeing Dazai's heartbeat, fall into extreme highs and then lows. Tracing them out, knowing that you know one thing that Dazai doesn't, and that is that he is human.

Imagine thinking of the boy shouting about how infuriating his partner was over expensive whisky that he didn't even like. Imagine him realising Chuuya was here, and the double beat of his heart. Taking note of that, because maybe you'll have the chance to tease him, when this nightmare is over and the two of you have something other than a ghost between you.

The beat going faster and faster, louder and louder. 'Pain' you think. 'Oxygen deprivation'. 'Injury'.

It goes silent.

'Death'

You don't even have time to mourn.

hi again 😁 i need all ur braces!dazai hcs or just scenarios, i love this au so much

WELL IM GLAD YOU ASKED

1.) a lot of people say chuuya should also have braces but i’ve summarized that chuuya would simply have perfect teeth from the get go and would not need braces. he wears glasses though, periodically

2.) for a long period of time dazai refused to give orders to his subordinates directly because it would have required him to open his mouth so he had chuuya do it for him. he had to pay a small fee for this though ( i.e for every favour chuuya did, dazai would have to smile for a picture. thats why chuuya has so many of them )

3.) present dazai will outright refuse to admit that his perfect smile was from braces. he says it was all genetic. if chuuya is in the vicinity of him saying this he will do everything in his power to silence him

here’s chuuya with nerdy little glasses. for your viewing pleasure

If I ever crocheted dazai I would treat him the same way people treat their plushies

I'd even take it a step further and try my hardest to recreate this Kunikida Fantasy™ because it's actually so unhinged:

Just want to remind people that these interactions between Kenji and Bram exist and should be animated soon:

(If bones for some reason cuts this out I will cry, ok not really, but I’ll be sad)