Kunikida Is Not Normal Nobody Is In That Agency - Tumblr Posts

lemonadebombery
1 year ago

If I ever crocheted dazai I would treat him the same way people treat their plushies

I'd even take it a step further and try my hardest to recreate this Kunikida Fantasy™ because it's actually so unhinged:

"Yes, he could take Dazai...! And then, like, put him between two wooden boards of something, then slowly apply pressure on both sides and blow hot steam on his face. He could stab him with countless tiny needles with the occasional electric shock in between and whisper into his ear, 'This is all your fault. This is all your fault.' And the , he could...!" In a heated frenzy, Kunikida gestured as if he were hitting something in the air before twisting and shaking it. His eyes were bloodshot. Tanizaki, as well as the others watching in the conference room, were slightly weirded out. "Um... I... I'm sorry," Dazai mumbled feebly. However, Kunikida didn't seem to hear him.
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kunikida deserves to be a little batshit as a treat this man is not normal or sane 'dazai mumbled feebly' kunikida is not normal nobody is in that agency<3 love him for it if yall think chuuya's gonna go beat the shit out of a dazai plush kunikida would rival the treatment kunikida the type of person to know medieval torture methods bc it piqued his interest when he was a teen and apply it to a dazai plush or apply it to a dazai period crazy? i was crazy once god i need the light novels so bad bsd kunikida doppo dazai osamu 'dazai mumbled feebly' gets my ass every time i cant for some reason i can see him actually mean it and give those wan void stare at kunikida ex-mafia dazai osamu the demon prodigy feeble at the rant that kunikida the apparent 'straightman' of the agency that paragraph means that either kunikida had unhinged fantasies about this or hes unhinged and just blurted it at the top of his head i love both options equally
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