Nea: [trying To Have A Peaceful Night]

Nea: [trying to have a peaceful night]

Feng: I wonder how the ghostface would react if someone just walked up and asked him if he’s naked under his robe.

Nea:.. what?

Feng: ya because I’m wondering it right now.

Ghostface: [hidden behind a tree] what?

@randomfandomdreaming

Don’t cancel me I’m Neurodivergent so get over it- it’s based off a conversation with my roommate <3 @randomfandomdreaming

Kate, overhearing jakes playlist: is his music taste just tiktok audios?

Ghostface: he really said Neurodivergent in uppercase-

A new character has entered the party! Help me think of a name! 21 years old, she/they, 5’4. The definition of “no thought head empty”

Incorrect DSMP quotes!

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Techno: [sneezes]

Phil: [flying overhead] bless you

Techno: god??

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Techno: I’ve got 5 pieces of candy

Wilbur: I got a chocolate bar

Tommy: I got a quarter

Tubbo: I got a NUKE!

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Dream: would you be there for me if I was going through a hard time?

Wilbur: no.

Tommy: HAHAHAHA-

Wilbur: I hope it sucks whatever you’re going through

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Phil: techno let me see your cape. It’s laundry day

Techno: [nervous glance] no.

Phil: son, it’s time.

Techno: no. [backs away]

{a loud crunch is heard as techno moves}

Phil:….

Techno:…

Techno: ok fine.

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Tommy: [laying on the floor] I’ll never be a cop, maybe I’ll be a robber instead

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Wilbur: Plants are basically the ideal friends. They are quiet, friendly, and easy to please. All they need is a little water and fresh earth, and they are perfectly happy to lie there all day in the sun. And they don’t make increasingly awful life choices.

Tommy: Sally’s taking too long to text back isn’t she??

Wilbur: …yes.

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George: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don’t set an alarm. Will it be 20 min or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It’s risky and I like it.

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Sapnap: life keeps fucking me and I can’t remember the safe word

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Murderer: Any last words?

Wilbur : Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.

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Techno : I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

Random dbd photos pt 2

Ghostface- shit that’s cold!

Y/n- hey ghosty that’s cold

Ghostface- I will kill you

Y/n- with what?

Ghostface- *reaches for knife*

Y/n- DON’T ANSWER THAT!!!