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2 years ago

The DBD quote book but in character (pt 2)

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[Feng, Nea, Kate spectating meg]

Feng: you think she’s ok?

Nea: what? No- she’s on the ground bleeding out!

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Felix: [slowly approaching]

Feng: oh my god I thought you were Michael!!!

Michael: [offended breathing from the other side of the wall]

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[Hooked On You Dwight and Claudette duo loads in]

[they are playing Animal Crossing on their switches]

[neither of them realize they have loaded in]

Ghostface:….. sooooooo are you gonna run ooooor???

Claudette: OH HI GHOSTY- [dies]

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Feng: [cleanses crowd control and tried to vault] why can’t I vault?! Did I not get rid of crowd control?!

Wraith: [standing in front of the vault invisible laughing]

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Micheal: *raises knife*

Claudette: I stunned him!

Steve: TOMBSTONE CHECK! [dies]

[to be continued]


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2 years ago

Nea: [trying to have a peaceful night]

Feng: I wonder how the ghostface would react if someone just walked up and asked him if he’s naked under his robe.

Nea:.. what?

Feng: ya because I’m wondering it right now.

Ghostface: [hidden behind a tree] what?

@randomfandomdreaming


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2 years ago

Based off what happened when I was eating dinner

You sit down with The other survivors and the killers around the campfire. The entity decided to be nice for [insert holiday] and decided to give you Chinese food. Feng was trying to show you how to use chopsticks

Y/N: uuuuuughhhhh!!! This is too hard!

Feng: just give it another try!

You sighed and went to pick up a piece of chicken only for one of the chopsticks to go flying and smacking Oni in the face

Y/N: I’m so sorry!

Feng snickers a bit at this. You sighed in frustration and stabbed the chicken with the chopstick you where still holding in your [dominant hand]. A silence fell as Yun-Jin, Yui, Oni, Spirit, Trickster, and feng all stared.

Y/N: what?


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2 years ago

Stoners play dbd, a series of unfortunate events 

Me and my roommate are high af. Possible typos. Idk. I’ll know when I’m sober.

@randomfandomdreaming

-Claire and Chris load in and get excited to see a Carlos

- it’s a hag

- hag is baby with only yellow devour

- At one point Carlos waddled up the stairs like a child telling their mom they threw up

- hag got 2 hooks. We are very very stoned.

- weeeeeeed

-We run around like headless chickens and mess up gens. Feng gets chased. Poor Carlos do most gen.

- claire somehow loop after feng

- we escape

- I forgot which killer this happened with even though I previously wrote it

- I’m sorry Carlos and feng. I’m sorry you had to deal with that

- Chris was basically blind all match. Did not see Carlos or Fengs heads pop up from the stairs.

- Chris is bad at following directions and losses claire very easy

- Chris Is a little stupid but we love him

After 5 mins of silence roommate goes “how did we survive that?!”


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2 years ago

Ladies, bros, and non-binary goes- get yourself a man who looks at you the way Michael looks at his victims!

Ladies, Bros, And Non-binary Goes- Get Yourself A Man Who Looks At You The Way Michael Looks At His Victims!

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2 years ago

Feng: cleanses crowd control and tried to vault] why can't I vault?! Did I not get rid of crowd control?!

Wraith: [standing in front of the vault invisible laughing]


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2 years ago

DBD custom match~

Fr my roommate: @randomfandomdreaming

[Feng spawns into Badham and drops into the schools basement directly on hatch]

[There is a totem right next to hatch in the corner]

Feng: is that haunted ground?

Wesker: I will neither confirm or deny

[Feng cleansed the totem and gets downed by haunted ground]

[Feng looks at Wesker as he’s about to picks up and slithers away into hatch unexpected]

[Wesker is offended]

Wesker: … RUDE *sad uroboros noises*


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2 years ago

I wonder how survivors (also on Nintendo switch) feel when they see a ghostface with the name “GhostysHoe” feel when I get a 4K- meanwhile on pc I’m almost a prestige 10, 53 feng min, and a 13 claire redfield lol I think in total I have over 3k hours if we combine my time on PlayStation, switch, pc, and Xbox lol


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2 years ago

Elodie: Somebody will die-

Feng: OF FUN!

Nea, Claud, and Jeff: Feng we're all hooked rn bc of you...

Deathslinger: *toys with his gun*


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