One Of The Contractors At Work Drove Past My Shack On A Forklift Yesterday, Stopped, Backed Up To My

One of the contractors at work drove past my shack on a forklift yesterday, stopped, backed up to my window and said, “hey, do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?”

My knee jerk response when asked this, even if it’s by a companionable dude old enough to be my dad, is to go, “uh, nah-” and then ramble uncomfortably until someone stops me-

-which is what I started to do, only to be cut off by Contractor saying, in an embarrassed rush, “some of the guys were asking me because you and I talk sometimes, but I didn’t want them to hit on you at work, so I told them that you Worship the Devil and would Hex them if they tried. I’m sorry.”

Which leaves me wheezing helplessly, trying to get my shit together, because this is honestly one of the nicest, most hysterical things I’ve ever heard someone say to me.

Oblivious to this, Contractor then follows up with, “and they were like ‘forreal??’ so I was like, ‘yeah, she’s probably a sadist, too, you can tell by her jewelry. She’ll stab you or something.’”

And tbh I can’t even come up with anything witty to say in response, so all I manage to choke out is, “pleASE LET THEM CONTINUE TO THINK THAT, I’M BEGGING YOU.”

And Contractor just smiles and is like, “Okay! I just wanted to let you know!” before driving off with his forklift.

Like?? Thank god for Contractor tbh. He’s an angel among men, and I hope the rest of his life is filled with prosperity and happiness and like, that he finds $20 on the ground every week for the rest of his life.

black hair jeno is superior anyone who says differently is both wrong and blind

THE PHOTO WAS FAKE DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY

are you fucking kidding meeeeeeee the dreamies were getting into a car but one of the staff members told renjun to stand aside so she could get in with the rest of the dreamies instead and they literally left renjun outside in the rain alone. like they drove off. without him bc the staff member told him to find another ride and renjun just stood there in the rain calling people for rides are u KIDDING MEEEEEE OH MY GODDOD x x

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