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My hospital adventure minus the boring bits. 5/6 "The Bad Dog Collar and the Cat Scan"
Because of my fall at school and lack of control of my limbs the hospital was going to me an x-ray of my neck and CTC scan of my head just to make sure it was nothing drastic. So as the nurses were discussing putting a collar on me I made the comment "I don't need a collar, I'm not a bad dog".... I got a collar so that means I was obviously a 'bad dog' (not being able to use opposable thumbs didn't help my case). I then made the comment about how funny it would be if I got a cat scan in my bad dog collar, and I did (it was hilarious at the time).
My hospital adventure minus the boring bits. A six part story. 1/6 "Surprise Toes"
The first doctor I got to see at the hospital was going through a bunch of standard tests,one of them being the shining the Bight Light into your Pupils. Those who know me now that my eyes don't like light so shining small torches into them hurts to high heaven. Well, he shone the light, my eyes hurt and then as a pain response my toes spread in a gesture of alarm "surprise toes". (Unfortunately not on purpose and I still couldn't move my legs or arms)
My hospital adventure minus the boring bits. 3/6 "General Sixty-four"
The hospital attached me to a 'beep' machine (technical term I'm sure) and my pulse as my general was 64, so I decided that I was going to Hire this General Sixty-four to lead my armies. (Seemed like a good idea at the time)