I Love Party Banter

I love Party Banter

“that character is a war criminal” that character is from a fictional fantasy world and did not attend the geneva convention

Enchantix A little darker

Ascendant Couple

Wow, nice cloud of mist

You've been eaten right up

Astarion is flying around the camp and wants to hear juicy drunken secrets. Nice stealth.

You know what is wild to me?

People were making fun of Ascended Astarion when he turned into a bat after Patch 5. I stumbled across some posts since Tumblr's being stupid with the latest tags and had a good laugh. They seem pretty serious about it too. "He's pretending to be so scary and then he just turns into a freakin' bat, of all things! Isn't that funny?!"

No? Not really? We all should have expected Astarion to have the ability to turn into a bat sooner or later, even as a spawn. Or a wolf. Or a cloud of mist. Or a cloud of bats. It's what vampires do. They've been doing it in media for so long. It's a powerful ability used for stealth and easy movement. And think about this: you can be easily stalked by a bat. You would never know he was there until it was too late. It's just another tool for hunting among other things in a vampire's arsenal.

Anyone foolish enough to underestimate this ability deserves their fate. Maybe anyone foolish enough to call him cute, too, though let's face it, he'd eat up that kind of attention before dining on them.

True!

I'm hoping for more expanded interactions with companions and with Lord Astarion in the next patches, maybe Definitive if that happens.

*Aggressively looking at the artwork with Briarwoods* THIS MOOD YES

I think if we were allowed to hug Astarion more and show non-sexual affection in both forms, he'd get that twig out of his ass once he ascends B/

Oh, to just walk up and hug him after ascension, echoing the hug we gave him after he confessed. Wonder how'd he react. Words are nothing compared to actions, and that hug proves it.

So much can still be done for him in this form and too many people are sleeping on it.

Why can't we be the next Briarwoods? That woman will do anything for her vampire husband and that is a MOOD.