Omg I Saw The Hua Cheng!Mc Post And I Know I Have To Ask 1st Years +dorm Leaders With Wei Wuxian!Mc?
omg i saw the Hua Cheng!Mc post and i know i have to ask— 1st years +dorm leaders with Wei Wuxian!Mc? (if it's too many characters you can just do dorm leaders, i love my demonic chaos gremlin and your writing is just *chef's kiss*)
Dorm Leaders + First Years x Wei Wuxian!Yuu
Fair warning, I’ve never read any of the stuff he’s in even though I really want to😭 Therefore I will be using the WIKI so if I get anything wrong please excuse me
If you took a shot everytime Wei teases someone you’d go blackout
🌹Riddle Rosehearts🌹
They wouldn’t get along immediately
Wei is not one to follow rules, you can probably take a guess as to why that’s a deal breaker for Riddle
It doesn’t mean Wei won’t tease him though
Probably worse than Floyd tbh
He respects Riddle’s strive for “justice” (mainly just staying in line) but he thinks it’s going the wrong direction
He punishes those who care for him just because he follows noticeably idiotic rules which aren’t in place for protection or justice, but are in place due to personal interest
Long way to say Wei doesn’t like them
He’s the first one who races to help Riddle during his overblot though
He believes despite everything Riddle shouldn’t be the one who’s punished because of his past
This is literally canon to the writer therefore it’s canon to me

Any time Riddle is about to do the Off With Your Head thing and Wei feels like said person doesn’t deserve it, he’ll intentionally be the one to get hit instead
Then Riddle and Wei start scolding each other which turns into a yelling match
But truly Riddle just doesn’t want him to be so self-sacrificing when he doesn’t need to be
It worries him that it will have worse consequences in the future even if it’s what Wei thinks is right
Wei greatly despises Riddle’s mother since she played a great role in Riddle’s suffering as an innocent child
So if he ever sees her it’s on site
Also Riddle will think it’s very cultured of Wei to play the flute, he thinks having artistic experience in general is very important
But then he sees the flute control the dead
Riddle: 😐😑🫥
He’s dealt with too much BS to deal with this
He knows he essentially plays god but he rarely acknowledges it unless need be
It’s not even because he thinks it’s bad, he’s just truly very tired
❤️Ace Trappola❤️
Besties right off the bat
Idk I just know they like to fuck shit up together
You two were probably playing a prank around Halloween time
Part of it involved “raising the dead”
I put it in quotation marks bc Ace thought Wei was exaggerating
Like he would just dress up as a zombie or something
He did not
Ace needs some time to process wtf he just saw
He comes to the conclusion that he needs to know how he did it
THEN THE ACE APPRENTICESHIP BEGINS
Or at least that’s what Ace says, Wei isn’t convinced (I don’t even think it’s possible for Ace to do it)
But Ace is determined nonetheless
He slowly tries to chip away at Wei
Wei is hella stubborn but he can’t lie he finds Ace’s determination endearing so he gives it a shot
It goes how you probably expect
There are undead people everywhere, Riddle is screaming at them, this is the best day of Floyd’s life, Leona’s sleeping etc.
The building is probably on fire and Ace is trying to figure out how to make dead people die again
Wei’s just kind of off in the corner thinkin “….I’m gonna kiss him”
So that’s what happened :D
Ace probably tried to play it off all cool n crap but I’m just saying if a tall, handsome man with dark long hair kissed me I would be blushing all over too
After that even though it’s been confirmed that they both have feelings for each other Ace still acts like he’s in the unrequited love phase by trying to impress Wei whenever he gets the chance
Wei knows what he’s doing and stupidly enough it’s working
I just think they’re both a little stupid with Wei being caretaker stupid and Ace being ‘has to be cartak-ed’ stupid
♠️Deuce Spade♠️
Deuce would be a goody two shoes and be like “We shouldn’t mess with the dead >:(“
Wei: I love you but i did not ask
But yeah I don’t think Deuce likes Wei’s power
He respects its power, but he genuinely doesn’t believe it’s smart to play god
One of the very few times he has the group braincell
He probably turns like mom friend or something and is like “Karma’s gonna come for you smh”
Good thing Wei likes milfs
Wei’s stupidity and audacity to fuck with the laws of nature is attractive to Deuce for some reason or maybe I’m just projecting
Funnily enough, even though he doesn’t think it’s a good idea, whenever there’s severe danger, aka overblots, Deuce is the first one to be like “DO THE THING”
Wei does a shit eating grin and Deuce always knows what he’s about to say
“Oh but I thought KaRmA wOuLd CoMe FoR mE”
Just a very confusing dynamic but one that’s fun to watch
I also think Deuce would simultaneously joke about fighting Wei/saying he “hates him” but anyone who’s genuinely disrespectful towards Wei he would throw hands with
I’m torn between the idea of Wei threateningly standing behind him when Deuce challenges someone to a fight and lightly whispering “Don’t” to the opponent
Or being off to the side sipping tea and being his No. 1 fangirl
Either way, Wei is Deuce’s little meow meow that’s committed war crimes and Deuce is Wei’s himbo
🦁Leona Kingscholar🦁
wei would call him el gato don’t hate i’m just god’s messenger
To be fully honest with you
Wei is giving very much Ruggie 2.0
Which means Wei and Ruggie get along amazingly and their major bonding point is irritating Leona as much as possible
Leona is genuinely scared/hj
Just to mess with Leona I feel like Wei would flirt with his sister in law
“I know you’re my date to this stupid ball my brother made me come to but do not do anything stu-“ ”damn that lady over there lookin hella fine😫” ”THATS THE FUCKING QUEEN”
But in all seriousness he cares a lot about Leona and seeing him be happy and succeed, he just doesn’t know any other way to display it
When Leona takes naps, sometimes Wei will give him a forehead kith and a blanket or just something soft in general
But most times he’d go like “Awwwww🥹” and not even 5 seconds later he’s dropping him into a body of water
At first that is definitely a point of irritation for Leona but he knows he can’t stop him so he adapts
He now he always has a snorkel and goggles on him to sleep in the water
Wei loves this game they play but everyone else thinks Leona’s dead
One time when Leona slept for like 12+ hours straight in the pool, Savanclaw fell into chaos
There was no mourning for their fallen king (except maybe Jack) everyone was just at each other’s throats trying to determine who their next ruler would be
Wei was just smiling in the corner
There’s nothing that will ever be more entertaining than watching a bunch of overgrown cats and dogs howling at each other
Ruggie knows what’s going on and fist-bumps Wei
He also takes the opportunity to steal from Leona’s room
Eventually when Leona woke up Wei was waiting by the pool with a towel and the news on everything that happened that day
Leona didn’t even care to deal with it until the next day
They snuggle, Leona says it’s for “warmth”, Wei knows it’s just an excuse for physical contact🥰
🐺Jack Howl🐺
He would fear him
Because SAD FACT Wei has cynophobia (extreme fear of dogs) due to his background having to fight with dogs for food on the streets
He would avoid Jack like the plague
Even if they don’t know each other very well Jack would feel bad
He thinks it’s due to his scary demeanor so he tries to make friends
It takes a while to see noticeable progress
It’s not until Jack notices Wei shrinking in on himself less and not fidgeting with his clothing as much that he’s comfortable saying they’re at least friends
But because of all the time and effort put into building up their relationship this actually made them both develop romantic feelings for one another
Jack definitely wouldn’t feel like Wei likes him back therefore Wei is the one to confess
Wei teases him for the noticeable tail wag
Speaking of which, once they’re in an established relationship Wei would be touching Jack’s fluffy tail and ears CONSTANTLY
Because he knows they’re sensitive spots for him
Jack is kind of like Wei’s exposure therapy but Jack can’t say he’s displeased because it leads to lots of hugs
And if he were to say that it would be a noticeable lie due to his tail wagging every time Wei is around
🐙Azul Ashengrotto🐙
Business opportunity
I do not know how Azul can benefit from the raising the dead thing
But he’ll find a way
But he can definitely make some bank on the flute abilities
At first I think Wei agrees to play for the lounge as a way to make a little cash
But how could he ever pass up the opportunity to relentlessly tease a tiny Octo-man
Maybe I’m wrong but I think Floyd and him would get along well
And I think Wei is cool with Jade
I’m honestly kinda thinking Little Mermaid style romance but replace the voice of an angel with really impress flute skills
The more Azul hears him playing at the lounge, the more he’s like “Wow I never noticed how good he is with his mouth, or his long luscious hair, or charming smile, or smooth hands, or-“
Azul thinks it’s just admiration
Wei can tell by the blush on his face that it’s not
Their first kiss is when Monstro Lounge is closing up for the night
It’s only Azul, Wei and the twins left
Azul is doing last minute paperwork, Jade and Floyd are cleaning except Floyd’s not really cleaning because he’s too busy being a nuisance with Wei
At a time when Wei and Azul are alone it starts off with Wei teasing him for his ‘admiration’
Obviously this is pretty embarrassing for the octopus
I do not know how or why but Wei convinced him to kiss him bc according to him “If you kiss me but don’t feel anything then I’ll agree that you don’t like me”
Maybe OOC for Azul to try to prove himself like that but he agrees
Azul did in fact feel something emotional
They probably made out or smthg
After that it’s the Scary businessman boss x Very Hot Worker
Just Wei strolling in and sitting on his lap while Azul is in meetings
It takes a while to get used to but once Azul does it’s something he barely notices
The clients are insanely confused though
There’s probably a lot of dudes stopping by the lounge trying to woo Wei
But then Wei’s mean, small, and angry bf comes out and they scram
Power couple❤️
🥳Kalim Al-Asim🥳
HE JOINS THE POP MUSIC CLUB AND SHREDS ON THE FLUTE
im crying
its canon
that would be so amazing
Just like
Kalim makes Wei so happy
It’s like an infectious laugh personfied
Like things suck but their positivity rubs off on you yk?
Wei does a lot of stupid shit and since Kalim is down for anything he’s constantly dragging him into stupid situations
Like setting the school kitchen on fire
Or the halls in sticky notes (Kalim put little compliments on some)
Jamil is in pain
But Wei also sympathizes with Jamil so sometimes he tries to give him a break by just taking Kalim to do stupid crap where Jamil can’t reach them
The image of Kalim and Wei on the magic carpet while Wei is shredding on the flute, undead bodies everywhere
Incredible
Kalim doesn’t know how to feel abt Wei’s ability
On one hand he thinks it’s super cool
On the other it’s very scary
He enjoys admiring it from a distance
Wei likes to learn dance moves from Kalim
It’s just a silly goofy time
Kalim SPOILS him
He knows about how Wei grows up and that’s why he feels the need to give him the nicest things
Even if Kalim never tells him this specifically he knows what he’s doing and the idea that someone literally wants to give him the world to make up for the fact that he was treated like garbage BY the world is so 🥺🥹😭😩❤️
I so desperately want them to perform the hardest rock concert with the pop club and Wei is head banging on the fucking flute
Please I need it so bad
🦚Vil Schoenheit🦚
Wei is on his knees tbh
It’s kind of like he teases Vil for how much effort he puts into something kinda useless but he’s also like “I’d smash tho”
Idk if Wei knows how to do makeup but I think he’d pick up on it pretty fast
He doesn’t usually put any on himself tho, he’s god’s favorite there’s no need
He likes to joke with Vil that he needs the makeup but Vil knows he’s joking
He’s also god’s favorite, he’s simply accentuating it
Tbh idk what to put for them here
It’s kind of like hot sophisticated malewife x hot chaotic malewife
Idk why I’m so obsessed with carrying positions but Wei would undoubtedly carry Vil by his thighs wherever they go
Speaking of thighs Wei is obsessed with them
He always makes those kinds of jokes that aren’t really jokes about how he wants to die between Vil’s thighs
One time in physical combat, Vil did that move where you incapacitate your opponent by tightly wrapping your legs around their neck
Wei definitely could’ve won but he chose not to
He may have lost the battle but he won the war
Vil is also incredibly tired to fully acknowledge the power Wei holds
It makes for some pretty epic photoshoots with Vil though
Especially for Halloween
Rook follows Wei obsessively
I’m split between Wei being irritated or going with it and helping Rook annoy Vil with his simpery
You can choose
🍎Epel Felmier🍎
Wei: “omfg is that a midget”
Epel: “I may be short but that means I have easier access to your vulnerable knee caps”
That’s it
That’s the entire relationship
Wei teasing him for being short, Epel threatening him with violence
You know how Ace and Wei are chaos buddies
Yeah Epel and Wei are “kill off the entirety of humanity and destroy all physical beings for funsies” kind of couple
It’s bad
Like really bad
For everyone else, not for them, they’re having the time of their lives
Epel is No. 1 instigator
I can’t get this out of my head you know those cat videos
Like the ones where the owners make the cat look like they’re dancing
Epel and Wei
Epel is the cat
Just dangling from Wei’s hands who is making him dance to hyperpop
I’m sorry
But like, Epel also wants to be taught how to do what Wei does
Like really fucking bad
It goes abt the same as it did for Ace, but instead of Epel begging him he does a bunch of stupid shit to prove his strength and that he is worthy of wielding such power
Wei isn’t actually convinced but he’s got a crush he’s only so powerful
The building is on fire pt. 2
But this time they somehow managed to make demon monsters
They don’t know what to do, everyone is screaming, Floyd has already created an apocalyptic hierarchy
Epel tried to argue with Wei about how he did it wrong (as if Epel knows wtf he’s doing💀)
Idk how but it ended in a kiss
Arguing is romantic
👾Idia Shroud👾
……………….he would play “emo boy” by ayesha on the flute anytime he’s around
I do not know how he learned it
Or why he even bothered to
But he did
And it was only for Idia
I think Idia and him met very similarly to how Idia and Lilia interact
Meaning Wei discovered online games and met Idia through there
Wei playing video games would be so funny
He’d either be an absolute troll or gets insulted and puts your gaming rep in the ground
Idk if playing flute translates to gaming but I think it would and this mf got hella dexterity
Idia and him meet on a first person shooter where they talk absolute trash on each other and spend the whole time targeting one another
This blossomed into a really good friendship
Like friendly rivals
Wei with his infinite charisma convinces Idia to meet in person
Then it’s the spiderman meme
Because of course who hasn’t heard of the necromancer that came from another universe just to enroll in a random all boy’s school?
But apparently he’s a gamer too???????
Idia is very intimidated
This is the most high level boss he’s ever had to face and he did not come in nearly as prepared as he should
It takes a while but Idia barely notices him becoming really close to Wei
He’s just very comfortable a lot more than he is with other people
He actually wants to do more social activities as long as it’s with Wei
Eventually they kind of become like a duo, like the people that if they got in a friend group would still be better friends with each other than they are for the rest of the group
As they continue to get more comfortable with each other they barely notice that they essentially have approached romantic borders
When they actually admit they like each other as more than friends basically nothing changes
Gamer boyfriends🥰
🐉Malleus Draconia🐉
this

og meme by @BTS4327 on twitter
I know Malleus is supposedly powerful but no amount of strength will ever be able to top bringing back the dead
This only fuels the rumors of him being scary n crap
“He’s so evil that his partner is capable of making the dead his mindless slaves😱”
In the other room Lilia is explaining to them how to play Candy Land
He definitely isn’t but I just feel like Wei is taller than Malleus
It just fits
But Wei would be the one to be bridal carried
Even though Wei is old as crap he gets modern memes and like a language, you must speak it to be fluent
Malleus understands nothing but that’s not new
But bc Wei is old asf he can more easily explain newer concepts to Malleus
Wei thought it would be funny to teach Malleus the “do u know da wae” meme
Wei and Lilia are absolutely delighted
But the rest of the students at NRC have never wanted to die more
With that said these mf’s would kill and die for each other
They both protect the crap out of each other knowing their partner is fully capable of doing it themselves
But just imagine pissing off Wei, then you have a dragon coming at you
Or annoying Malleus (you’d have to have balls of steel to do so) and you have a horde of the undead on the way
The moment Malleus overblots, Wei is willing to rip the universe apart to get him back
I don’t know why but there’s just a deep and intricate connection between them that’s second to none
Talk shit get hit
⚡️Sebek Zigvolt⚡️
Sebek really looks up to Wei but refuses to say so
He also has thoughts of “Oh my Wei is more powerful than master” but then immediately berates himself for even thinking such a thing
As a result he’s very cold to Wei, not because he wants to but because he doesn’t want to risk the chance of “betraying” his master by seeing anyone as better than him
Therefore he keeps him at a distance
I don’t even think Wei would notice Sebek trying to keep him at arm’s length, or if he did he simply did not care
He wanted to be friends with pretty crocodile fairy
And that’s what he did
Lilia teased Sebek a lot both for the romantic and platonic parts of their relationship
“Aw you made a new friend Bek! Look at you all grown up🥰 where does the time go🥲”
But also “Don’t take it too harshly Wei, I think he’s mean to you because he LiKeS yOu”
(Side note: For any young one reading this, even if a person likes you that doesn’t give them a pass to be mean to you. You’re not required to deal with it just to spare their feelings)
It takes a lot of time for Sebek to understand the concept that he can like others while still holding respect for his master
And that those are two different parts of his life that only interfere if he lets them
Tbh I don’t think they’d even get together until Sebek is almost out of NRC
But they’ve also become very close in the time they’ve known each other and acknowledge that they’ve basically been playing the role of an old married couple in their previous school years, just minus the title
Did I mention they’re like an old married couple?
Bc they definitely are
Sebek = malewife that argues abt the stupidest shit
Wei = girlboss who lets him have a one sided argument but also looks at him like he’s the sun and moon
My own writing is starting to make me like Sebek more💀
I just love the “unnecessarily angry all the time x person who’s pretty chill but likes their partner’s fire” dynamic
Sebek would scold him for raising the dead
Crap abt respect n stuff
Wei gives him a rock-flute concert to taunt him
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[TWST AU]: An MC/Yuu who was spending time at the now famous Gravity Falls, Oregon.
[Synopsis]: In this timeline, MC/Yuu, a family member of the Pines Family were staying over during the summer at the now busy Mystery Shop.
Gender Neutral MC/Yuu
[(A/N)]: Oh my god. Memories from middle school are coming back. Nostalgia and cringe as I remember being obsessed with the Disney Channel show with the secret codes and stuff. I couldn’t help but regret writing nonsense involving the show during my Wattpad days. It’s like “Yikes. What the hell was I writing about?” Thank god the TWST fandom is an easier base to write with.



Many years had passed since Weirdmaggedon ended and the town called Gravity Falls is now famous for tourist attractions and the reputation that was put up.
13 y/o MC/Yuu Pines wants to spend their summer over in Oregon so they can see everybody, including their aunt and uncle: Uncle Dip and Auntie May-May (The Pine Twins: Dipper and Mabel Pines).
During the bus ride from California to Oregon, MC/Yuu reminisces spending times with their family members laughing, bonding, and telling stories about their adventures. They gained interests and hobbies from Uncle Dip and Auntie May-May such as mystery novels, arts n’ crafts, science, therapeutic knitting, etc.
Also Auntie May-May taught MC/Yuu how to fangirl/fanboy/stan their favorite music group.
After the long ride, they finally arrived to Gravity Falls and the bus stopped at the bus stop. Over there was someone you expect after working for years as a loyal former handyman, waiting to pick them up.
MC/Yuu Pines: *Steps out of the bus with their luggages* Oh my god! Uncle Soos! *Tackles hugs him*
Soos: Whoa, dude! *Hugs back* Haha, it’s good seeing you too.
MC/Yuu Pines: *Lets go of him* How’s your family doing? Is Aunt Melody okay?
Soos: Your aunt is doing great! We should head back. There’s new items for the museum.
MC/Yuu Pines: Aw sweet!
After Soos helps pack the luggages on a newer golf cart, the two sat inside and head straight to the good ol’ Mystery Shack.
When they arrived, nostalgia hits MC/Yuu when they see the shabby cabin in all its glory with the letter “S” still left alone and not repaired.
They cried a little after seeing the building.
Soos: Dude, are you okay?
MC/Yuu Pines: *Sniffs* Sorry. I got glitter in my eyes.
The two enter inside and Melody, MC/Yuu’s God-aunt and Soos’s wife, greets the young teen with a warm hug and she’s holding a small baby (presumably Soos & Melody’s child). They chatted and excited to spend time together.
Melody guides MC/Yuu upstairs in the attic which is where they’re sleeping for the whole summer.
MC/Yuu told Aunt Melody they will come down later after unpacking their stuff and relax a little from traveling.
An hour passed by and MC/Yuu comes down, entering to the museum part of the shack.
MC/Yuu Pines: Uncle Soos? Hello? I’m back down, ready to help with new attractions.
Just as they roamed around while picking up messes like an axe, a taser gun and a plain notebook with a pen attached to the spine. MC/Yuu questioned why are these items scattered over the place. ‘Great Grunkle influence…’
After looking around one more time, they spotted an intricate body mirror by a faux statue of “THE SASCROTCH”. (Yes, a knockoff of Bigfoot. Keep going.)
MC/Yuu thought it’s only temporary and Soos put it there. They didn’t question much, and steps over to the reflection of the one-way glass.
MC/Yuu Pines: If spending summer over here, I’m sure there’s adventures to experience. I can’t wait to show them what I’ll discover.
Then suddenly the mirror’s reflection wobbles and it starts glowing bright.
MC/Yuu quickly grabs the weapons (axe and taser gun) from before for defense, then the mirror shunned brightly as the young teen was sucked into the mirror-turned-portal along with the blank notebook from earlier.
After getting sucked into the mirror and traveled to another world, like in the canon storyline, they somehow get transported to Twisted Wonderland, got chased down by Grim, dragged into the dorm-sorting ceremony by Headmaster Crowley, the same feline-like menace creating chaos, etc.
Except MC/Yuu stops Grim by holding him up and tasing the two NRC students with the taser gun they equipped. (R.I.P. Azul and Riddle /j)
MC/Yuu Pines: That’s enough! I don’t know what in Hot Belgian Waffles is going on here, but this is more insane than my aunt’s weird troll juice.
Crowley: Hot Belgian Waffles? Who are you?
MC/Yuu Pines: Uhh…Someone from Gravity Falls?
Crowley: What place?
MC/Yuu Pines: Oh crude. I’m in another world.

[Campus]
MC/Yuu Pines: *Looking around their surroundings* Uncle Dip is gonna flip about this place called Twisted Wonderland. I need to start a journal. Oh right, there would be some government agents going after the mirror too for experimentation if they find out about it.
Deuce: Did you say government agents?
MC/Yuu Pines: My family has dealt with them in the past when my Great Grunkle Stan was getting his brother, Great Grunkle Ford, to return back from another dimension.
Deuce: What?
MC/Yuu Pines: What? I would do the same if my family were in danger.

[Library]
MC/Yuu Pines: You guys don’t happen to have gnomes around here, right?
Jamil: Not that we know of, why?
MC/Yuu Pines: Funny, but traumatic story. My aunt, Auntie May-May, was almost kidnapped by hundreds of gnomes from the start of her and Uncle Dip’s summer. At first, she thought she scored a “hot gothic” summer boyfriend, but my uncle was skeptical about him. Towards the end, he was right. It’s hundreds of gnomes attempting to kidnap his sister to become their queen.
Kalim: Oh wow. Your world sounds crazy.
MC/Yuu Pines: There’s many stories involving their summer vacation.

[Visiting Gravity Falls]
[Little lore: Fortunately the mirror portal in the museum is a gateway between Twisted Wonderland and the ol’ town.]
[Smile Dip back in stock!!!]
MC/Yuu Pines: Smile Dip? I remember Auntie May-May consumed a ton of this candy and warned me not to eat it as she experienced major side effects from it.
Jack: What? Like rotten teeth?
MC/Yuu Pines: No, trippy hallucinations. I think LSD was added in back then.
Jack: Oh Great Seven.

[Mystery Shack]
[Epel and MC/Yuu hanging by the porch carved apples together.]
MC/Yuu Pines: You know, I’m glad I met you guys. Back home, I never made friends as most kids my age would bully me for having relatives retelling stories to think they’re mentally crazy or others try to catch clout as my uncle is a famous author and my aunt is a cheerful fine arts professor at a prestigious college. It’s really hard to find anyone decent without ill intentions.
Epel: Wow. MC/Yuu, I’m sorry to hear this.
MC/Yuu Pines: Don’t worry. At least I won’t get into drama these days. *Tries to hide their brass knuckles away*

Ace: Why do you call your uncle “Dip”?
MC/Yuu Pines: He has an abnormal birthmark on his forehead that aligns exactly like the Big Dipper. I couldn’t say his full nickname when I was younger so it just stuck as Dip instead.
Deuce: Do you have something like that in your family?
MC/Yuu: I have marks aligned only as a triangle. It weirded out my twin relatives, especially Uncle Dip. I don’t know why, but he only mentioned as long there isn’t anything in the certain.
Jack: Your uncle sounds like he’s keeping a secret.
MC/Yuu Pines: Maybe. Probably when I’m old enough he’ll tell me.

[Surrounded by vicious trolls in the woods during MC/Yuu’s adventures.]
MC/Yuu Pines: Oh, what the #$@%? *Pulls out their axe*
Idia: *Surprised* H-How did you do that?
MC/Yuu Pines: Do what?
Idia: You cursed.
MC/Yuu Pines: Oh! You mean #$@%? Yeah, for some reason, my world couldn’t stand curse words. Or this. *Pulls out the middle finger*
[Then a flyer flies in blocking their hand.]
Idia: *Perplexed* W-What is with this world’s settings?!
MC/Yuu Pines: *Shrugs* I don’t know and it’s the Grunkle influence. *Kills a troll behind them*

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Let’s talk about Billy
Would like to preface this by saying that this is not my usual TWST content so anyone who is here for that I apologize. I’m currently trying to create a schedule for it so it will be up and running soon
(If you take a shot every time I say “that’s not an excuse” or some variation of it you’d die)
Okay I’m gonna start this post off by saying this is no way written to defend Billy Hargrove’s actions or even get Billy antis or whoever else to like him, it’s simply to clear up a huge miscommunication in the fandom that I’m honestly tired of seeing.
So it’s pretty clear that a lot of ST things fans hate Billy, and honestly? Fair. He’s kind of a piece of shit I won’t even deny that
He’s coded to be racist or at least act out of some sort of prejudice and somewhat of an abuser so if you don’t like him due to this THATS UNDERSTANDABLE. But you also frequently get onto other ST fans who actually do like him.
So I’m here to tell you why you’re wasting your breath and making the ST fandom very irritating to interact with
From the beginning Billy was portrayed as a Top Tier A hole, threatening his little sister for something minor, trying to fucking run over children, beating the shit out of Steve, just overall a dick. And all of that is 100% true and valid reasons to dislike him
But it was also shown that he doesn’t have a good home life with his dad beating his ass for Billy just, existing. NOW BEFORE YOU LEAVE. That. Is not. An excuse. It never has been and it never will be. He should be absolutely held accountable for everything he’s done up until this point because he’s done a lot of inexcusable shit. So you can shit on him for that I don’t really care
But believe it or not there are actually people who were interested in his character writing and chose to look deeper into him and who he is past what they gave us in seasons 2 and 3😐
Speaking from my point of view, I don’t like canon Billy. Like I’ve said several times he sucked a lot. But to be honest I don’t think that’s who the character Billy actually is. I think that all of that is a response from being abandoned as a child and dealing with years of physical abuse. Again, since I don’t want you to misinterpret my words, not an excuse, but it gives us a lot of background.
Season 2 and 3 Billy does a lot of things that could be born from underlying racism, even if it’s not outwardly said it’s there, but I personally do not think that’s because those are things he genuinely believes himself. If his asshole father sees his step-daughter hanging around a person he doesn’t like due to prejudice, did it ever occur to you who would be the one inevitably getting punished for it? Billy would. Not Max, I don’t think Neil has the balls to lay hands on his partner’s kid but he’ll do it to his own since we already know Max’s mom won’t do shit about it. Not wanting to get his ass handed to him for something that’s not his fault he’s obviously gonna try to cut the interaction between Lucas and Max. Not because he dislikes Lucas, not because he’s racist, but because otherwise he’ll get beat half to death
All this to say, I know he can be better. I don’t think all is lost for him. I think there’s more to him than what we see on the surface and if he were to be separated from the negative environment and allowed to experience life for himself instead of clouded by fear be wouldn’t be such a shit head
Trauma is not an excuse for the shit he’s done, but the moment trauma response/survival instinct gets ugly and isn’t just anxiety and flinching when someone raises their hand, you don’t believe they deserve an ounce of sympathy or a chance for redemption
I know he not only has the potential to make amends with those he hurt but completely forget the ignorant sentiments he’s been forced to abide by. That doesn’t mean any character is required to forgive him or you are for that matter but you really need to understand that when people talk about liking him they’re usually separating canon Billy from the Billy we never got the chance to see.
And I know some of y’all cream your pants at the fact that the duffer brothers confirmed Billy to be racist, but to be honest with you I could not give a flying fuck what the Duffer brothers say. They’ve proven more and more with each season that they may know how to write a story but not a character. If it weren’t for the actors pushing for certain scenes or refusing to do others these characters wouldn’t be half as fleshed out as they are. We owe a lot of the character writing to the people that portray them, therefore i hold a lot more weight in what they say than i do the creators. What the Duffer Brothers say is not Gospel to me, and it would be smart of you to not consider it as such either.
You can hate canon Billy all you want, I don’t care, but don’t get pissy at people who choose to look deeper than the surface of who he is and miss what they could’ve had for him because he was just being built up to be a throwaway.
If they support what season 2 or 3 Billy did that’s a different story, definitely not okay, but I’ve yet to see anyone do that all I see is people who don’t feel comfortable watering down his entire character and role in the story to ‘racist’ because at the end of the day, that truly is just an opinion based on how you choose to read into his character
TLDR; don’t put anti billy crap in spaces that like billy just because they wanna appreciate a character that had potential and is more than what most of you want to see
If you don’t take anything away from this, fine, just be respectful in the notes if you choose to interact
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