Levi, In His Head: Im Thinking Of A Hundred And One Ways To Kill Your Jolly Ass But I Like You For Some

Levi, in his head: I’m thinking of a hundred and one ways to kill your jolly ass but I like you for some reason so I’ll just chalk them up to preparedness

Quicksketch of Levi and Farlan inbetween commissions. Still need to figure out how to translate quick and sketchy into desired quality but practice is practice! Also pouty Levi and teasing Farlan are an aesthetic

To all my writers who have a tough time with smut terms and not knowing which ones to use, I have found the holy grail for us.

This reddit user took a poll of 3,500 people and went really in depth with asking their favorite terminology, along with actual pie charts on what the readers preferred to see in their smut.

Here's the direct link to the Google doc with all the info!

Clicked Isabel and Furlan for obvious reasons but a death I’m equally never going to get over is Nanaba failing to save Gingar and feeling so helpless that in her last moments alive flashes back to her dad abusing her

Your Help - A Levifar Story

Chapters: 5/?

Summary:

Levi has been friends with Furlan Church for what is going on two years now. Though it's never been confirmed, he thinks they could even be best friends. Despite Furlan's cleaning ability being a solid -5, and his level of sex jokes high enough to make a hooker blush, Levi has no regrets over knowing him. Levi doesn't fully despise how Furlan has grown to know him either.

However.

As his unofficial best friend, Furlan knows enough of him to determine when Levi needs some help.

… What was it he said about having no regrets?

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So I made a thing :P

It’s a story I was at first very excited to share then very reluctant as the ideas dried up and lack of faith in my writing ability set in, but I’m back now and hope to see it to the end. It’s a shame that there is so little content out there for this ship so I am determined to give this offering to our small but mighty community.

The fic is currently up on Ao3 and can be accessed using this link: (see below)

I would be so incredibly grateful to anyone who would give this story a chance and hope it will bring you some joy.

Maybe it’s my desperate ass that needs to see Levi’s thug family return to salute him but IS THAT ISABEL HIDING BEHIND ERWIN?? I CANT TELL IF THE HAIR IS RED OR NOT BUT THE SCRUFF HAS ME THINKING ASHTYTVFTL-

shinzou wo sasageyo😤

😐🙄…… hubba hubba- 😳🤐

Happy Birthday, Captain Levi 💕