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god i love dune twitter

I'll make him pregnant

i'm watching👁👁

we never know about 2005 wonka's mother so I would say he is a demigod of hecate, so it makes sense because of how he's the only capable magical stuff person in a logical, non-fantasy world. and you can't tell me dr. wonka wasn't the one to summon hecate to move his entire house lmao.

the monsters simply avoid him because of how whimsy and unhinged he already looks. also the way he's probably the only one who knows such non-existent places like the loompa land (because that place is in his mother's domain) henceforth mere mortals don't acknowledge, so that's why it never exists in map. and he would run away from camp half blood out of spite after tasting nectar and ambrosia because he wants to make them himself.

okay pardon me I'm just a nerd who loves willy wonka and greek mythology...

"Oh yeah. It's very beautiful." 🎩🍫🍬