SO I PLAY WAAAYYYYY TOO MUCH GENSHIN AND AT THIS POINT IM MAKING THEORIES SO HERE YOU GO! THEORY! :

SO I PLAY WAAAYYYYY TOO MUCH GENSHIN AND AT THIS POINT IM MAKING THEORIES SO HERE YOU GO! THEORY! :

At this point no future nations can have hypostasis because there is already one of every element, Venti killed the previous anemo archon, khannrians killed the previous electro archon, dragonspines archon died and thats why it's the way it is with celestias wrath, zhongli killed guizhong(a geo archon), kusanali made nahida dying in the process (i think thats how it works), natlans archon and fontains archons are new(not the originals) - possibly killed by ei because - For every hypostasis you can connect them to a dead archon, All except hydro and pyro we KNOW were killed by the archon or group that resides in the location of the hypostasis! WHAT IF HYPOSTASIS EXIST IN THE LOCATION WHERE THERE MOST RECENT PREVIOUS ARCHON DIED!? THIS ALSO EXPLAINS WHY THE PYRO HYPOSTASIS IS THE LEAST DAMAGED! THE PYRO ARCHON ONLY DIED RECENTLY! SAME FOR HYDRO!

Following this, WE MIGHT GET LORE RELATED TO WAR OF INAZUMA VS NATLAN AND FONTAIN! This would be the equivalent of America and france teaming against japan, Which happened in ww2. Considering fontains connection to technology and natlans obvious connection to explosives considering pyro inazuma might be in for some damage, specifically, NUCLEAR DAMAGE!

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OMG going off on having sex in the fields with god!Floyd, what if he softly non-cons you >w< he’s been so disrespectful towards the god you’ve been worshipping your whole life (himself) and you don’t really like him because he isn’t being a good cult member!!

Maybe Floyd hears your inner thoughts about not liking him and hoping he ‘finds a way towards the righteous light’ when you’re praying to god!him after human/cultist!him loudly refuses to attend worship because it’s boring, so he decides to change your mind by forcing you to make love with him in the very field the cult worships him in!! AAAAAA

OMG OMG YES. OTL teasingly telling you he's sure your god won't mind if you're just a little messy on the holy grounds. <3 it's such a nice day as well. There's a soft breeze, a bright, blue sky filled with fluffy clouds, the sun is beaming, the wildflowers are all in bloom....... the statue the cult has created and raised in honor of Floyd casts such an ominous shadow over the two of you, a reminder that his eyes are always watching.

You beg him through tearful pleas to stop, that you can't defile these grounds or yourself. You're supposed to keep yourself pure for the day of your sacrifice. Your god won't want you if you've already been tainted. >_< Floyd laughs at that. If only his little Shrimpy knew.

Aaaaaa Floyd picking one of the flowers and tucking it behind your ear while he fucks you into the grass, slow and soft and sweet. You've always known your god to have dramatically shifting moods. Some days it storms fiercely; other days it's beautiful and sunny. You're not sure if he'll be very merciful when he learns you've given yourself (unwillingly and unknowingly) to one of your fellow cultists (the god you worship).

Trying and failing to mumble all manner of apologetic prayers to your god in hopes that he'll forgive you. You're just too cute. Floyd chuckles and presses a kiss to your mouth, mumbling, "I forgive ya."

Nah man- he doesn’t wanna start fights- he wants to silently laugh his ass off- he is a cat sitting next to a broken vase and acting innocent

I’m tired of people acting like Zhongli is a serious and chill guy who would never cause problems on purpose as if he isn’t one of the biggest menaces out of the Seven. He used to throw mountains at Venti for annoying him. He, the god of history, starts fights among historians for shits and giggles. He tried to gaslight the Traveler into thinking he was totally not at the Chasm guys really Aether/Lumine you must be seeing things maybe you should go see Baizhu. When Qiqi wanted “Cocogoat” milk he was like “Oh yeah sure totally let’s go look for it” knowing damn well it was a wild goose chase. He made the Traveler sing to a flower and then was like “Oh would you look at that” when a Whooperflower jumped out to maul them. I love him. He’s like a cat pushing things off the counter to see how people react. I would pay to see him interact directly with Neuvillette because I know for a fact he’d get on that man’s nerves and argue about water tasting just to feel something. Furina used freedom from godhood to take a nap and Zhongli used it to give psychic damage to anyone who talks to him longer than 5 minutes. Iconic.

Bro, Riddle, you ARE the anxiety- you both have it and cause it

twst Incorrect quote #310

Riddle: “Do you have any tea?”

MC: “Yeah I have… Green Tea, Earl grey tea, Anxiety-“

Riddle: “I don’t want anxiety.”

MC: “Yeah I figured. I was just trying to get rid of it cause I don’t want it either.”

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