JLD Prophets Have Been Asked To Prophesize The Future Of Robin.

JLD prophets have been asked to prophesize the future of Robin.

It's stupid.

So a few Leaguers found out about this new Robin's slightly violent tendencies, and how he used to be barely controlled. Now they're convinced that he'll snap at any moment. Superman and Batman vouched for him, and Wonder Woman called out the hypocrisy of that paranoid fear, but the Leaguers insisted.

So, they called in JLD.

And the prophets take one look at the future, and collectively freak the fuck out.

"He is destined to awaken the High King of the Infinite Realms!" They cry out, scrambling to get away from him.

The room descends into chaos. People are shouting, arguing, asking what the hell that even means. The JLD are trying to explain over calling their loved ones and double checking every single failsafe they have in place, they themselves freaking out.

"Pariah fucking Dark!" They say, scrambling to spread the word from their phones, "The little shit's going to kill us all!"

Robin, of course, leaves the room.

These people are so stupid. This whole situation is stupid. He's going to call up the one hero who knows more about the Infinite Realms than anyone else to ask how stupid and impossible that prophecy is.

Phantom answers his call, white hair messed up and eyes half lidded, clearly having just awoken.

And from down the hall, he hears those stupid 'Prophets' start screaming again.

"It has come to pass! The High King is awake!"

Phantom freezes.

Robin feels the realization unfolding in his mind even as he glares death at the other hero.

"They assume I am going to cause the end of the world by waking you," Robin says, keeping his voice even in an attempt to sound...not nearly as angry as he is.

It doesn't work.

Phantom is now sitting up straight and looking terrified.

"Fix this," Damian hisses, leaning forward and gripping the console so hard he feels a few buttons pop off.

i personally think shinichi thanks god (shiho miyano) every day that kaito doesn't use his weird magician powers to tease him about his huge crush on ran constantly. just my opinion

:3

"kaito is a minecraft ocelot in 2014" YES my favorite genre of fanfic is ppl pspspspsing Kaito into friendship. he really is kinda like a wary cat isn't he, u have to stay very still and lure him in w chocolate ice cream (PSA: don't give chocolate to cats and don't give fish to kaitos)

oh REAL. oh real.

he’s not sure whether to be upset that they thought that would work, or upset that it’s kinda working

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If you can't outsmart your opponent, the only option left is to outstupid them.

— Kuroba Kaito, at some point