HIIIIIIIIIII I AM SO SO SO SO SOOOO SORRY FOR BEING UNACTIVE!! SCHOOL AND WORK HAS ME IN A CHOKEHOLD!!

HIIIIIIIIIII I AM SO SO SO SO SOOOO SORRY FOR BEING UNACTIVE!! SCHOOL AND WORK HAS ME IN A CHOKEHOLD!!

But I can say without a doubt that I finished my first semester of my senior year with 3 A’s and 1 HIGH B! IM SO PROUD OF MYSELF🥳🥳🥳

As a semi reward for myself, you guys can flood my inbox with ANYTHING you want! MY TREAT!

STARTING OFF STRONG WITH THIS ONE!!

50 Random Character Asks:

1. Canon I outright reject

2. A canon or headcanon hill I will die on

3. Obscure headcanon

4. Favorite line

5. Best personality trait

6. Worst personality trait

7. Age/height/weight headcanon

8. Unpopular opinion about them

9. Scene that first made me love (or hate) the character

10. Best moment on screen (or in the book)

11. Faceclaim for the role

12. Crack headcanon

13. Dumbest thing they’ve ever done

14. Most heroic moment

15. Worst thing they’ve ever done

16. Deepest darkest secret they won’t even admit to themselves

17. Quotes, songs, poems, etc. that I associate with them

18. What they’d go to see a therapist about

19. Vices/bad habits

20. Scars

21. Drink of choice (not just alcoholic)

22. Best physical feature

23. If they were a scented candle, what would they smell like?

24. Most annoying habit

25. 3 things they’d want to take with them if they were dropped off in the middle of nowhere

26. What they would do if stuck in an elevator with [insert character of your choice from the same fandom]

27. Their guilty pleasure

28. How they feel about [insert character of your choice from the same fandom]

29. Eating habits

30. Sleeping habits

31. If the had a tumblr what would it look like?

32. Something guaranteed to make them smile/laugh

33. Something guaranteed to make them cry

34. How they react when they are feeling X emotion (sad, angry, excited, scared, etc.—can specify as many as you like)

35. Their idea of a perfect day

36. Their favorite season

37. What they really think about themselves

38. Favorite holiday

39. Favorite game

40. Favorite book

41. If they could have lunch with anyone in the world (living or dead, from any fictional universe or the real world), who would it be?

42. 3 comfort items

43. 3 favorite foods and 3 they despise

44. Their happiest memory

45. Their favorite celebrity

46. The person they most admire

47. Their dream job

48. Scariest moment of their life

49. Favorite toy as a child

50. A memory they’ve blocked out

A Dad’s Work Is Never Done 😔

Hello, mister Melone!!! Is there a way you could... Possibly... Tell us your opinions about everyone else in La Squadra?! Maybe even some experiences together...?!

Mister? Well gosh, that makes me feel so old! You can just call me Melone honey. Of course I’ll tell you about all my opinions!

For the big man Risotto Nero. To be honest, I thought he was in his early 30’s judging by his grey hair. While he just looked at me in silence, I’ve come to realize that maybeee it wasn’t a good idea to bring that up. Apart from that, I’d consider him to the father figure out of all 9 of us.

Sorbet and Gelato is that type of couple who doesn’t like being seen with us. Somehow they believe that they’re of a higher status, like the Kardashians… or Prosciutto whenever he see a new Gucci bag on display. Despite that, they’re very great when it comes to advice on relationships, or tips on how to cheat on assignments.

Formaggio is okay at times, but I’ll admit, I get scared whenever he brings home a new stray. I still get shivers from the night he brought home that snake he found. Didn’t come out my room for the whole day, and I actually had a legitimate reason!

Illuso.. great for hair tips! I’ve always wondered how he was able to get his hair so long. Slightly egotistical, but let’s be honest. We’re hitmen, we’re all a little bit egotistical in some shape or form. I do get annoyed when he peered through my mirror while I’m busy with my movie watching or… during my “research” time.

Prosciutto. Such a wine mom. Great for skin care tips, but between you and me, he and Risotto definitely have something going on. There’s no way he always ends up “losing” something in Risotto’s office. But you didn’t hear it from me.

Pesci. How I wish we could all help him boost his confidence. He has GREAT potential, especially with his stand Beach Boy. I always tell him to practice using his stand every now and then, just to see where it would be its strongest and its weakest.

And last, but certainly not least, my cru- I mean Ghiaccio! Okay so maybe it’s a secret that’s not so secret. I not exactly known for keeping my mouth shut when it comes to relationships. I loovveeee him. He’s such a nerd when it comes to language, and I always find myself getting lost in thought whenever he rants, soaking in every word that he says like I’m looking at a living dictionary. Or an audiobook of all the different ways you can curse in Italian. He’s sooooo… wait. What was I supposed to he doing again? I forgot.

Anyway, thank you so much for the ask! Feel free to ask us anymore if the time comes!

ohmyGOD-- there's like 4 people who sent me this OTL I'm both excited and terrified… It's like I'm seeing an official fanfic getting announced or something

Let me guess, Ghiaccio has been assigned to assassinate that Melone ass🍑

HGN--

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Everyone I am SO SO SO SOOOO SORRYYYY that I was not able to get Part 3 done earlier like I said I would; BUTT I WAS able to get it done on the Spooky Halloween and just in time before the month was over!!

DBD AU PT3

“So..what exactly is this plan? If you don’t mind me asking.” Asked Melone as he was giving Ghiaccio his full attention.

“It’s fairly simple. You’re gonna help me kill your teammates.” Ghiaccio responded with little to no emotion in his face.. god it was so hot. He knows what he want and he just goes for it, whether he has a plan or not.

To tell the truth, Melone was a little shocked to what he heard, but then again, they were the reason he’s even stuck in his situation in the first place. It wouldn’t hurt them to place them on a hook or two… or three. And oh god.. imagine them now screaming for Melone’s help to get off the hooks so they wouldn’t be sacrificed to the Entity. Ohhh… what he wouldn’t give to hear them like that.

Ghiaccio must’ve gotten closer to Melone’s face again, because when he came to from his little daydream trance, he was mere inches away from his face. He felt his face heat up from the close contact ‘No no no! Why am I blushing from this? Isn’t he also trying to kill ME as well?.. oh god.. I’m not developing Stockholm Syndrome am I?’ He quickly through to himself.

“Well?” Ghiaccio’s voice broke the silent that had filled the basement. “Do we have a deal?..”

“A deal? You ask me that when you don’t even know my name?” Melone asked him back. ‘shitshitshit!! Did that sound too cocky? Damnit to hell! He probably wants to kill me now. Why did I have to go and make a smartass comment like that?!’

“Hm. Touché. I did tell you my name, and yet I never asked for yours. How very rude of me.” Ghiaccio responded so calmly to the situation that it almost made Melone feel scared again. Something about the way he sounded so calm was chilling to say the least.

“That’s alright, it’s Melone.” He nervously chuckled. “And yes, I do agree.” With zero hesitation he responded. Could it be because he was finally tired of getting used by the others as bait? Or maybe because there was someone attractive asking him to betray the ones he “trusted?” That could be it, Melone was known to be someone who overthought his decisions; especially if they involved someone cute.

“Melone..” Ghiaccio repeated, his voice going down an octave. “Hm.. not a bad name. I like it. It’s very unique.” And ohh fuck did Melone had to try his best to not blush from that. It’s one thing to like his name and call it unique, but saying that AND having your voice go low as you say it? He might as well faint from a heat stroke right now.

“Let’s not waste anymore time. They could be done with some generators by now. How many do you think they can get done together?” Ghiaccio questioned, and Melone was quite eager to answer.

“Separated, they can get at least two or three done, but together, if they’re not wondering how I’m not dead yet, then I’d say around two. Those three always get themselves distracted with their conversations.” Melone replied happily. He never felt this chipper before, and he was starting to like that feeling.

Ghiaccio then smirked slightly. “Perfect, that should give me enough time to sabotage the Gens while you locate your team and lead them to me. Once they attempt to fix or start that generator… that’s where the real fun begins. He then chuckled darkly at the end.

Melone didn’t quite understand what Ghiaccio was talking about at first, but after witnessing first hand how he was able to sabotage each generator with his ice to make each survivor that came across it get stuck, it was genius. Pure, evil brilliance as they both took down the team, with Melone also hanging up the bodies for Ghiaccio.

“You didn’t have to hang them all up for me ya know?” Ghiaccio looked at Melone as he was now silent, listening to the ‘last’ one struggling and pleading to get off the hook. Ghiaccio could’ve sworn that Melone’s eyes had lost some lighting and color in them. It wasn’t something entirely new to him.

In fact, before he was engulfed by the fog, he could’ve sworn that was all the looks he kept seeing as he was with his team of assassins. Sure, some of them were idiots and goofed off more than they should, but they still got the job done, and now that he thought about it, maybe Melone was on the team too, or at least, someone who looked like him.

The fields were now silent as Melone was the only survivor remaining. What was he going to do? Find the escape hatch and leave? Have Ghiaccio kill him? Or maybe just hang around until the Entity got to him. Who knows?

What he did know was that the icy killer was holding his face just inches away from his again. He felt his face burning up more from the contact, as he tried to find the words to ask him ‘how is this happening again?’ But once again, Ghiaccio broke the silence.

“I remember you.. from our Hitman Team..” he spoke quietly, despite the fact that quite literally no one else was around to hear. “I knew something about you felt familiar to me, but I just couldn’t pinpoint what it was.. but I finally have you back, Melone.”

And Melone listened. What else could he say right now? He didn’t want to interrupt nor breathe as his eyes were locked in his gaze, not moving a muscle.

“And yet, they place you with the survivors. The Entity must not know us very well. They place you with those numbnut survivors while you still have your assassin ways within you. If only you could be with us, be with.. me again.”

‘This sounds like a confession.. is this a confession right now? Am I finally succumbing to the heat and this is my brain’s way of hallucinating?’ Melone thought to himself as he couldn’t bring himself to believe that any of this were actual true statements.

And then… it happened. Ghiaccio pulled him into a kiss. It wasn’t like how you would see in a romantic movie, but it was pretty damn close. Melone kissed him back happily, probably because he had been thinking about doing that for the past while.

Once they had pulled away from each other after a while of kissing, Melone felt something sharp and cold in his chest that made his eyes widen. He looked down at his stomach and found a giant icicle sticking into him. Blood now started to flow out of his mouth, as he was trying to quickly process what was happening to him.

Ghiaccio had a slight apologetic look, but then quickly changed it back to his cold hard glare from before. He then grabbed Melone again and whispered close in his ear before he left “Next time we meet again, kill your teammates. They don’t deserve you like I do.”

And with that, it faded to black. Once again, Melone found himself sitting at the campfire, watching and waiting for the next batch of survivors to join him.