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If I accidentally stole this picture from someone then I sincerely apologize, but look at how happy my boys are!!🥹🥹

Hello, mister Melone!!! Is there a way you could... Possibly... Tell us your opinions about everyone else in La Squadra?! Maybe even some experiences together...?!

Mister? Well gosh, that makes me feel so old! You can just call me Melone honey. Of course I’ll tell you about all my opinions!

For the big man Risotto Nero. To be honest, I thought he was in his early 30’s judging by his grey hair. While he just looked at me in silence, I’ve come to realize that maybeee it wasn’t a good idea to bring that up. Apart from that, I’d consider him to the father figure out of all 9 of us.

Sorbet and Gelato is that type of couple who doesn’t like being seen with us. Somehow they believe that they’re of a higher status, like the Kardashians… or Prosciutto whenever he see a new Gucci bag on display. Despite that, they’re very great when it comes to advice on relationships, or tips on how to cheat on assignments.

Formaggio is okay at times, but I’ll admit, I get scared whenever he brings home a new stray. I still get shivers from the night he brought home that snake he found. Didn’t come out my room for the whole day, and I actually had a legitimate reason!

Illuso.. great for hair tips! I’ve always wondered how he was able to get his hair so long. Slightly egotistical, but let’s be honest. We’re hitmen, we’re all a little bit egotistical in some shape or form. I do get annoyed when he peered through my mirror while I’m busy with my movie watching or… during my “research” time.

Prosciutto. Such a wine mom. Great for skin care tips, but between you and me, he and Risotto definitely have something going on. There’s no way he always ends up “losing” something in Risotto’s office. But you didn’t hear it from me.

Pesci. How I wish we could all help him boost his confidence. He has GREAT potential, especially with his stand Beach Boy. I always tell him to practice using his stand every now and then, just to see where it would be its strongest and its weakest.

And last, but certainly not least, my cru- I mean Ghiaccio! Okay so maybe it’s a secret that’s not so secret. I not exactly known for keeping my mouth shut when it comes to relationships. I loovveeee him. He’s such a nerd when it comes to language, and I always find myself getting lost in thought whenever he rants, soaking in every word that he says like I’m looking at a living dictionary. Or an audiobook of all the different ways you can curse in Italian. He’s sooooo… wait. What was I supposed to he doing again? I forgot.

Anyway, thank you so much for the ask! Feel free to ask us anymore if the time comes!

Sorbet and Gelato moaning about the heat while eating their namesake desserts?

Your daily reminder that mafia is scary.

‘A Dark Survival Manga’

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Vento Aureo as Greek Gods III

Before continuing to read, please keep in mind that the plot of Vento Aureo plays no major role in this headcannon. I decided to keep some of the familial ties of Vento Aureo, but greatly change the relationships of the gods in the original Greek pantheon, since there’s a lot of incest and other weird fucky family ties and relationships. So ill manly focus on the characteristics, personalities and abilities of the characters. I’m also not an expert on Greek mythology, so there might be some inaccuracies.

All three parts for this headcanon are now complete! You can find the links to the other parts at the bottom of the page💖

Overall, I wrote this just for fun and I hope you enjoy reading through my ramblings.

Risotto Nero: Moros

Moros is the Greek God of impending doom, so in my opinion, who’s better to fit that role than the leader of the assassin team Risotto Nero himself. Moros was regarded as merciless and inevitable, thus him being and feared by mortal people and Gods alike. Even after his victims die, Moros continues to torment them in the afterlife, because of this he is commonly called, “The All-Destroying God”.

Prosciutto: Kairos

Prosciutto's stand ability to age people made me think of Chronos, but I decided that the lesser-known Kairos would be a much better fit. While Kairos is also a deity who represents time, he is considered the embodiment of opportunist time. Prosciutto has to take action not only for his sake but also for Pesci and the rest of his team.  

Pesci: Triton

I chose to represent Pesci with the minor water deity since he’s considered a younger and less experienced member of La Squadra. Triton is the one who raises the ocean waves. He's also often represented with a tail, and I thought that it would be an interesting trait to give Pesci since he stands out most out of the other members of La Squadra.

Formaggio: Até

Choosing a deity for Formaggio was very difficult since we don’t have a lot of insight into La Squadra’s life outside of Veto Aureo and his stand ability is pretty cut and dry. So, I went with what I had and chose Até the Goddess of mischief and folly. Formaggio is shown to be quite cruel for instance, he has no problem shrinking Narancia and pitting him against a spider.  

Illuso: Momus

Momus is the Greek God of satire, mockery, and blame. Illuso being one of the cockiest members of La Squadra poking fun at everything and criticizing his teammates conveys Momus’s goal to find fault in anything and everything so that he could ridicule it. Momus also has a dark side. He would often instill in men feelings of failure in regards to new ideas or new ventures, which can be attributed to Illuso endlessly chastising Formaggio about his stand or his fight with Fugo, Abbacchio, and Giorno.

Melone: Aphrodite

At first, I was going to represent Melone as Eros, but Aphrodite seemed much more fitting because of her promiscuous nature. Aphrodite is the Greek Goddess of love, beauty, and fertility; she had many lovers both gods and men with whom she had a copious number of children. Melone himself being very fixated on fertility and childbirth because of his stand.  

Ghiaccio: Boreas

I’m glad that Boreas, the Greek god of the northern wind was the perfect match for Ghiaccio. Boreas was said to bring winter and snow from the Thrake mountains. Their personalities also match quite well, Boreas is depicted as being very strong, with a violent temper to match and Ghiaccio sports the same fiery temper. Ghiaccio’s White Album is also a perfect representation of winter.  

Gelato+Sorbet: Zelus+Plutus

These two were almost impossible to figure out, seeing how little they appear in both the anime and manga, so I had to take some creative liberties. I see Gelato as someone who wears an unwavering smirk at all times. He knows his teammates well so he’ll often tease them. It pleases him when he can get a rise out of someone. I also see him as jealous and controlling in his relationship with Sorbet. For these reasons, I chose to represent him as Zelus, the god of jealousy, rivalry, and zeal. As for Sorbet, we know that he is very materialistic and loves money. He would be the one to calm and reassure Gelato whenever he would get aggravated. I also see sorbet as a very literal person who has trouble reading people he doesn't know very well. Therefore, I represented Sorbet as Plutus, the Greek God of wealth.

Part I: La Unita Speciale

Part II: Team Bucciarati

Those funky little gay dudes deserve the love tbh

It's so funny to me that 2 characters (sorbet and gelato) that got no voice lines and 1 minute of screentime got more love and content from the fandom than about 5 minor villains with their own episodes and arcs in pt 5

La Squadra urbex headcanons

I had a dream about this a while back and I KNEW that I had to write something

Risotto Nero:

Good in theory, a disaster in practice. As much as Risotto likes the idea of it, he’ll most likely won’t participate because of how tall and broad he is.

Also, his love for long and flowy clothes will make it difficult for him to move around, he’ll either get caught on something or get a concussion from hitting his head on low doorways and ceilings or get a face full of cobwebs for his troubles.

To make up for his inability to go out and explore himself, he watches an absurd amount of urbex videos in his spare time.

Prosciutto: Nope! No way. Don’t even think that he’ll willingly step a foot into an old, abandoned, dusty building if it isn't a mission and he isn't getting paid for it, he definitely doesn’t get the appeal or understand what he’s supposed to do.

Not to mention his wardrobe, he wears expensive designer suits, and God forbid he ruins them.

But he does encourage his teammates (especially Pesci) to go out and explore, saying that it’s good for training, but in reality, he’s just old and doesn’t see the fun in it.

Pesci: Surprisingly, he enjoys urbex very much.

His favorite places to explore are usually large and open, for example, sports arenas or theme parks. He also takes lots of amateurish pictures to show his Aniki and Risotto, since they usually don’t want to come with him. 

He's very respectful and usually sticks to the group he’s exploring with. Overall, he’s just there to have fun and take pretty pictures.

Formaggio: Occasionally goes with the gang when he has nothing better to do. He likes exploring old houses or anything with lots of clutter, mostly because he pockets some of the cool-looking things even though you’re not supposed to do that. 

He's the best at finding abandoned spots around town since he knows most of the locals around town. His stand is also very useful when it comes to getting past fences or barred doors and windows. 

He will make fun of the edgy graffiti on the walls.

Illuso: He isn’t a fan of urbex, much like Prosciutto he doesn’t like wandering around dusty and decrepit places he can be bribed into doing it easily enough. 

Likes helping Pesci out with his photography, he's a master when it comes to finding and arranging props or finding the right light and camera angle. 

His stand is also useful for getting into fenced or boarded-up areas.

Ghiaccio: He loves urbex! Though he often strays from the group, he still has fun exploring abandoned places. His favorite spots are large stadiums and construction sites where he can exercise, parkour, and show off his techwear. 

Has an affinity for tall buildings and vantage points as well, he feels like he’s on top of the world when he can literally look down on his group from some scaffolding and challenge someone to race him across the building.

Keeps a journal with all of the places he’s been to, what he liked and disliked about it and what to look out for.

Melone: He likes it enough to tag along with the group most of the time, especially if Formagio is there. He’ll goof off with him and Pesci for the most part. 

Although he’ll be a bit well behaved if they're in a hospital since he wants to go through the various documents and bottles, spouting out medical and biological facts that scar anyone unfortunate enough to be near him. 

He is the only one aware that black mold exists and usually grabs a few respirators for the gang before going out.

Gelato: Yet another person who does it to hang out with some of his fellow assassins, although his idea of hanging out may end up giving someone a heart attack one day. 

Sometimes he’ll go off on his own for a few minutes to “check something out” and scare everyone else shitless when he decides to run at the group screaming bloody murder. Often takes creepy pictures of the building, though most of the pictures he brings back are of the mortified faces of his teammates. 

He mellows out after some time and hangs out with Ghiaccio or graffities some of the walls and floors. Sorbet: He’s another old man who prefers to stay back. He'll laugh at the pictures Gelato brings back and listens to the guys talk about what other fun things happened. 

His crippling fear of bugs also keeps him from going anywhere near any abandoned house. 

Keeps albums of the best pictures Gelato has taken. He also comes up with some creative concepts and sketches for Gelato to use when he tags buildings.