Who Even Are You. Like What Did You Write

who even are you. like what did you write

I have no idea. Let me see if anyone else in this ask place knows.

This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8

love how superviscous isn’t spelled correctly in the whole post. not even once. abysmal.

Glass of Supervicious Fluid

SOMEONE EXPLAIN THE 17K POST !!!!1!!!11!

what if people made human versions of iconic tumblr posts and shipped them

no. no no no

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Had a dream where this became the new meme for a bit