
Just a crap ton of incorrect quotes that are absolute comedy gold
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and i stood with it!!!
I just wanna say this.
I shipped BakuDeku before it was popular.
Back when everyone hated it.
i cried but i can't stop readin it over and over
It's always Deku and Kacchan against the world : The Fic
see no evil
Izuku presses his face into Bakugo’s neck and the fabric of his sweatshirt. For a split second, Bakugo looks at Ochako over Izuku’s shoulder. His gaze is hard. Cold. The red color of his irises has cooled from a raging fire to stained glass. His eyes drill into her. It’s unmistakably a challenge. Try me.
Nothing less than absolute victory.
Ochako looks away.
In the end, Izuku will always choose Bakugo – and that’s fine. Ochako and Tenya are fine.

sorry what. the french put what. on international television. is this about the olympics.
the French did not put beheaded queens, a sexy queer throuple, and an androgynous parkouring phantom of the opera on international television for you to call it dull
not so fond adieu you weaboos
for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
weren't age regression terms originally from csa survivor spaces before they got appropriated into a kink thing or is that not the origin you're talking about
ok content warning for this one, details are in the tags
yeah, age regression terms (mainly “little” and “caregiver”) originate in survivor spaces for people who were abused as children. age regression is when someone mentally retreats to an earlier age, generally as a trauma response. the term “little” refers to the person regressing, and “caretaker” refers to the person who helps supervise and nurture the little while they’re regressing. in and of itself, age regression is not sexual.
however, the CGL kink community (stands for caregiver/little), in which people get off on treating their partner, or being treated by their partner, as a child. they have very much co-opted the terms “little” and “caregiver” and now they’re more commonly known as sexual terms, which is really unfortunate imo.
Ok, so I was reading this news story:


So far so normal, right? But then:

Like what. And then:

Like, I think Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wants to be a romance novelist.

trending news
who even are you. like what did you write
I have no idea. Let me see if anyone else in this ask place knows.
I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest. my whole life so far is leading up to that moment
love how superviscous isn’t spelled correctly in the whole post. not even once. abysmal.
Glass of Supervicious Fluid
SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT’S MIDNIGHT HERE. WHY
UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT THEY’RE PLAYING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”
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Is and continues to be my favorite dance video. Dude’s so unexpectedly fluid.
> High score! What happened? Did i break it?
> You don’t see too many YouTube videos from 2005..
Weird to think that was almost a 10 years ago.
kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”
no you cant. you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper. i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A. you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies
if you got like a 100kilo bag of glitter and opened it up and left it in the path of like a tornado i think that would be interesting. i dont care abt ecological damage btw
SOMEONE EXPLAIN THE 17K POST !!!!1!!!11!
what if people made human versions of iconic tumblr posts and shipped them
no. no no no

Had a dream where this became the new meme for a bit
where is that renaissance painting with those two fellers and a giant fucking random skull on the floor that looks like it was accidentally stretched out in photoshop


everyone stop what you’re doing and look at this baby pelican


This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8