MK1 ShitPost Pt6

MK1 ShitPost pt6

*You and Bi-Han lost a spare match*

Bi-Han: *Storms over to you* This is your fault! I’m taking you home! *Holds out hand*

You: I can walk myself home.

Bi-Han: Hold my hand, NOW!

You: *Slowly holds his hand. Then start being dramatic bc his hands were way to cold* IT BURNS! IT BURNS!

Bi-Han: *Drags you away* let’s go…

yandere kung lao I’m begginf,,,,

self aware! yandere kung lao x reader

warnings: mk1 story mode spoilers, obsessiveness, gender neutral reader, ooc kung lao, self aware kung lao

summary: kung lao is aware he is in a video game, and he just loves you so much. he just wishes he didn’t have to be behind a screen.

a/n: anon im so sorry it took me a bit to get to this, anyways i decided to mix it up and make kung lao self aware bc i thought my yandere hcs were getting too repetitive and i am also a diehard SAGAU fan. (also sorry for my mini break, finals week is crazy man.) also i’d be happy to make a part 2 to this if anyone wants it.

- kung lao *hated* being stuck behind a screen. behind a stupid wall. away from you.

- you were just a regular mortal kombat fan. when mortal kombat 1 was announced, you were just so excited to get your hands on the game.

- you watched playthroughs before you could buy the game, and you were so happy when you found out that you could play as kung lao in the first chapter of story mode.

- when you got your hands on the game, you noticed that every time he had a funny one-liner in the story mode, he would look at the camera and wink. that’s weird… he didn’t do that in the playthroughs you watched… but oh well, it’s probably nothing.

- in the final battle you even chose to play as kung lao out of all the fighters. he was surprisingly easy to use, and his moves seemed to hit even harder than usual and the fights would be over in a blink of an eye. maybe he was buffed just for the fights?

- and when you finished the story mode and checked out all the skins and rewards you got, you noticed that you somehow had all of kung lao’s stuff unlocked. all of his palettes, skins, brutalities, etc. everything. you owned all of it. even the ones that weren’t out yet.

- you thought it was just a glitch, so you shut your device down and restarted it. but when you opened it again, his stuff was still there.

- and it got even weirder. when you tried to practice, the game only let you use kung lao. for some reason, you couldn’t use any other fighter. you couldn’t even use any kameo other than kung lao.

- he was still your favorite character and all, but that was weird. you tried to exit out of the game and restart it again, but it wouldn’t shut down. the game stayed on. it was frozen on kung lao. and he seemed to just stare at you. as if he knew you were there.

- you were starting to get creeped out, so you completely powered off your device and decided to leave it disconnected overnight.

- but over that little period of time, even though it was only a few hours to you, it felt like an eternity for kung lao.

- he felt hurt. a bit betrayed, even. did you not like him anymore? was he not enough for you? he gave you everything he could. he did everything he could to show his love for you, since he cannot communicate any other way.

- without you playing the game, he felt nothing. he couldn’t feel your warmth. it was nothing but a cold, dark space. he needed you. he needed you to always be with him. even if he couldn’t communicate with you, he’d figure something out.

- that’s why he was changing the coding of the game. he had to always be on your screen, or at least give you hints that he was self aware. he wouldn’t know what to do with himself if you weren’t looking at him. if you weren’t using him all the time.

- what do you mean you want to main johnny cage? or raiden? or even syzoth? what do they have that kung lao doesn’t?

- you liked the powerful fighters? no worries, he can just nerf everyone else and completely manipulate the coding of the game so he has the best damage.

- you thought the other fighters were more attractive than him? he’ll change the game so their designs were ruined and less pleasing to your eye.

- he would mend himself to your liking. he just needed you to use him. please make him feel important and useful. make him feel worthy of being your main. your favorite.

- if anyone became your favorite instead of him, he would go ballistic. he would rethink his entire existence. he’s so strong, and funny, and easy to use. so why would you choose anyone else? what’s wrong with him? is he not enough for you?

- if kung lao found out you wanted to start using a different fighter, he would erase them from the game. they would be nowhere to be found. their image in the game would be warped into a bunch of blurry pixels.

- if he has to erase the entire kast of fighters, he will. he needs your love. he needs your attention. if he isn’t your favorite, then what is the point of his existence in the game?

- kung lao needs you. and you need him too. why can’t you see that? he’s done everything he could to gain your approval. he was already so great, but he changed himself for you. accept him. please.

- the last thing he would resort to is bringing you in the game with him. what better way to stay by your side, than force you into the world of mortal kombat?

- at first, he didn’t exactly like the thought of taking away your freedom, but the more he thought about it the more he craved your company. why stay behind your screen when he can just bring you with him? now, you don’t have to turn your device on and off! he’s not going anywhere. and you aren’t either.

i just think a hug would save bi-han

💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

Looks like someone is exhausted....

From last night~ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡

Pssssst.... I Top him last night.... DOMINATE HIS ASS ...... JSJSJWJJDHD

Christmas with Bi-han

I made it ᕙ(*•̀ᗜ•́*)ᕗ

He looks happy :3

Thoughts of making Christmas pfp for MK1 characterts what do you think? 💕

I started with Bi-han (ㆁᴗㆁ✿)

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A little headcanon:

Bi-han doesn't like celebrating Christmas in public so he perfer having a private little party with you... Like just you and him.... He feels comfortable around you more then the others... (That's my he's smiling in the picture above :3)

He might help you with decorating the Christmas tree and if you could reach the top of the tree... Don't worry he's here to help you but of course about mocking you about it

"Of course you can't do anything without me..." he will either put the star by himself or pick you up to put it instead there is no in between...

Love it when you make a hot chocolate for both of you.... Love to have a peaceful moment with you ... Sitting there you and him while leaning on his shoulder drinking your homemade hot chocolate... It's just so relaxing to him other then having to do the grandmaster duties all the time

I don't think he have a Christmas spirit... Nor he believes in it but will just celebrate it with to make you happy.... (And to spent more time with you ✧(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧)

He secretly love it when you both sits near the fireplace having a blanket wrapped around both of you and cuddles.... But he will never admit it

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So yeah that's all I have in mind I want to write more but I HAVE AN 3 EXAMS TOMORROW KSJSISJEIEOEHD I HAVE TO STUDY THEM!!!

Hope you enjoyed this little headcanon btw ;v;

Wish me luck (❁´◡`❁) 🎇....

Johnny Vincent Edit

He's Depressed 💖