I Have Failed You All

I Have Failed You All

I forgot my flute.

I am so sorry.

I have the urge to practice (which is r a r e) and now I can't.

For six weeks.

This hurts.

I don't have my floot, how should I practice?

Go practice, u lazy musician

Lit at the markets ya'll

We're so tired that we can't distinguish between old and new memes so we stopped caring.

I like how music tumblr just uses old memes and doesn’t care anymore

op what book

I was reading a book about composers, and at the end of each chapter I wrote a one sentence summary of each composer. these are the sentences.

ludwig van beethoven: angry dude who had no care for social norms

franz schubert: short poet with very supportive friends

hector berlioz: early romantic who could barely play an instrument, created the modern orchestra, was overly-jealous and borderline-insane, and dissected stuff

robert schumann: emo piano critic

frederic chopin: the paganini of piano who got turned on by female voices apparently

franz liszt: ego ego ego ego and warts

felix mendelssohn: jewish german dude–fun combo

richard wagner: God according to himself and hitler

johannes brahms: testy guy who wrote “beethoven’s 10th” (CLARAAA!!!!)

hugo wolf: sort of a failure who went insane. sadness

richard strauss: he liked money and was obedient to his wife 

peter tchaikovsky: sad homosexual russian man

WE KICK ASS IN TWENTYBITEEN.

YEAR OF GLOW UPS AND ASS KICKS.

2019 is the year we fuckin KICK. SHIT