Me, Drinking Juice: Wow This Juice Is Fruitier Than Mike Wheeler

me, drinking juice: wow this juice is fruitier than Mike Wheeler

my mom, on instinct: YOURE fruitier than Mi–….*moment of realization*

me:

(true story my guy)

can Lucas talk some sense into Mike. Husband, go consult that frog and tell him to get his shit together so he can get himself a man

little Steve (about 13) meeting the nice vampire boy Eddie who’s absolutely starving but too scared to feed because he doesn’t want to get caught, so Steve offers to be his personal buffet and it just never really stops. Nancy Wheeler leaves the bathroom after making out with Steve? Eddie’s slipping in after her to go bite the shit outta those two scrumptious lil moles on Steve’s neck

MY GAY ASS IS GETTING A GIRLFRIEND I JUST KNOW IT

Deadass y'all in my dream last night, s5 was split into two half seasons, and we learned at the midway point that Mike was supposed to marry El as some contrived way to save her and defeat Vecna that doesn't make a lot of sense lmao but my dream was the mid-season interview between Finn, Millie, and Noah and Millie kept asking Finn, "So Mike knows he can save El by marrying her. Then why doesn't he? WHY DOESN'T HE??" and Finn kept looking into the camera like he was on the office and shrugging and doing this weirdass smile and Noah just sat there with his hands folded over his mouth like a disappointed parent. 😭 😭 💀