I Mean Shes Not Wrong - Tumblr Posts

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them

me and my sister r watching randonoutica horror findings or wtvr and some guy found a home made ouija board with a knife and i went omg that’s so sick and she told me she’s worried for me when i’m an adult & can go out and do shit bc i’m going to become a missing persons case

me, drinking juice: wow this juice is fruitier than Mike Wheeler

my mom, on instinct: YOURE fruitier than Mi–….*moment of realization*

me:

(true story my guy)

Fair enough

Do I... have to ask... who’s trump

i honestly cannot think of a single voltron character who represents enough dumbass boisy ass BITCH to be trump

reactions to me telling people what I’m going to do in college

My Crush/best friend (at my school)- “Well everyone fucked in the brain wants help everyone else fucked in the brain”

My crazy friend bella- “Oh sweet! I wanna be a doctor too! sad it’ll take 9 years tho” *que a long discussion of how we’ll get into medical school, her for being an actual doctor, me a pyschologist/therapist*

My mum- “that’s gonna be hard if you don’t get your grades up”

My dad- “Hmm, so you want to blend in with the humans more eh?”

Did I hear that right ? "Especially the girls and the gays'?