I Can Really Imagine Daichi Dying (again) From The Laugh From See The Drunk State We Have-

I can really imagine Daichi dying (again) from the laugh from see the drunk state we have-

Can u do a part 2 to the not recognizing them when ur drunk with kenma plzz

'i can't go home with you i have a boyfriend' with them pt 2

featuring : kenma, sakusa, sugawara

genre : fluff, humor

warnings : reader is drunk

note : why didn't i think of that title :< anyway thanks for requesting, hope you don't mind me adding other two characters | not proof read. !

— kenma

tbh he really didn't expect you to be this drunk. see, kenma is a patient man. so he starts with, "babe let's go h—" only for you to cut him off by shouting, "babe? who are you calling babe— who even are you, mister?" with the most passive aggressive stance ever. "i'm your boyfriend?" — "you're not?!" now he won't step back because he needs to get you home and for that, you need to be convinced. literally tried everything from your pictures, videos, text messages and even the few streams you've joined, only for you to say that he stole your boyfriend's phone and threaten him by saying that you'll call the security. seems like it's going to be a long night.

— sakusa

he simply doesn't have the energy to deal with your shit at midnight. he's a little taken aback by it but stays unfazed, holding your hand to lead you to his car but you pull away outside the bar, mumbling something like, "you're pretty but my boyfriend's hotter," he's not sure if that's a compliment. then you proceed to show him pictures of your boyfriend on your phone — which is him but you're way too drunk to recognize him immediately — and he just nods while begging you to come home because it's getting colder outside. finally, after minutes of you swooning over your boyfriend, you recognize him before passing out on his shoulders. kinda moved by how you're loyal even when you're drunk but is also concerned because you literally just walked out with him even when you didn't recognize him.

— sugawara

quite literally suffering because you've been calling him all sorts of things as you refuse to go with him. also somehow you managed to make friends with some other people at the bar and now they're all coming at him for pestering you. had to explain that he's your boyfriend. "please try to understand, i am your boyfriend," — "you're not, my boyfriend is at work." now why in the world would he be at work at 3 am? you sure do end up calling cops but plot twist, it's daichi. now they're both trying to get you recognize suga while daichi drops you home.

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I JUST LITERALLY IMAGINE MOON YEETING A CHILD

SUN/MOONDROP HEADCANNONS

I love them

both of them will screech at you for language like BadBoyHalo

They have bandaids in their chest compartments and they're rainbow (Moon's are space themed)

Moon leave little gifts for Sunny sometimes and makes sure there's always plenty of glitter glue and craft supplies

He does have to hide the fizzy fazz though, otherwise Sunny will drink too much

Moon likes to sleep at the bottom of the ball pit

Sunny's room is filled with just about every type of light source--candles, fairy lights, leds, lamps, etc.

the human employees don't know how absolutely terrifying Moon is (I love him anyway tho), so they just think Sunny is afraid of the dark as part of his programming to connect with the kids

Sun/Moon's personality switch being so drastic wasn't intended, the chip got damaged on it's way to the pizzaplex

Roxy’s chip came with it and was also in the accident but suffered less damage

the "beautiful/handsom, whichever you prefer" tik tok sound is actually something Sunny does. He also asks for pronouns

He/xe Sunny

They/it Moon

Sometimes Moon plays pranks on Sunny and the guards. They're...mostly harmless

Sundrop has infinite patience and empathy

Moondrop would yeet a child if it didn't stfu quickly

They're both programmed to recognize signs of child abuse

AWW HAPPY B-DAY BO

Smiling Bokuto Collection

Happy Birthday to this giant ball of happiness and energy!!💙💙💙

Easiest person to find smiling pictures of. He is precious🥺💙

MASTERLIST

Well this is pretty close to how i look

Let's see what you look like ^^

Tis' me UwU.

This me next to my sister.

https://picrew.me/image_maker/185024

Here, use this and let's see what you look like cause im bored as heck -3-

LIKE- OMG THIS TWO MENS ARE GONNA MAKE ME D1E ONE DAY

Here I am. Come get me.

With pleasure.

HEY! So, i wanna change the color of my profile, so what color do you think?