I Literally Spit Out My Coffee

I literally spit out my coffee ☕

for @anomalagous whose brain i love

One time the Cullen’s got invited to the birthday of the kid from one of Carlisle collegues from the hospital. The place was so full of kids they couldn’t even walk without bumping in someone. Alice was having the time of her life jumping on the trampoline with the kids, while Emmett was pushing the kids in the swing. Esme was making sure everyone was safe, helping some younger kids with their drawing. Jasper was being used as a tree by a group of adventurous who were climbing him. Edward and Carlisle kept talking with the people around, but Carlisle did grab a kid or two to make a rocket. Rosalie was living the best day ever doing face paiting in the kids. There were princess, fairies, butterflies, monsters and even Frankstain. All of the kids loved her and kept washing their faces to make something different. No one ever saw Rosalie smile that big.

I just told my doctor that I had little to no appetite, and was having about three migraines a week. I told him that this was starting to freak out me and my family.

"Why?" Asked the trained medical professional.

Like.... Sir? Did you not understand my previous statement? I'm not eating and am frequently in great amounts of pain........ Why would I be ANYTHING OTHER than freaked out by this?!?!?!!!

What kind of question is that?

how dull for you to live your life without any hills to die on, you, on your vast flat barren plains of compromise, acceptance, and accommodation, while I reign supreme over the lush, rolling highlands of stupid shit I have irrationally chosen to stake my entire identity on