Jokes On Darcy, Lizzie Happens To Be Besties With Mrs Collins So Do You Know What That Means? Visits.

joke’s on darcy, lizzie happens to be besties with mrs collins so do you know what that means? visits. do you know who mrs collins will inevitably bring WITH her???

mr collins. buckle in for some one-sided conversations on the grandeur of pemberley and how there is but one estate only marginally finer, he thinks you will no doubt agree, which can only be, of course, rosing’s park, which can be viewed by his own very humble abode

they’ll all have their dinner and the women will retreat to another room and darcy will stare very, very imploringly to his wife to please, stay. like, please. this man doesn’t shut up. surely you want to talk to him. let’s tag team. please lizzie. he will ask of nothing from you for an entire fortnight if you please actually stay in the same room so mr collins will have SOMEWHERE ELSE to direct his onslaught of ass kissing. lizzie. lizzie.

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UHGHHHHHH THE WAYNE PENTHOUSE(?) WITH THE FRENCH GOTHIC ARCHITECTURE…… i almost screamed i could not believe it. i dont think the wayne estate in any form has been that full frontally unironically gothic im genuinely genuinely obsessed with it. and then the contrast with everything bruce wears as himself looking like he picked the first black shirt he found for $5 at the thrift store. im obsessed with everything about this movie

Characters being compared to dogs always use terriers or pitbulls or something for their metaphors. “They grab on and they don’t let go” “They keep worrying at it until it’s dead” etc.

Anyway, I want to see collies used as metaphors. Albert Payson Terhune style. “He was like an attack dog–making slash-and-run attacks, cutting them up worse every time, never staying in range long enough to get hurt but circling back over and over.”