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Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it
I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction!
I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD
Characters being compared to dogs always use terriers or pitbulls or something for their metaphors. “They grab on and they don’t let go” “They keep worrying at it until it’s dead” etc.
Anyway, I want to see collies used as metaphors. Albert Payson Terhune style. “He was like an attack dog–making slash-and-run attacks, cutting them up worse every time, never staying in range long enough to get hurt but circling back over and over.”
What? No, I don't have attentional focus problems. I just sometimes forget what website I wanted to visit partway through typing its URL and spend the next couple of minutes squinting at an address bar that just says "sh" trying to figure out where I was going with that.
You know the Grimm version of Snow White makes more sense than most versions if only because in that version Snow White was like 7 years old.
RICK MORANIS + HIS 5 O’CLOCK SHADOW (x)
more wip
[Jack is obsessed with Graves. you cannot change my mind.]
“Reality…is just what dreams dream of.”
- ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜᴅᴀʏ, ғᴜᴍɪᴋᴀɢᴇ ᴛᴏᴋᴏʏᴀᴍɪ -
still thinking about this
