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4 years ago
If Your Feelings Are Still What They Were Last April, Tell Me So At Once. My Affections And Wishes Have
If Your Feelings Are Still What They Were Last April, Tell Me So At Once. My Affections And Wishes Have
If Your Feelings Are Still What They Were Last April, Tell Me So At Once. My Affections And Wishes Have
If Your Feelings Are Still What They Were Last April, Tell Me So At Once. My Affections And Wishes Have
If Your Feelings Are Still What They Were Last April, Tell Me So At Once. My Affections And Wishes Have
If Your Feelings Are Still What They Were Last April, Tell Me So At Once. My Affections And Wishes Have
If Your Feelings Are Still What They Were Last April, Tell Me So At Once. My Affections And Wishes Have
If Your Feelings Are Still What They Were Last April, Tell Me So At Once. My Affections And Wishes Have

If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings have changed, I will have to tell you: you have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.


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2 years ago

Ok but can we just take a minute how Jane Austen spent an entire page (at least on my language) during "Nothanger Abbey" to rant about how fucking annoying the criticism about romance was? I felt like she was sitting by my side rambling about what, in modern day, she would probably call "those bitches"


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joke’s on darcy, lizzie happens to be besties with mrs collins so do you know what that means? visits. do you know who mrs collins will inevitably bring WITH her???

mr collins. buckle in for some one-sided conversations on the grandeur of pemberley and how there is but one estate only marginally finer, he thinks you will no doubt agree, which can only be, of course, rosing’s park, which can be viewed by his own very humble abode

they’ll all have their dinner and the women will retreat to another room and darcy will stare very, very imploringly to his wife to please, stay. like, please. this man doesn’t shut up. surely you want to talk to him. let’s tag team. please lizzie. he will ask of nothing from you for an entire fortnight if you please actually stay in the same room so mr collins will have SOMEWHERE ELSE to direct his onslaught of ass kissing. lizzie. lizzie.


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Old Copy Of Jane Austens Emmawhich I Rescued From A Charity Shop.

Old copy of Jane Austen’s Emma which I rescued from a charity shop. 


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4 years ago

A Review of “Pride and Prejudice” by Jane Austen

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Genre: Romance

Rate: 5/5

Summary: When Elizabeth Bennet first met Mr. Darcy, she couldn’t stand him for his pride. Neither did Mr. Darcy found her interesting enough to ask her for a dance. But many occasions brought them together again and again. At last, Mr. Darcy couldn’t help but fall in love with Elizabeth.

My Opinion: I don’t know where to begin. This novel is a classic and a masterpiece. I loved the use of satire in a most charming way possible. The first thing I noticed reading this book was that people were extremely nosy. They seemed to notice other people’s even the trifling matters of day to day life. I couldn’t help noticing how the mothers were all so anxious about their daughter’s marriage at the time. I loved Austen’s writing style very much. It was really funny and I laughed out loud at so many places (I’m even smiling to myself now thinking about some funny parts). Though it was a little draggy at the beginning, but I enjoyed almost every part of it. This book was worth all my time.

Favourite Characters: I can’t decide whom I like best among Jane, Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy. Jane is such a sweetheart. Her values and point of views almost match mine. She is also a very responsible daughter and sister. I feel like, there is a warmth present in her which gives one comfort. Elizabeth is carefree and independent. She has a way of charming everyone and being friendly. She is very confident too. She handles her situation in a very tactful way. I specifically like the sisterly relationship between Jane and Elizabeth. My sister and I share a same kind of relationship. We too, like them, have each others confidence and shares every little thing. Now, what can I tell about Mr. Darcy! I loved him at the end as much as I hated him in the beginning. The best thing about him was that though he is proud, he learns.

Quote: “Do anything rather than marry without affection.”


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3 years ago
Keira Knightley As Elizabeth Bennet
Keira Knightley As Elizabeth Bennet
Keira Knightley As Elizabeth Bennet
Keira Knightley As Elizabeth Bennet

Keira Knightley as Elizabeth Bennet

Pride and Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright


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1 year ago
Inspired By This Post
Inspired By This Post
Inspired By This Post

inspired by this post


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1 year ago
Pride & Prejudice (2005) Dir. Joe Wright
Pride & Prejudice (2005) Dir. Joe Wright

Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright


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1 year ago
 Elizabeth Bennet + Roasting Her Way Into Darcy's Heart
 Elizabeth Bennet + Roasting Her Way Into Darcy's Heart
 Elizabeth Bennet + Roasting Her Way Into Darcy's Heart
 Elizabeth Bennet + Roasting Her Way Into Darcy's Heart
 Elizabeth Bennet + Roasting Her Way Into Darcy's Heart
 Elizabeth Bennet + Roasting Her Way Into Darcy's Heart
 Elizabeth Bennet + Roasting Her Way Into Darcy's Heart
 Elizabeth Bennet + Roasting Her Way Into Darcy's Heart

↳ elizabeth bennet + roasting her way into darcy's heart


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1 year ago
PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005)Dir. Joe Wright
PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005)Dir. Joe Wright
PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005)Dir. Joe Wright
PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005)Dir. Joe Wright

PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005) Dir. Joe Wright


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7 years ago

we are pride and prejudice (2005) fans first, and people second


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1 year ago
@lgbtqcreatorscreator Challenge | Book Covers
@lgbtqcreatorscreator Challenge | Book Covers
@lgbtqcreatorscreator Challenge | Book Covers
@lgbtqcreatorscreator Challenge | Book Covers
@lgbtqcreatorscreator Challenge | Book Covers
@lgbtqcreatorscreator Challenge | Book Covers

@lgbtqcreators creator challenge | book covers

TEEN MOVIES INSPIRED BY CLASSIC LITERATURE


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1 year ago

All the "Austen novels explained badly" Tabloid Covers

Most of the original text is from this post by @redwooding

Re-did the Pride & Prejudice one to look more tabloid-y and changed John Thorpe's caption to the funny version. Note: gigs during the regency period was a type of carriage.

Fake tabloid cover for "The Meryton Mirror" with close up if Keira Knightley playing Elizabeth Bennet in Pride and Prejudice 2005 with big yellow text in all caps that says "Misanthropic smartass keeps rejecting men!"

To her right is a photo of Mrs. Bennet with a quote beneath: "No one cares about my poor nerves!"

In a red box below there is a bulleted list with two points in yellow text in all caps that reads, "One of the rejects bails out her wayward sister" and "she marries him!"

The lower right has a small portrait shot of Matthew Macfadyen playing Mr. Darcy from Pride and Prejudice 2005 from the scene where he is standing in the rain. Black text in a bright yellow box below his picture reads, "Filthy rich jerk reforms, bails out worst enemy and crush's wayward sister, and scores with crush!"

Small white text in lower right corner reads, "text from tumblr post by @redwooding" and "photoshopped on Photopea by @taciturn-nerd"
Characters from the 1997 adaptation of Jane Austen's novel, Persuasion, photoshopped to look like a tabloid magazine cover. The name of the tabloid is "Bath Enquirer" and a close up headshot of Anne Elliot is at the top left with the headline "Depressed shut-in uses whiny sister to avoid mean sister and their idiot father" with three side-by-side photos of Mary, Elizabeth and Sir Walter beneath. Under that is bold text in a red box that says "accidentally restarting romance with resentful ex, whom she marries!"

Two photos of Captain Wentworth with Louisa Musgrove and Wentworth and Anne are in the left lower corner with black bold text with yellow highlighted background saying "Sailorboy gets infatuated with thrill-seeker; when she is injured, he dumps her, waits until she finds someone else, and marries his ex!"

Small white text in lower right corner reads, "text from tumblr post by @redwooding" and "photoshopped on Photopea by @taciturn-nerd"
Characters from the 2007 adaptation of Jane Austen's Mansfield Park photoshopped to look like a tabloid magazine cover. The name of the tabloid is "The Mansfield Gazette". A close-up headshot of Fanny Price is on the left with a smaller photo of Edmund Bertram in the top right corner and Mary Crawford's photo cropped in a circle between Fanny and Edmund. The headline to the right of Fanny reads "Charity case rejects rich homewrecker" in white text and then below it in larger yellow text, "marries her sanctimonious cousin!"

In the lower left is Maria Bertram and Mr. Rushworth's photos inside the shape of a broken heart. A cutout photo of Henry Crawford is between them. The text to the right of them reads, "Minister keeps chasing amoral rich girl; when her egotistical brother breaks up his sister's bad marriage, he marries his mousy cousin instead!" A white arrow points from this text to Maria and Mr. Rushworth.

Small white text in lower right corner reads, "text from tumblr post by @redwooding" and "photoshopped on Photopea by @taciturn-nerd"
Characters of the 2007 adaptation of Jane Austen's Northanger Abbey photoshopped to look like a tabloid magazine cover. The magazine title is "Bath Enquirer" and there is a large headshot of Catherine Morland in the top right. The headline to her left reads, "Gullible teen falsely accuses boyfriend's father of murder! Feels terrible and apologizes, and marries boyfriend!" There is a cropped smaller photo of Henry Tilney below the photo of Catherine Morland.

Two photos: a photo of General Tilney and a photo of Henry and Catherine smiling in an embrace are side by side in the lower left. The headline beneath reads, "Rich man waits for crush to get a clue; when she does, he fights his father, and marries her!"

A smaller photo of John Thorpe with a crazed intense look in his eyes is in the lower right corner. The headline above his photo says "Living Nightmare" and there is a quote under his photo that reads, "He wouldn't stop talking about his gig!"

Small white text in lower right corner reads, "text from tumblr post by @redwooding" and "photoshopped on Photopea by @taciturn-nerd"
Characters from the 2009 adaptation of Jane Austen's Emma photoshopped to look like a tabloid magazine cover. The magazine name is "Highbury Herald".

Highlighted story in a small rectangle at the top has Mr. Knightley's photo with the headline, "Rich man waits for his hot neighbor's schemes to blow up in her face" and "when they do he scores with her!"

Top right has a small photo of Miss Bates with a circle that says "Exclusive Interview" and the caption "Humiliated in front of her closest friends" under her photo.

The main large headline under the magazine name says "Rich, tactless busybody hurts nearly everyone!" Underneath is a photo of Emma Woodhouse. To her right is a photo of Emma and Mr. Knightley kissing with the caption "feels ashamed and apologizes and marries Mr. Always Right!"

In the lower left is a small photo of Mr. and Mrs. Elton looking smug and a photo of Harriet Smith crying with the caption to the right that says "Newlyweds terrorize teen over embarrassing heartbreak!"

Small white text in lower right corner reads, "text from tumblr post by @redwooding" and "photoshopped on Photopea by @taciturn-nerd"
Characters from the 1995 adaptation of Jane Austen's Sense and Sensibility photoshopped to look like a tabloid magazine cover. The magazine name is "Devonshire Daily".

Small highlighted story at the top has a cropped photo of Colonel Brandon with the text "Rich depressed man waits for his crush's bad relationship to blow up in her face" and "when it does, he scores with her!" There is also a small photo of Marianne Dashwood.

Main story in the middle has the large headline, "Egotistically romantic teen ignores dadbod for wildman!" and two bulleted items below say "ignores sister's misery" and  "gets rejected by wildman" with a photo of Marianne Dashwood and smaller black and white photo of Willoughby.

Lower left has a photo of Elinor Dashwood and Edward Ferrars with the caption, "sister scores too!"

Lower right has a photo of Marianne marrying Colonel Brandon with the caption, "Devastated, recovers, and marries dadbod!"

Small white text in lower right corner reads, "text from tumblr post by @redwooding" and "photoshopped on Photopea by @taciturn-nerd"
Characters from Love and Friendship 2016, the movie based on Jane Austen's novel, Lady Susan, photoshopped like a tabloid magazine cover. The magazine name is "The Churchill Post".

The top headline reads, "Infamous flirt seduces married men across England!" with a subheader that reads, "and her sister-in-law's younger brother!" There is a large photo of Lady Susan to the right with a smaller photo of Reginald De Courcy to her lower left with a smaller headline to his right that reads, "Gullible man engaged to serial homewrecker" with two bullet points below. The bullet points are "Weds the teenage daughter instead!" and "Mother marries daughter's ex-fiancé!"

A tall rectangle in the lower right has two photos stacked. One is of Frederica Vernon above a photo of James Martin. The headline above them says "Mother tried to marry me to an idiot!"

A quote underneath Reginald reads, "I didn't think I would fall for her tricks!" with a smiling photo of Lady Susan below that. In the lower right corner is a photo of Frederica and Reginald smiling and standing next to each other.

The lower right has small text that reads "inspired by Tumblr post by @redwooding" and "photoshopped on Photopea by @tacturn-nerd"

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1 year ago

I relate to this so much! I too occasionally find myself wondering what the original reactions of classic stories were like.


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