Look Man, I KNOW Classical Composer Tumblr Exists Because Those Classical Composer Memes Have To Be Coming

Look man, I KNOW classical composer Tumblr exists because those classical composer memes have to be coming from somewhere. But how on earth do I hop on it!? Is it like one of those moving elevators, where you have to step on quickly and hope you come out!? To me it's like the backrooms or something. Do you have to type in some sorta key, is it going to ask me to match these concertos by key signature to delve inside the secret catacombs of classical composer-blr? Will there be a 7 dwarves mining cart roller coaster waiting there except instead of the dwarves its the ducking CLASSICAL COMPOSERS!? What, do I gotta send pictures of my violin-ridden hands as proof, do I gotta submit cat boy Mozart fanart/fics,

CLASSICAL COMPOSER BLR WHERE ARE YOU HIDING!?

(I'm currently on amrev/frevblr seriously send help)

I JUST POSTED JAMILTON INTO THE NORMIE GROUP CHAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

LAFAYETTE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?

Text: can't believe Lafayette would chop off all his hair. WHAT!? Marquis, I'll never forgive you. Your actions have an effect on others. So we can't share hair ribbons anymore? No cute updos? It's just Laurens and I alone. We're depressed.

HAHHA I LOVE IT-

This is literally everything I do...

YEAH NO THIS IS A WEIRD FANDOM, HUH?

Once again, I heartily agree with you, mah friend. HUZZAH!

Think about it

If you think about it… AmRev is really a messed up fandom.

We hyper fixate on dead dudes, sometimes simp for them even, and adopt some as our children.

We even ship them and research a crap ton out of their personal lives. I mean- do you get how creepy that is??? Imagine 200 years from now a bunch of people going crazy over something stupid we wrote on Tumblr and citing it proof on our sexuality or something! Like what if we’re wrong and two guys were actually just really close bros?? Imagine how awkward they’re feeling in heaven then!

And we make memes about them.

And we make accounts pretending to be them.

And we bully them affectionately and care about them more than some people that are actually living.

We give them nicknames. We want to love and protect some and beat the crap out of others.

And we draw fan art of them. Sometimes really suggestive fan art. 

We also write stories about them. Some really explicit, some just really weird, and some even in the modern world.

On top of all that, we go batshit crazy whenever we find a twenty year old movie that takes place in our time frame. And we’re geeks over a kid’s cartoon, an AMC tv show of dubious accuracy, and are pretty much the backbone for a fifty year old musical fandom.

Like bros - wtf even is this fandom????

OH HALLO, HALLO, HIHIHI

ERMMMMMM

you have been awakened by someone who stumbled upon the post of someone on frevlbr who blasts the Haydn quartets at 2am 👉👈

Look man, I KNOW classical composer Tumblr exists because those classical composer memes have to be coming from somewhere. But how on earth do I hop on it!? Is it like one of those moving elevators, where you have to step on quickly and hope you come out!? To me it's like the backrooms or something. Do you have to type in some sorta key, is it going to ask me to match these concertos by key signature to delve inside the secret catacombs of classical composer-blr? Will there be a 7 dwarves mining cart roller coaster waiting there except instead of the dwarves its the ducking CLASSICAL COMPOSERS!? What, do I gotta send pictures of my violin-ridden hands as proof, do I gotta submit cat boy Mozart fanart/fics,

CLASSICAL COMPOSER BLR WHERE ARE YOU HIDING!?

(I'm currently on amrev/frevblr seriously send help)

I think Von Steuben would like pride month