When I First Searched That I Meant Rank But Looking Back It Absolutely Looks Like I'm Asking How Much

When I first searched that I meant rank but looking back it absolutely looks like I'm asking how much John Laurens was smoking....

This is actually so accurate and there are actually so many historical references and also RICHARD HENRY LEE ABSOLUTELY KILLED ME AHSJSJSJSHSHHDDHDB (that's actually me)

1776 characters playing Minecraft:

John Adams: rage quitting when he gets blown up by a creeper

Benjamin Franklin: trolling everyone by becoming invisible and punching them

Thomas Jefferson: builds his own apartment

John Dickinson: thinks minecraft is for babies and doesn’t play

John Hancock: legitimately playing the game in hardcore mode and doing amazing

Edward Rutledge: Keeps killing Adams on purpose

Charles Thomson: plays the tutorial world first

James Wilson: is so scared of the mobs that he cries whenever he sees a zombie in the distance

Richard Henry Lee: only uses creative mode and builds so much shit his computer crashes

Stephen Hopkins: Tries to play but spills rum on his computer and now it’s ruined

Thomas McKean: making all the potions to try to find a cure for Rodney and forgets it’s just a game

Caesar Rodney: too sick to play

George Read: see James Wilson

Roger Sherman: does lots of trades in villages and he doesn’t rob them either

Samuel Chase: collects all the food there is

Lyman Hall: Gets bored not even 5 minutes playing

Lewis Morris: abstains courteously from playing

Josiah Bartlett: screams at Chase for not playing the game properly

Joseph Hewes: the only thing he does in the game is deep sea fishing

Robert Livingston: builds a mansion so his kids could play and live in it

John Witherspoon: thinks the game is sacrilegious and refuses to play

Abigail Adams: Builds the best house and forgets it’s not a competition

Martha Jefferson: plays with TJ and they end up forgetting the game and doing the nasty

Andrew McNair: “Sweet Jesus this Warden is hard to kill…”

Courier: spends the entire time mining for diamonds

1776 Cool, Considerate Men. Easy. Including Hancock's part. Backtrack and all.

When I said "lol maybe Laurens has his cravat up that high to hide hickeys from Hamilton" I was half-joking, but...

ACTUALLY...

And even from the Hamilton musical...

OKAY IM WRITING A FIC ABOUT THIS RIGHT BLOODY NOW.

I think Von Steuben would like pride month

POV: babe won't stop flattering you at work

(crying bc why it look like dat damn you Tumblr always making my images low quality)