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Y'all don't kill me but that Ronda match was pretty good.

Raw was good

Aside from the 2 women with little to no skill.

thanks to @nozomiasl this is actually working on me too more than it should

so hi hello

can i get convinced too? @licantropa

jk i guess ...

Thanks to @licantropa I am now strongly thinking of pierced nipples on a daily basis - I'm actually thinking about that every minute of my damn existence.

fanon will always be better than canon wizarding world and it's all because of j. k. r*wling. so there you go, girly girl, thank you for giving us (almost) nothing.

the slander on slytherin people is shameful -- other users had made better post about this with better writing expression than i, but it's true. name one slytherin that wasn't described as ugly or evil since the beginning, i dare you. snape was ugly and had greasy hair, voldemort became a sick baby, regulus was the less attractive brother and less likeable, narcissa was described by harry as always smelling shit or something, lucius was straight up evil giving he was draco's dad, draco was also ugly and evil, pansy looked like a dog i think, theodore was weedy or something like that, crabbe and goyle don't even get me started -- and all because jk wanted to be a... let's say rita skeeter. she literally said 'all slytherins are evil and therefore they are ugly and you don't like them', yes, snape is inside this too because he was an asshole, redeemed or not. i mean, girl, you wanna be petty about your high morals so you make this??? ah, no, fuck you.

also don't even get me started in the presence of ravenclaw and hufflepuff on the books and movies. and by that i mean their absence. i'm a slytherin, and honestly? i get why we hate gryffindor. they are always prioritized and given more screen time/recognition than any other house. i know that before happy boy potter came to hogwarts slytherin won the tournaments and stuff BUT THEN THEY WERE FUCKING ROBBED -- at least in philosopher's stone there was some explanation for dumbledore's favoritism to gryffindor/potter (the moral of the story and friendship and bla bla bla), but it continued like that in the following years and no wonder why we're still bitter about this. i just can't imagine what ravenclaws and hufflepuffs thought.

like, the wizarding world is so badly constructed. yeah, when i was like 10 years old i thought it was fire and really great but not anymore -- it's a literal place for prejudices and black/white moral situations only, no greys. i still really enjoy the wizarding world although its creator is a fucking terf and is badly constructed, but that's because i rely on fanon. i rely on the amazing writers and artists (synonym) that create great pieces about the fandom fixing all the things that jk did wrong. that's why fanon, IN THIS FANDOM, will always top canon, and no, i wi not argue with anyone about this.

anyways fuck gryffindors (hj)

You know what?

🗡🌙 DARKBLADE SUPREMACY 🌙🗡

right handed andre vs left handed cal.

andre constantly tells cal to sit on the left side of him, getting annoyed when their hands bump when they’re eating or doing school work. sometimes cal forgets or purposefully sits on the wrong side and ends up knocking food off andre’s fork or hitting his arm and messing up his writing.

cal complains about how desks and other trivial things aren’t made for him. andre just tells him to shut up and jokingly calls him freakish. he loves telling cal random facts about left handed people, especially how they were accused of devil worship and persecuted in olden days. cal doesn’t even listen to him anymore.

there is one thing about their differing dominant hands that the boys both love, though.

they’re able to hold hands easily; andre on the left and cal on the right. their fingers intertwine like they were made for one another. there’s an awkward fumble to hold hands while andre’s driving, but they always figure it out.

when they sleep in the same bed, they fall asleep holding hands. when they go to the movies, they hold hands. (always closer to the end of the movie, though. cal has to eat popcorn first.) when they’re talking and having game night with family, andre’s hand sneaks under the table and holds the hand of the boy sitting next to him. cal is quick to return the gesture, squeezing andre’s hand tightly.

Yall who are acting like Dream mentioning Grian when folks ASKED HIM about why he dislikes Buildmart is yet another Dream evil moment

Yall are weird

The Scarecrow in Injustice 2 || It’s Good to be Bad

You think you inspire fear?!

Let’s explore this terror together…

Skz members - brats or brat tamers? Little of both? Neither/not their thing? What's their brat style? How do they 'handle' their brats? (May be self indulging in my Chan brat tamer delulu. You're free to agree or disagree lol)

I’m writing this while at work so don’t expect too much pls lol

skz + brat or brat tamer?

Chris - Brat Tamer but soft, coos and shakes his head in disapproval at your behavior. Coaxes you into behaving. “I’m not mad I’m just disappointed” attitude.

Minho - Brat Tamer but hard, will absolutely spank you and slap you right across the face when you’re being real bad. Has a paddle. And a - flogger? The whip thing.

Changbin - Brat Tamer but soft, has a thing for grabbing you and tossing you around when you’re not behaving. Grabs your ankle when you try to crawl away, dragging you back to his hips.

Hyunjin - Brat Tamer but somewhere between soft and hard. Makes you behave by grabbing your jaw and making you hold eye contact as he tells you to knock it off.

Jisung - Not a brat tamer when dominant, not a brat when submissive. Behaves himself. <3

Felix - Brat Tamer but soft. Giggles when you misbehave but finds ways to get you to listen to him, like fucking into you a little harder until you’re crying.

Seungmin - Brat Tamer (hard) with you, Brat with the other members. Will absolutely shove your face down into the sheets and make you gasp for air because you can’t talk back if you’re unable to breathe, right? But a brat if he’s messing around with other members - especially Changbin and Minho.

Jeongin - Brat Tamer but hard, the type to get frustrated and tie you up or handcuff you to the bed so you can just lay there and cry about it. Sadistic™️.

All mah followers straight up just liked once and said "mHm thaz enough Interaction"

(sum of mah followers are actually great tho so uh ilysm followers and moots!1!1)

(WE DONT HAVE TO TALK ABOUT WHAT I SET MY NAME AS☺️☺️🥴)

Oh yeah, here's a lil 12:21 am Baron Von Steuben sketch.

DONT ASK ABOUT THE FLOOFY HAIR OKAY DESIGN CHOICE OKAY 😤😤

When I said "lol maybe Laurens has his cravat up that high to hide hickeys from Hamilton" I was half-joking, but...

ACTUALLY...

And even from the Hamilton musical...

OKAY IM WRITING A FIC ABOUT THIS RIGHT BLOODY NOW.

mmmhmm yes it’s true I hate Richard Rider with all my being and I will not apologize

I won’t even make a post explaining why because even thinking about him pisses me off