Showing People The Text Isn't Enough. Go Check Out The Original Post And Read All The Tags.

Showing people the text isn't enough. Go check out the original post and read all the tags.

Right. Now.

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washington's resting bitch face game so strong his countrymen treated him like a god and elected him unanimously for all sorts of shit.

OOOOOHHHH DAMN mine would utilize those bayonets DUDE JUST LET HIM GO AT EM THAT'S HOW TO MURDER A HOMOPHOBE IN 12 SECONDS...

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W H A T

OMFG YES

AINT NO WAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(yes I'm the one who left three emotional asf comments♥️♥️♥️I've missed u charlessss♥️♥️♥️)

Fenby lenby friendby here, FRICK IT all genitals are created equal and I will praise them all. naughty activity is naughty activity. I 100% agree, som of y'all need to grow up. What happened to "We were just born this way"

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(oh yeah pls get off my account now mom)

Some gay men really put 0 hours of work into unlearning their hatred of women’s bodies and anatomy it’s embarrassing. Like i’m super fucking sorry that you’ve got a pussy ick thing going on but i got over it after like one conversation with a friend and you’re 29 years old publicizing your pussy ick on twitter dot com dot gov posting about how super fucking hard it is that trans men are also in gay bars and that’s Not Valid because ewwww they have vacheena which is the opposite of gay eeewwwwwww! And you have to let everybody know that you’re gay not because you like men but because you hate pussy so much it makes you transphobic. Like how can you even continue to serve cunt in such a state

I say I wanna meet Von Steuben but in reality with how broken my French and German are, I'd probably just freak out and since I basically only learn these languages to write fanfiction I'd know only the most inconvenient words so I'd probably just be like "uh...embrasse les garçons oui?" And he'd probably either be like hell yeah or like wtf and Du Ponceau would be there BC ofc he'd be and then either way I'd just start crying after a while and uh ruh roh that would suck, do your French lessons kids.

Maybe I'd show him some art that he'd either love, or that would make him cry, too.

Anyways, tags go (Aaron) Brrrrrrrr and save me from this post

You just gotta love John Laurens!

John Laurens is love. John Laurens is life. John Laurens is Ben Franklin with a key and a kite, you see it right?

ok yes redcoat hamilton this redcoat hamilton that but can we take a moment to appreciate redcoat laurens because dear lord we have to acknowledge that au more

(@ashlamsms this ones for u oh my god i adore redcoat laurens)