Du Ponceau X Von Steuben - Tumblr Posts

Every day, I wake up and open Wattpad and ao3, hoping that the people have discovered the baron's harem, and Steuponceau.

Every day, I am disappointed.

I say I wanna meet Von Steuben but in reality with how broken my French and German are, I'd probably just freak out and since I basically only learn these languages to write fanfiction I'd know only the most inconvenient words so I'd probably just be like "uh...embrasse les garçons oui?" And he'd probably either be like hell yeah or like wtf and Du Ponceau would be there BC ofc he'd be and then either way I'd just start crying after a while and uh ruh roh that would suck, do your French lessons kids.

Maybe I'd show him some art that he'd either love, or that would make him cry, too.

Anyways, tags go (Aaron) Brrrrrrrr and save me from this post

Just saw a source saying that Baron Von Steuben showed up all bedazzled as we know with his doggo and "secretary"...

"SECRETARY"?!

The QUOTATIONS!?

Oh damn you better tell me about this "SECRETARY" he had...wowwwwww

😭😭😭😭

Anygays, woohoo! Tags.

I'm like 99.9999% I'm interpreting this weirdly and wrongly but uh I read somewhere that Du Ponceau would basically monitor every conversation the baron had with a woman and assuming they're lovers by the way that's just SO, SO FUNNY TO ME like bro he's not gonna hit on her you're in good hands this is the gayest man ever like 😭😭🤧🤧

To be fair this was also the "pretty young French secretary" and "plaything" website, so this isn't an 100% confirmed phenomenon, but if it is, c u t e.

Anygays.

Du Ponceau: I'm nearsighted, which basically means I can only see objects right in front of my face.

Von Steuben: Oh! *Bucks hips* Good to know.

Day 2 of outing myself as a hardcore SteuPonceau shipper

(ignore the bleeding styrofoam head in the background. It's 2AM and I forgot to lock up- err I mean refine Felicia to her quarters again)

*crawling into your inbox again hehe*

more Duponceau from Washington's gay general??

pleaspleaspelaspleapsleapsleapslepalspelapsleaseplease he is the silliest he is ben franklin with the key and the kite DUPONCEAU DOESN'T GET TALKED ABOUT ENOUGH

plus he looks so pretty in the artstyle hehe

HAIL YUH OMG ID BE HONORRDDD

YUSSSS

OKAY I LITERALLY FOLDED EVERY DUPONCEAU PAGE AAAAA

Okay yayayay

In order:

silly bOi and azor shivering in the corner

Tired silly boi

SILLY BOI BIOGRAPHYY?!?!?

(chokes and collapses)

I SHALL RETURN WITH MORE PWETYY BOI...

Later

✨vanishes like the fine morning mist✨