I Just Wanna Thank Duo For Being The Only Person Worried About Me (half Joking)

I just wanna thank Duo for being the only person worried about me (half joking)

me when my friends finally get into Hamilton

(I literally forgot about it so uh bit late for that bucko😭😭)

Y’all

Guess who now has to analyze the lyrics and music of Hamilton in college for their English Comp II class years after their Hamilton phase.

Why

Anyone who doesn't know exactly what you're talking about hasn't been cringe on the internet long enough 😭😭

#that sounds rough buddy ARE YOU GOOD

Today felt like one those Hamilton college AU days where Alexander was two itches tall with a greasy ponytail sleeping with everyone on campus (especially the "hamilsquad") but then John dies from turtles and Alex marries Eliza isn't that just wild

100%. I FEEL LIKE HE'D BE REALLY GOOD IN BED BUT THEN WHEN YALL ARE ABOUT TO CLIMAX HE SAYS SOME GOOFY DUMB SHIT AND RUINS THE WHOLE MOOD

✿ Von Steuben

ohM Y GOD OK

sex hc- Steub is 100% the person who thinks of something silly during sex and can’t stop laughing and no one can convince me otherwise. (but other than that he’s pretty classy and has nice pickup lines)

BUT ALSO HE FLIRTS WITH ALL THESE STRAIGHT GUYS AND BEN WALKER’S LIKE STEUB STOP YOU’RE NOT GETTING ANYWHERE- BUT HE IS AND HE ENDS UP SLEEPING W/ LIKE EVERY STRAIGHT GUY AT THE PARTY JUST FOR KICKS

thanks!

send me one of these

YES

Why don’t people write emails like like old timey politicians who have vague sexual tension anymore

HELP

IM SENDING THIS TO MY MOM

Friedrich Wilhelm von Steuben was just 18th century queer eye for the American army