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Anyone who doesn't know exactly what you're talking about hasn't been cringe on the internet long enough 😭😭

#that sounds rough buddy ARE YOU GOOD

Today felt like one those Hamilton college AU days where Alexander was two itches tall with a greasy ponytail sleeping with everyone on campus (especially the "hamilsquad") but then John dies from turtles and Alex marries Eliza isn't that just wild

fuck I'd probably just freak out and fall to the floor and then say "WHO CONFESSED FIRST" Or some stupid stuff that would get me arrested😭😭👍

In the spirit of the last anon, if you could say one thing to Pierre, the Baron, and the 2 aides, what would you say to them?

Ooh, more opportunity to be Verbose ™! I think I would say…

“Monsieur du Ponceau, thank you so much for your work, but please always remember that the languages you study are much more than dictionaries, grammars, and translations. They are spoken and sung and they record things of great cultural importance, so if you truly care for them, you will care as well for those that speak them, and not sit idly by while they are mistreated.”

“Monsieur le Baron, thank you for your bravery. Remember as well that pride will only get you so far in this world. Your friends’ admonishing you is because they care about you, and perhaps, just perhaps, it is worth listening to.”

“Mister Benjamin Walker, thank you for your confidence, but remember well that not everyone will always listen to what you have to say. It is important to keep fighting the good fight even when they cannot hear you doing so.”

“Mister William North, thank you for your kindness. I must remind you too that although this world often forces one to choose between the reasoning of one’s head and the emotions of one’s heart, no one is complete without both.”

Laurens: what are you thinking 'bout?

Du Ponceau: mmm, strawberries and shirtless barons

Laurens: HUH!?

Du Ponceau: HUH?!

Did y'all see my reblog response thingy about Hammie liking ice cream 😭😭😭

Imagine your favorite historical figure eating an entire tub of ice cream

me when my friends finally get into Hamilton

(I literally forgot about it so uh bit late for that bucko😭😭)

Y’all

Guess who now has to analyze the lyrics and music of Hamilton in college for their English Comp II class years after their Hamilton phase.

Why

hear me out the sword was their engagement ring

“I shall never forget my leaving at an inn in France the beautiful sword which Baron Steuben had presented me with at Paris. He took it from his side telling me ‘my dear Duponceau, please to accept this sword, I shall teach you how to make use of it.’ The sword was silver hiked, damasked with gold. On my way to Marseilles to embark for this country, I left it at the inn at Macon in Burgundy, and never perceived it until it was too late to retrace my steps. Eighteen months afterwards it was brought to me in this city, while I was at work with Mr. De Francy by a gentleman just arrived from France who knew the Baron, and who also knew the sword, had seen it at the inn and claimed it. The landlord, a conscientious man, had left it in the very place where I had deposited it. You may suppose I was very glad to recover it; I kept it several years: at last, after the peace, it was stolen, during my absence from the boarding-house where I lodged. All my efforts to recover it were in vain.”

— The Autobiography of Pierre du Ponceau