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my confirmation that milo is black is the fact that the cat has such a non human name. like yeah of course you named your cat aggro, definitely one of us

i literally can't have anything good in life smh

i went to the dentist today and they gave me the numbing meds twice because my tooth was hurting a lot while they were working.

fast forward i can't drink, eat or even TALK because she might've injected them into my veins or sum 💞💓💝💖

#blessed

JOSEPHINE STOMPS THAT TWINK;-;

Josephine de Beauharnais:

a. “Beautiful Empress of France who deserved better”

Jean-Andoche Junot:

a. “Napoleon's mentally ill bestie who basically fell in love with Napoleon (please he had such a tragic life and death that he deserves to win the sexyman tournament as compensation)”

b. “THE HAIR DEAR LORD THE HAIR…”

Non of you saying you'd fuck Venom are actual monster fuckers if you wanna know what an actual monster fucker is look up Stanford pines x Bill cypher from gravity falls

This is a joking rant so don’t mind me

I love Drukkari fanfiction, they’re usually so cute and adorable. But some of it is so unrealistic. Like what do you mean Makkari was living peacefully in America during 1775? I’m not sure if people remember but that’s when slavery was around. Also, why don’t people ever mention slavery, homophobia, or ableism in this fanfics. Like how do you wanna write about World War Two, the plague, etc but not slavery. You can’t write them thought out all of history but ignore racism because I’ve seen fanfictions where they’re in certain years and they talk about how Makkari or Phastos was chilling in America like why are you lying?

Also I low key wanna see the eternals jump some racists for Makkari, Phastos, Kingo, etc. like jump them like the characters in JJK be jumping curses.

I’m going to name my twins Rugrat-One and Rugrat-Two because it’s not illegal and it would make everyone they ever meet giggle

manifesting chef, botanical gardener or cellist partners for me this year. pleaspleasepleaseeee

This is the peoblem with attracting spurtual niggas tantric this tantric that no nigga stick it in and do it good.

Dear Tumblr.

Its been years ever since ive joined thIS GOD FORSAKEN WEBSITE but i have 1 thing and 1 thing only to complain even with all the disorder loving, depressing adoring achoholics on this fucking app theres one thing ive never been to forgive you for creating and that is the motherfucking angel text. no, im not talking about kinnies im talking about the fucking text. if youre unfamiliar there is a copypasta/copy paste fucking watever text about a “little boy” and either “random girl” or “me”.And i fucking hate it. this stupid lil text is e ve r y w h e re. you go to the comments of a tiktok video< theres one bitch, ONE SINGULAR FUCK THAT COPY PASTES THAT UNHOLY PIECE OF LITERATURE YOU GO TO YOUTUBE, THERES ONE EMO ASS LICKER COPY PASTING THAT WHY? WHY ARE YOU SHITTY MONSTROSITES OF SADNESS MAKING MY LIFE SO HARD???? WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME SUFFER??/ AND THE WORST PAR IS YOU EXPECT SUCH AN IDIOTIC PIECE OF WRITTING, THAT CAME FROM TUMBLR NO WHERE WELSE, WOULD DIE AROUND, OH IDK, 2018?? BUT NO. THERE ARE COMMENTS AS EARLY AS THIS FUCKING DAY COPY PASTING THIS DUMB FUCKING TEXT I HATE IT MORE THEN I HATE LITERAL DICTATORS THIS TEXT MAKES MY LIFE SPAN SHORTER BY THE S E C O N I I FID OUT IT HAS BEN PUT SOMEWHERE AND I HAVE NO ONE TO BLAME BUT TUMBLR SO I HOPE, THAT EVERY SINGLE PERSON THAT HAS EVER IN THEIR WRITTE, OR COPIED THIS FUCKING SHITTY TEXT, FAKE DEEP, EMO LOOKING PIECE OF DEPRESSING ROMANTICIZATION SHIT THEIR PANTS DURING THEIR DATES, THEIR MEETUPS WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILIES, THEIR FUCKING GAMES I JUST HOPE YOU CONSTANTLY SMELL LIKE THE ASS OF A BLOODY BABY THATS JUST BEEN BORN AND IT SHAT ITSELF FUCK YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU I HATE THIS and you may wonder oh but genderlessanxiousweeb what in the unholy fuck afre you talking about? this.

to the person who wrote this? i hate you. just so you know  writting this has pained me because i had to remember this fucking text exists i hope all of you emo freaks listen to me when i say: this is not deep its a pile of weak, watery sHIT. i wouldnt want another persaon having to read this but i need you guys to understand THIS FUCKING SUCKS anywayzzzz good day for you tumblr bro hoes and pals!!! luvs also xoxo happy pride month <3<3<3 lets idk smoke weed and incentive children who used app in 2013 to fucking get a disorder or smth

I- no WE THE JUPITURN LOVERS DEMAND MORE JUPITURN FANFIC IDC IF YOU'RE BAD AT WRITING IDC IF IT'S FLUFF OR ANGST JUST PLS PLS IM BEGGING YOU WE ARE HUNGRY FOR ANY JUPITURN CONTENT!!!

Anyone that has followed me for one fandom…

You’ve made a horrible mistake

Could you draw Ingo x Rika before the events of PLA occurred?

Idk if you meant that as a ship but here!

I tried to make it so that it could be interpreted as both romantic & platonic-

my boyfriend introduced me to cannibalism as a metaphor for all consuming obsession

be afraid for the sillies in my writing

So if tina is on the qsmp, bagi is also going to be on the server

I dont make the rules

blegh

real sorry i didnt reply sooner i was thinking of every single way to kms possible

Whenever people are mean to me online it makes me horny

Michael Joseph Jackson, my childhood can be compared to a one thousand piece puzzle situation, where I only have 10 of these pieces while these same pieces are faded and hard to read. How. The fuck. Am I going to know about yours?

HOW DO YOU GUYS DRAW SO GOOD?!!!?!!!!!

Like I’ve just been looking through Mr sy- I MEAN… mario madness art 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

And like…

HOW!?!?!?!? 😭😭😭

HOW DO YOU DRAW SO GOOD 😢😢😢😭😢😭😢😭😭😭

HOW R U ABLE TO DRAW SO WELL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I WANNA DRAW LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😢😢😢

STOP DRAWING GOOD 😡😡😡 (jk)

(Tw: Sporadic capitalization)

Man adulthood is gonna be LIT if I get to say all my internal insults at nosy family members without getting the Mom Talk™ after every1 leaves >:0

/hj