This Is Money Snake. She Only Appears Every 312 Years.

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

the genius of megamind (beyond the obvious genius ofc) is that it's superman parody actually presents a genuinely unsettling depiction of the "hero" that I like wayyy better than "what if superman was evil" or "what if superman was wrong"... it's "what if superman didn't care"

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

Low key my anxiety has this constant assumption of death.

My mom didn’t answer her phone? She’s dead. My brother didn’t come home last night? Dead. Haven’t heard from my dad in more than three days? Dead (or even scarier mad at me[neither has ever been a cause]).

It’s not panic, it’s just like welp better face it, will be missed. I do this with fanfic writers a lot. So just so every author knows, i am never upset that you have a life that causes late or random updates. I do however begin to mourn you after about two days. Every post/update after a week is like my own personal Easter to me.

thinking about the people who vanished without a trace. The mutual who reblogged something as usual and never came back online. The friend on discord who just disappeared, and when you go to check on them their account is deleted and theres no other way to contact them

I look out of my window and hope you are okay, I wish you well and Im sorry I didn't get to say goodbye.

I hope we meet again someday but until then. Stay safe. Stay alive. Be well.

Additionally

Imagine saying your cat kills eels as if that’s just a cute little story when the European eel population has declined by 98% over the past 40 years to the point that they are now critically endangered 😭

Like, how can you care so little for your own remarkable wildlife? Your cat doesn’t know any better; it’s your job not to let them do that kind of thing.

Reposting this because please

I have a new fanfic craving. Wesper Wedding with Kaz as Jesper’s best man but make it that scene from Sherlock. Jesper as Watson and Kaz as Sherlock.

Could go farther, have Kaz pull full Sherlock best man. The napkin craze, the guest list:

and of course Wylan (Mary) sending them out on a job (case) for a distraction.

No sad lonely Kaz ending though.