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Is Simon Blackquill rich?? Like, they wrongfully kept him on death row for 7 freakin years, then it was revealed that due to negligence in the investigation, he was wrongfully convicted. Did the courts just shrug and go “Sorry, I guess?” and the ordeal was solved??

I don’t think so

In this situation he could and probably would sue them for a bunch of money, so he’s probably loaded as heck, right?? Idk, just a thought. It’s just funny to headcanon him as super duper rich.

Sidon, greeting his literal fiancé: Oh, hey Lady Yona! How are you?

Sidon, greeting his little gremlin of a “best friend”, Link: Oh, Link! My bestest most cherished friend of all time! How amazing and exciting it is to see you, how are you doing? Amazing and perfectly I hope! Oh, did I mention how excited I am to see you :D :D :D?! Because I am very much so!

If Sidon gets his little gremlin of a Hylian as his boyfriend, I think Lady Yona should get, like, 4 girlfriends. Idk, I think she’d be getting all the women while Sidon can only pull short blond Hylians who causes chaos and eat rocks for breakfast. Also, Yona is totally both Sidon and Link’s wingwoman.

Okay, so y’know how in ToTK, Sidon has a Fiancé?

Well, as a Sidlink shipper and simp for the hot shark man, I have a little headcanon about the Zora to remedy Sidon’s canon relationship.

What if, when ascending to the Zora throne, a Zora must have a significant other to be a trusted confidant and unofficial advisor of sorts? This could mean that Sidon, if still single by the time his time has come, could have had an arranged marriage with Yona, but have been simply friends with her, and have been forced into it by rules.

Now, this wouldn’t apply to, say, Dorephan, since he was most likely already in a relationship pre-crowning, so he would just be assigned an official advisor for his rule and after she died.

So, with this extremely convoluted headcanon, I can use this to pretty much let Yona be chill with it, because she gets it, Sidon wants someone he really loves, and Sidon and Link can be together behind the scenes while still having Yona as Sidon’s technical “official” partner while Sidon and Link frolic in Hyrule field being in love.

Also, just saying, Bi-Sidon supremacy. He’s okay with pretending he’s into this chick romantically, but he’d rather be with the little gremlin of a Hylian that’s half his height.

I may have accidentally headcanoned about Tiso to the point where I now think of him as like, just me but more chaotic