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A few weeks ago I made this map with some better general goddess worship borders!

It’s essentially so the Golden Goddesses get some love, and Hylia doesn’t hoard it all like a jerk. This is very general in new borders, but it’s mostly divided up among the races.

Ritos are mixed, and worship both Din and Nayru, the Gorons are hardcore Din fans, the Gerudos(when not worshiping the seven swordswomen) are fans for Farore, and with how secluded the Zora are to outside influences on religion, they really only worship Nayru.

For example, a Goron may exclaim, “Holy Din!” A Rito may say, “By Nayru, or, “By Din’s graces.” A Gerudo may say, “Farore, give me strength.” And a Zora may, like a Rito, say, “By Nayru.”

Now, you may notice an odd imbalance in popularity for Nayru, but that’s because her worship is more confined to the Lanayru region and the Hebra mountains, due to those places similarities to her power, but that only means you’re more likely to find a completely devoted Nayru follower, than say a Din follower, due to Din’s influence being more widespread, and Nayru’s being more secluded.

Hylian are still worshiping Hylia though, because they’re basic, but this was mostly just to give some variety to exclamations in regions instead for everyone talking about Hylia, when she wasn’t even the cool one.

If I ever post a fic here, this will probably be what I go with, so if a Zora starts exclaiming about Nayru, this is why.

(Also if you’re wondering, Hylia is number one is worship spread, Farore is number two, Din is a close three, and Nayru is number four)

I want to say that with trans folk now being at risk of the fucking death sentence in Florida....

The time for community is Now. The time to start planning and organizing how to get our rights back is NOW. bring it up at your local LGBT craft events or book club or support group or whatever. Tell your friends. Spread the word. And maybe see which ones will have the safety and resources you'll need should a Lavender Hunt happen in your area.

And on the scarier end of reality....

This is fucking terrifying. Lots of people are at risk. Personally, I'm terrified this rhetoric will spread much like Trumpism did. I'm scared for my gf and I'm fucking scared for myself because we know historically that it isn't just trans folk on HRT or drag performers that they go after.

And you have every right to do whatever you need to protect yourself.

I'm not going to shame folks who quit HRT, who take the rainbows out of their bio, the people who start saying partner instead of revealing a gender, or anyone else taking a few steps towards the safety that the closet provides. WE shouldn't.

I fucking love you. And we'll be okay as long as we're together, okay?

We keep us safe

Is Simon Blackquill rich?? Like, they wrongfully kept him on death row for 7 freakin years, then it was revealed that due to negligence in the investigation, he was wrongfully convicted. Did the courts just shrug and go “Sorry, I guess?” and the ordeal was solved??

I don’t think so

In this situation he could and probably would sue them for a bunch of money, so he’s probably loaded as heck, right?? Idk, just a thought. It’s just funny to headcanon him as super duper rich.

Just started listening to TMA lol

Holy guacamole! I was just watching that first episode of season 3 of the Owl House when guys! You know when in Separate Tides, when Hunter shows up and says, “Hello criminals. What’s about to happen should be relatively painless, if you just do what I say.”?? Yeah, he’s says something almost exactly like that in season three! When him and Luz bust open the door to the little shack to get Belos, he says, “Alright Belos. What’s about to happen should be relatively painless, if you just do what we say.”!!

I just realized that and thought to was an interesting little callback or whatever, though people probably already heard that and figured to out lol