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I was just picking up handcuffs during a quest and Hancock just goes “careful! You don’t know where that’s been ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”

That’s nasty

I love this man

Thoughts on Dogmeat

I’ve been mulling over something about our beloved Dogmeat from the series, and I think I’ve got a theory worth sharing.

Possible spoilers for the first 10 minutes of Episode 2 in the Fallout TV series.

So, as we all know, Dogmeat changes from game to game (yes, even though Tactics and 76 are exceptions—let’s not get into that right now). Recently, in Fallout 4, Dogmeat is a German Shepherd, which got me thinking: how did such a purebred-looking dog end up wandering the post-apocalyptic wasteland, looking so different from the other dogs we've seen?

Here's where it gets interesting. Enter CX404, a Belgian Shepherd bred by the Enclave. Belgian Shepherds and German Shepherds look quite similar but are different breeds. CX404 was raised on the West Coast Enclave base, while Dogmeat was found around Concord, Massachusetts—pretty far apart geographically.

But here’s my theory: the Enclave had a presence in the areas of Fallout 3 and 4, so it’s not too far-fetched to think they might have also been breeding dogs in the Fallout 4 region. Maybe Dogmeat's purebred look could be linked to the Enclave’s breeding programs, suggesting that Dogmeat might be an Enclave-bred German Shepherd who somehow ended up in the wasteland.

Or, who knows? Dogmeat could be a synth, or just an amazing dog who’s had a lot of adventures.

Either way, Dogmeat is awesome, and we might never know all the details of his story. What do you all think?

I need your most insane Hancock hc NOW

Oooo Hancock my favorite short king.

So, bongs technically weren’t bongs back in the 50s they were “water pipes” but looking back, fallout 2 had bongs mentioned and I think even shown so they exist.

Even better, Goodneighbor being in the pre-war red light district, there’s a glass shop or head shop or something around there I just know it.

Hancock, being the ghoul he is, fuckin raided where that shop was and I’m gonna give him a bong related idea

Above me is a photo of a 5ft tall bong plus my hc of Hancock being like 5’4-5’5, I can guarantee he uses something like this

He makes Fahrenheit light it for him and waves his hand aggressively at her when she needs to lift the bowl up and out and she fucks with him sometimes by waiting a little longer and bro comes out of that coughing and CURSING.

He probably loves flexing his ability to take it like a champ to anyone who comes in during a smoke sesh

What are your thoughts on common hcs for ghoul dicks?

Thanks for the ask!

I’m gonna keep my ask box open for things like this now so feel free to ask me fallout related questions!

CW: fallout 18+ head-canon discussion

Very prominent ghoul fuckers in this community, no shame.

I’ve always thought about how the nose falls off right? The tissue of the external part of the nose organ falls off, the nasal muscles right, those help work as dilators and defibrillators.

So if a ghouls nose falls off, the nerves and the connective tissue on it? Gone. Why wouldn’t a penis?

A penis, the external part of it at least. Is also partially made up of nerves, muscles, fascia and connective tissue!!!

At most, a lot of it would be gone, leaving the Urethra, the dorsal arteries, nerves, and veins protected by just muscle, would cause the penis to look frail, possibly not get hard or raise, look like fallout 3/nv ghouls muscle tissue revealed, so it’s just thin muscle and cartilage keeping that shit up. (See: ghoul ears being only cartilage and muscle)

Common side effects from chemotherapy are erectile dysfunction, shortening or curving, dry/prolonged/no orgasm, retrograde ejaculation, and low libido.

Older, pre war ghouls probably have limp shriveled dicks.

Younger ghouls probably have a harder time dealing with it or keeping it up.

Plus side? Since the derma layer is gone those nerves don’t hurt!!!

Ghouls, canonically have penis’s according to random combat lines so we can take that (mildly)

This an absolute amalgamation of text I apologize but these are my thoughts on that!

Thank you medical terminology and anatomy classes!

You guys don’t even realize how much I begged Nav to do this I’m like actually prepared to Rumpelstiltskin this

Maccready for @lobsterbre4d

(You owe me your firstborn)

My save is almost completely broken but at least I have steamed hams

Rip Mayor Maccready, you would have loved fidget spinners

Specifically this one

“My fidget spinner is the coolest fucking one here in Little Lamplight. check it out” tries to spin it on one finger and it falls.

“You tell fucking anyone about this and I’ll chop your god damn balls off you fucker!”

My friend Nav @unravveling-navveroli drew my Sole Survivor OC for me and it’s now my profile pic but anyways I just wanted to show it off

Her name is Ellianora (pronounced El-E-uh-nor-uh) and I love her with my life.

I’ll post them if you draw them 🔫🔫🔫.

(Amazing backstories the world will never know 😈)

@lobsterbre4d could've done Plato's allegory of the cave, but Plato could've never written self-insert spiderverse fanfic in the way that they have

I don’t think I’ve reposted this yet but it’s my Pfp.

Nav drew my old fallout 4 overboss character for me and I love their art so much bask in it.

(I’m peer pressuring them to drop more fallout content)

Fallout content? On my blog?

(For @lobsterbre4d as per usual)

Going through MedTec for pookie bear Maccready and stumbled across this in the toilets.

I love fallout

Romancing Macready in my new Overboss save + the dogmeat as second companion mod and he decides to get in the screen look at that dumby little boy, oh and dogmeats there too

legs hurt so bad as punishment for the crime of sitting criss cross applesauce for too long

Rip Robert Joseph MacCready, you would have loved Watermelon flavored toothpaste

Would literally be the only way he’d brush his teeth I can just tell

Chat, why are vault suits so hard to draw im gonna throw a brick at the wall

RIP Butch Deloria, you would have loved west side story/the outsiders/grease/hairspray

Sometimes I download too many mods

Mom said my Minecraft creeper plushie looks like a penis….

She is right

Scrunkly Maccready by @unravveling-navveroli

I LOVE NAV SM THEY KNOW ME SO WELL

in honor of my bestie's favorite character :)