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FOAM NIGHT BAYBEEEEEEE

FOAM NIGHT BAYBEEEEEEE

FOAM NIGHT BAYBEEEEEEE

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and I didn’t even get hungover despite being DEEPLY drunk I was yappin bro gay club is the best type of club i literally would die without it made out with a hot woman too rip soldier I hope you found your phone hot enough to make out with not enough to go back into the foam for I did not want to be damp again

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localdryadfaggot
11 months ago

Guuuuyyyyyyysssss

I’m sick :(

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sick I have a cold I thought it was just cuz I smoked last night but it’s only getting worse :( I’m supposed to go to a show tomorrow too a streetcar named desire I was excited but I also am not comfortable being in close proximity with old ppl while sick even with a mask I’d be coughing the whole time :(
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localdryadfaggot
11 months ago

Omg there’s another one… OMG there’s ANOTHER one… OMG ANOTHER???? OMG???? OMG????????

Source: giatoctieuca

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cats cats of tumblr adorable cat cute black cat =3 mwah babies my squishy squish baby queen
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localdryadfaggot
11 months ago

What if I just like

Yeah

What If I Just Like
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localdryadfaggot
1 year ago

Guys isn’t this literally the tagline of nixvm? Yknow, the cult.

localdryadfaggot - Local Dryad Freak
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that’s cult shit get it off my feed yes I know that by interacting with it more will pop up but shhh as a mentally ill person this shit is exhausting sorry buddy you say I need more discipline? I say I need experimental ketamine therapy but it seems like neither of us are gonna get what we want
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localdryadfaggot
11 months ago

When I was like, 14, it was the height of the long furby epidemic and so I couldn’t find any furbys that were in my 14 year old Wendy’s budget so I bought one off of wish. The thing arrived and the only sound it made was gurgling as if it was being drowned by the air around it. I deprived it of its batteries but it KEPT GOING for like, an hour. I ended up putting it DEEP within my closet where it resides to this day. (I have fully moved multiple times but it is relegated to the back of my closet. I’m scared I’ll be cursed if I get rid of it)

I had a furby as a kid and I blinded it using a laser pointer because I was scared it would watch me. But then it thought it was dark at all times so it would scream and say "help! It so dark!"
Reddit user 1: I had a furby that I loved dearly, one of the original ones from when it was a huge fad. One day I held it upside down and it said "wHoaAAA! me scared!" then immediately died and never worked again : ( Reddit user 2: Murderer
I had one from the 2010's which had multiple different "personalities" depending on how you treated them, one of these personalities was an evil one which if memory serves correct it just sung "smoke on the water" in the furby language. My mom would call it "darth vader mode" and it freaked the hell out of me caused i was scared of Darth Vader. I also couldn't figure out for the life of me how the emotion mechanic worked so the furby was stuck in darth vader mode for a while and when I did manage to turn it good again from my child POV the furby randomly turned evil. Later in my life when i was 15-16 i skinned the furby
My sister had an original in the early 2000's. It scared her so my parents put it in the basement. That night, it went fucking nuts babbling and unfortunately my parents left it too close to the vent and it echoed up into my room. Fucking terrified me. My parents found me under my blankets screaming for the voices to stop.

It's so fucking funny how many people who owned Furbies as children ended up being traumatized by them in some way

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