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I Often Joke That I Have A Body Of A 70 Year Old Man

I often joke that I have a body of a 70 year old man

But

As it turns out

I LITERALLY have the body of a 70 year old

Like my physiotherapist was like “Ayo you gotta get your cortisone levels fixed buddy, you have the levels that we seen in 70 year olds”

😭😭😭


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5 months ago

Clothes are a choice and when I choose to wear them (which is rare) I think tucking in shirts is snazzy

I also appreciate the half in half out potential

I don't trust anypony who tucks in their shirt

6 months ago

How does it feel to be living MY dream Dom?

Rhea Ripley smiles and pulls Dominik Mysterio closer to her by his hair.
Rhea puts her hand up and leans in to whisper in Dom's ear.
Rhea whispering in Dom's ear, he smiles.
Rhea grabs Dom by the chin and licks up his cheek, Dom smiles the whole time.
Rhea kisses Dom's cheek where she just licked.

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5 months ago

My strategy is wearing things that are too big for me so you have extra room :)

I don't trust anypony who tucks in their shirt

6 months ago

sorry i was passionate & intense & insane. it will happen again

6 months ago
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