STUPID NINJAGO SKYBOUND RANT INCOMING FEEL FREE TO SKIP

STUPID NINJAGO SKYBOUND RANT INCOMING FEEL FREE TO SKIP

This is just my opinion, so if you disagree, that is completely fine lmao

[S6, E5: On a Wish and a Prayer]

Cole, Nya, and Lloyd did not need to treat Jay the way they did on that island. This part of the episode pissed me off immensely.

I completely understand why they were mad at him, in fact a actually understand why they were so harsh to him, but why the fuck, why the fuck, would you make his ass get the tiger widow vemon, alone??? I am going to grab all three of yall by yall plastic necks, istg-

Jay: "Haven't I suffered enough?"

Lloyd, Cole, and Nya: "No!"

Jay literally told them about all the things that could happen if he went in alone, and they just looked at him and said nothing. Nothing. At least one of them could have helped him, but nope. Just let him do it by himself.

Again, I get why they were so harsh to him, but that doesn't mean they had to send Jay in there alone, to potentially get himself killed (He lived and got the vemon, thankfully.)

Anyway rant over.

yall, i've been having Thoughts again, and i wanted to see if anyone has any really good atsushi-centric fics? preferably with lots of whump/hurt comfort, stuff about the orphanage, possibly things about his connection with shibusawa and/or fyodor. i love atsushi and there isn't enough angst about him

zukka lighthouse!au

atla au where zuko was banished to a lighthouse at the edge of the earth kingdom (aka: far away from everyone aside from a small earth kingdom village) instead and one day sokka ends up washing up on his shores.

sokka might also be a selkie cuz im a sucker for selkies.

slow burn, lots of pining, awkward turtle-duck zuko, etc.

i have the brainworms rn, so im gonna be thinking abt this for a while lmao

wait now i want a fic of this

Guys but what if Vanitas and Noé did meet when they were kids? People have brought up the possibility that Noe’s kidnappers were part of the travelling circus Vanitas grew up in. I know it’s said Noé was taken to the vampire world. But to be fair, Louis makes that assumption and Noé kinda just nods ahead. So I’m taking that with a grain of salt and narrator Noé ain’t telling or confirming shit.

But you know why I’m starting to believe this?

Remember how Vanitas acted towards Noé in chapter/episode 1. We know Noé is the one who insisted on staying with Vanitas till the end. But we need to remember Vanitas asked Noé to join him first. Why would Vanitas ask him that???

Vanitas the lone wolf, Vanitas “I hate everyone equally”, Vanitas “it’s my way or the highway”?? He hired Dante and while I think their relationship is more complicated. In Gevaudan he was fully ready to cut him off until Johann went sicko mode. It’s not that Vanitas is recruiting vampires for his cause. We never see him ask any other vampire to join him.

And Vanitas, while it’s hard to tell how much was façade, he was getting all close and sort of flirtatious with Noé. Until he found out he’s an Archiviste and was forced to keep some distance. The “are you interested in kisses” line was right after they fought Jeanne. I don’t think he knew yet. And there’s little moments where he is genuinely glad of Noe’s company. It’s starts to be contradictory when he starts refusing Noe’s help bc he wants to protect him.

But he wanted to be around Noé.

And when the Archiviste thing is revealed, obviously we know from his promise and self-hypnosis pact we can’t have Noé sucking his blood. But his reaction to this news felt less like fear and more so disappointment. As if this revelation ruined something. So I’m starting to think Noé doesn’t remember Vanitas at all. But Vanitas remembers meeting a face like Noé, let’s assume 10 years ago. He didn’t know his name or that he’s an Archiviste. Maybe they had a heart to heart moment, before they could exchange names Noe disappeared. And maybe that was the same night his father was killed. Even for Vanitas standards, him asking Noé to lend his strength from day 1 makes no sense otherwise. There’s some connection there has to be.

yall i need fashion help

i've fallen down the rdr2 pipeline (arthur morgan is literally perfect (/j) and such a well-written character, btw, but that's a rant for another day)

ANYWAY

how to dress like a cowboy and wear a cowboy hat in a gay way and not in a "i voted for trump" way???? is it possible????

also, as a trans guy, what workouts would yall recommend to try to get an arthur morgan-like physique? i understand that i defo won't get exactly like him since im not on t or anything, but i want to try somewhat.

i had more ideas

iroh has a tea shop in the village close by. it took a few years before he was comfortable enough to leave zuko to the lighthouse on his own

toph runs away instead of competing in earth rumble

cue zuko and toph sibling dynamic

toph showing up is also the thing that made iroh comfortable leaving zuko alone cuz he technically wasn't alone anymore and now had a surprisingly powerful guard dog/bully/younger sister to make sure he doesn't die

everyone in the village knows zuko is zuko despite his insistence that his name is li (or lee. idk. whats the canon spelling?)

they just couldn't care less

fire nation civilians love zuko cuz rumors of how he got banished spread like wildfire (pun intended) and i love when zuko has the support of the majority of his people

zuko can cook.

toph is not allowed in the kitchen, but goes in there anyway and encourages Bad Ideas ("if this takes 10 minutes at 350 it should take 1 minute at 3500" "ive never tried, but i can probably do that")

because of this zuko has almost been banned from the kitchen as well

zukka lighthouse!au

atla au where zuko was banished to a lighthouse at the edge of the earth kingdom (aka: far away from everyone aside from a small earth kingdom village) instead and one day sokka ends up washing up on his shores.

sokka might also be a selkie cuz im a sucker for selkies.

slow burn, lots of pining, awkward turtle-duck zuko, etc.

i have the brainworms rn, so im gonna be thinking abt this for a while lmao