My SSO Headcanon Is That Pandorian Energy Works Like Radiation, Mutating And Killing The Cells Of Whatever

My SSO headcanon is that pandorian energy works like radiation, mutating and killing the cells of whatever it comes into contact with. The reason it doesn’t affect Pandorians is because it has been stated Pandorians are made up of concepts, ideas, aesthetic and what looks like pink magic, not the DNA-filled cells that radiation would affect. 

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So how bad is Pandorian energy? I’d say it’s on Beta Radiation’s level. 

“Beta radiation can penetrate human skin. If high levels of beta-emitting contaminants are allowed to remain on the skin for a prolonged period of time, they may cause skin injury.” It’s almost like one sign of Pandoric sickness is scarring of exposed tissue, mainly on the face and arms.

I’m not saying radiation and pandoric energy are exactly the same thing, but to me it seems like Pandoric sickness is caused by some kind of radiation rather than bacteria or a virus. Isn’t radiation fun!?

Absolutely? Yes? Why the hell people do that?

Literally any Wednesday update brings back angry people that must complain about how they wanted something else and something fucking extra and just how sso is getting more and more bad and it is not as good as it was?

Like, guys, keeping that big of a game is actually kinda hard, k?

It's far more than you see on your screens.

I just can't even look on the instagram comments because there are so many triggered people that wanted quests instead of horses or horses instead of quests or just free sc cause why not right? Right?

I will never understand hating SSO and the devs and still??? Putting effort into playing and being disappointed in the game. Like just move on? The game clearly isn’t for you anymore? Y’all good? Y’all wanna have some brownies and calm down?

Darn, I was gonna say Zac Efron! :c

But if that option is out of the way..

I will go with

Ryan Reynolds

Wait wait wait.. Let me explain. So, if they dyed his hair black and let him loose without any scenario, I think it would be the best impression of Ydris we can actually get. Okay? I was thinking about it, and, like, what could go wrong??

BECAUSE IF WE LEAVE IT UP TO HOLLYWOOD THEY’LL CAST ZAC EFRON ….

Who would you cast as Ydris- GO! 

I always hear shouting and laughing!!!!

What's going on?!

i keep hearing the voice of someone crying in my home stable?????? 

Oh dear lord now that would be awesome

Me, lying awake at 3 am: What if the StarShine Legacy games get remastered with the new lore and designs?