Do I Know What Am I Doing?

Do I know what am I doing?

no

Is that gonna stop me?

NO

How to become a Jorvegian witch! (with pictures)

You will need : Fancy witch hat, sense of style (debatable), creepy familiar, loyal steed (must be desensitized to fire!!) and, least but not last (?did I really..¿) , fire. Remember:

disclaimer: store bought fire is not always waterproof

1. Rise at Witching Hour (between 3 and 4 a.m.), when your witch powers are at peak

2. Bring terror to your enemies (skip if you are vegan)

3. Burn artsy crop circles to strenghten the theories about aliens

4. Take a break and marvel at your waterproof flames (skip if you are a thrash of a witch and go cry on land if you bought your flames from supermarket)

5. Accidentaly set your creepy familiar on fire

6. Chat with colleagues

7. Bring your shenanigans to another dimension and find suitable friends

8. Scare off the creepy dead girl in your storage room so you can have full day of sleep (selfcare!)

That's so awesome.. And heartbreaking. Promises are always forgotten at the end

Lowkey stupid but I have this hc that one day Elizabeth showed up at Valedale as an older teen because something inside her had tugged at her that this tiny little village was where her home would be. And she stops at the ruins of an abandoned old house and that feeling just disappears. And she’s like “Well. I guess this is my home now”.

So she starts building. She’s tired and she has no shelter and she can’t build an actual house she’s like 17 so the villagers just kind of guess that she’ll give up and go back to wherever she came from, but she doesn’t. She can’t. She keeps working to create her own home.

One day two boys show up, brothers by the looks of it. They live across the river and are wondering what the fuck she’s doing. She doesn’t want to tell them, she thinks they’ll just laugh, but they merely nod at her silence and start bringing her tools and materials. The three continue to build all night.

Now this little project have caught the eyes of the entire village. It’s clear to see these idiot children 1) Will Not give up and 2) Can Not build an entire house. So they pitch in too. Soon, all of Valedale is helping Elizabeth, and the house is built right before winter comes. When it’s done, and everyone is happy with their accomplishment, she invites the two boys into her new home. 

And in the candlelight, sitting on pillows on the floor, snacking on apples some adult brought, the three make a promise. “We, Elizabeth, Avalon and Evergray hereby declare that we are to be best friends forever. We promise to never abandon, discourage or upset one another, and to stay close friends for the rest of our lives.”

By the time they banish Evergray the promises are forgotten, scribbled onto wooden floor that have long since been covered up with rugs and books.

Ah :(

I actually adore the old Morgans with their prancy trot and head-tosses. They look way better than the old AQHs to me? But that's just my opinion. But like, it doesn't really make sense to me - updating this breed when so many people are begging for the AQHs. But hey, we will see. Maybe they would look so awesome that I won't resist and buy one. Maybe two.

Well alright as long as you also do the quarter horses, paints, and selle francais. I do feel like they should keep at least one breed with the old Boof face, I just can't decide which one it should be

My blind ass will definitely try this. Thanks for the tip. Pandorian sickness, I'm coming for you!

Have we talked about Evergray using his, seemingly damaged, possibly blind, at least clouded over eye to look around? 

Maybe Pandorian energy doesn’t damage. Maybe it improves.

Do I know what am I doing?

no

Is that gonna stop me?

NO