TSUKKISHIMA KEI HEADCANONS

TSUKKISHIMA KEI HEADCANONS

# — tsukkishima x crush!reader

Will help you with your homework:3

Free tutor yall

Would sometimes tease you

"aww look who got 45/45 on the exams congrats"

"...is that a way of saying congrats to me?"

"What do you think?"

Would be sometimes mean

Mf will crouch if you have something to whisper to him

Your gossip buddy

"Did you know (random name) kissed (random name crush) randomly and got rejected?" Kei said

"WHAT?! NO WAY"

"Fr like thats so crazy- oh god."

"Crazy? I Was Crazy Once. They Locked Me In A Room. A Rubber Room. A Rubber Room With Rats. And Rats Make Me Crazy."

GOODNIGHT

Real

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride

credits to: @kimiimaus

Would you love me if i was a worm?

Gojo and kuroo

Fem!reader/y/n

GOJO

Is the one saying it

KUROO

Hes lying i dont think he'll want a worm inside his house

Jk

Definitely flabbergasted when u asked that question.

WORRIED ✧ ( gojo satoru )

includes : mentions if cheating, angst?, fluff?!??!, idunno.

wc : ??

satoru put down his phone and grabbed the plastic bag before going outside.

just as he was about to start the car he heard his phone ring,

'wife!!'

satoru grinned and answered the call.

"satoru.. seriously? leaving me without a message? i bet you're cheating on me right now.—..what position she got you in?"

he paused "wait what? I'm not cheating on you, i swore i sent a message-.." he heard a sob on the other side. 'she's crying?! oh god!' gojo panicked.

he looked at the messages and paused.

the messages weren't sent.

"my phone is ..i bought us breakfast! i even have proof! wait there m' coming home." he said.

"mm, you always send me messages when you leave.. :("

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gojo immediately rushed to the bedroom and saw you curled up on the blanket.

"-toru? sorry for uh- accusing, jus' got worried."

"oh my love!" he quickly jumped on you making you yelp.

"m' sorry, i should've gotten better wifi." he mumbles while you just chuckled.

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this sucks but wtv🤯🔥

inspo:

creds is on the pics/art.

REAL.

Im bored as fuck

Tagging : idk anyone

saw it on twt and I just wanna do it here too!

Reblog with ur taste in men!

doesn’t have to be anime

I like my men depressed (I like them better when they have something to live for too 🥰)

I like when they show their forehead (for yuuji maybe sukuna mode lol), is a sunshine, baby, deserve rest and love, cutest smiles, foreheads, is sweet and gentle, have feral side idk and omfg I wanna suck all of them-

tag (everyone who wants to join can join too!) @downforsanji @stephisokay @anemptypuddingcup @gojo-mochi @acesgf @hauntedhearthowl @milkzoro