TSUKKISHIMA KEI HEADCANONS

TSUKKISHIMA KEI HEADCANONS

# — tsukkishima x crush!reader

Will help you with your homework:3

Free tutor yall

Would sometimes tease you

"aww look who got 45/45 on the exams congrats"

"...is that a way of saying congrats to me?"

"What do you think?"

Would be sometimes mean

Mf will crouch if you have something to whisper to him

Your gossip buddy

"Did you know (random name) kissed (random name crush) randomly and got rejected?" Kei said

"WHAT?! NO WAY"

"Fr like thats so crazy- oh god."

"Crazy? I Was Crazy Once. They Locked Me In A Room. A Rubber Room. A Rubber Room With Rats. And Rats Make Me Crazy."

GOODNIGHT

THE GRAPHICS?!!?! (i used my phone to take a pic)

Id wear it like lip gloss.

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.

REAL.

Id be crying

when y/n says or does something that you would absolutely never do and you jump out your skin at the secondhand embarrassment.

'but daddy i love him' and it's sukuna