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How their female version would be like Ft. Karasuno
Fandom: Haikyuu
Pairings: Karasuno boys X Gn!reader
Genre: Crack,Fluff,kinda Smut
Format: Headcanons
Warnings: Nsfw content,mentions of BDSM,slight spoiler from the manga on Daichi's part
Word Count: 2.1 K
A/n: Used she/her pronouns for the characters.not proofread.doing this just with the Karasuno boys,so if you want me to do other teams as well,hit me :D
I would love to do it for Inarizaki and/or Nekoma as well…
image source here Part two with Fukurodani,Seijoh,Nekoma
↬Tobio Kageyama
-holy fucking shit,dude.shes hot as fuck and she doesn't even tries to
-I think she'll be the kind of girl who's quiet and doesn't really interact with anybody (except for you ofc)
-The heart breaker.thousands of boys have a thing for her,but none of them have the gutts to tell her because of the amount of guys she'd rejected before
-she has like, the biggest boobs ever.the sight of them bouncing up and down as he does a service ace is the hottest view you've ever seen in your whole fucking life,which is why it leads to a quicky into the locker room,and him trying to remain quiet as you suck on her nipples.
-shes not really into PDA (girl is shy T^T) , but loves it when she has all your attention.feeling your eyes on her in the court just makes her even more motivated to give it her best and win the match so she'll be able to hear your praises and feel your tight hugs.
-dunno why but she gives me a long haired girl kinda vibe.just imagine her and her straight,shiny black hair that is shaped into a long ponytail whenever she goes to play volleyball <3
-she tries to remain quiet in bed,but sometimes fails T^T you fingering her and eating her out at the same time literally drives her crazy.cannot control her loud moans,and you don't want her to either :D
-shes shy omg omg so shy when it comes to sex or confessing her feeling toward you T^T she'll blush everytime youre making her feel good and also,everytime she tells you how much you mean to her.ITS ADORABLE
-doesn't how a particular style and doesn't really care about her appearance. the only things you've seen her wearing is her jersey,her school uniform and the black & dark blue jacket she wears whenever she goes for jogging.
-her body…her fucking,goddamn,hot,toned body
-just Hallelujah
-just imagine her white,flawless body naked with her hair down,her tits bouncing up and down as your fucking eath other
-you get a heart attack everytime she wears a dress,because its rare she looks so fucking stunning
-god just help me-
↬Shoyo Hinata
-shes more like the adorable type (I mean,he already is,and hes into her sister's cute girly stuff so yeah)
-shes shy at first but when she gets used to you…omg
-clingiest baby ever
-loves it when you tie her hair into pigtails T^T appreciates any form of affection,honestly
-owns multiple types of cute hairclips and wears at least two of them to school
-her hair is not long,but not short either.medium sized :D but her height is definitely short lmao,like around 156 cm…
-but hey! its fine! I mean short girls are cute! and theres really no pressure on her,though its harder to reach the net :D
-now im giggling lol
-she wears long cute leggings which are kinda hot,but mostly cute
-big fan of phisycal touch.loves cuddles,high fives,kisses (she'll blush,but it doesn't mean that shes not into them)
-I think that she would be a switch in bed.like,you do something for her? shes gonna return the favor and even more wildly so <3 -her kisses are filled with emotions.her feelings immediately grow stronger for you as time passes by and will definitely get attached to you :>
-if you break her heart im gonna kick your ass
↬Kei Tsukishima
-HOLY FUCK
-im outta breath
-I mean goddd! hes already such a mean daddy/dom, and you think that will change if he turns into a woman? nopppppe!
-shes even meaner than usual !
-this mf is so damn fucking hot,i mean it!
-shes tall ok? so she has long,slim,hairless legs (thanks to laser lol)
-her thighs…
-Ash.exe has stopped working
-always wears long black/red leggings which makes her legs even more hotter
-people are always wondering about how she would taste :D and Yamaguchi notices this too
-"wow Tsuki! your legs are so hot!" "shut up,Yamaguchi"
-she has short,messy hair :> SHORT,BLONDE,MESSY HAIR
-longest fucking eyelashes ive ever seen,which makes her even more breath taking
-her hair reaches a bit under her shoulders
-just imagine her wearing bdsm clothes (wtf are they called? those black leather clothings? dunno lmfao) she'll block your eyesight bye covering them with a red ribbon, and will give you the best sex you've ever had
-shes so fucking mean! wont let you cum unless youre practically begging her to make you cum,and she has no mercy!
-youre obsessed with her.her salty attitude,her long fingers that makes you scream in bed,her hot fucking thighs which youre dying to lick one day…
-and she wonts disappoint you :D
-"you've been such a good girl/boy ,wanna make mommy feel good?"
-and that's how you end up lying on the bed,your tongue on her clit while she rides your face, and she wont take her leggings/long boots off :D
-just come fuck me Tsukishima lmao im desperate
↬Tadashi Yamaguchi
-awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
-no seriously, awwwwwwwwwwww
-shes so nice and cuuuuuuuuute!
-so cute! so cute I just wanna eat her up!
-which is weird how shes friends with a meannie like Tsuki, but we all know that Tsukishima is good deep down too :)
-blushing most of the time,especially when boys try to talk to her or ask her out
-"ah… blushing furiously* t-thank you but I already have y/n…"
-im gonna die I cant take it anymore theres butterflies flying out of me
-this princess is the definition of the word "Adorable"
-she has long hair :> not as long as Kageyamas, but long
-ok ok imagine this
-youre sitting on her bed and shes sitting on the ground.you braid her long hair for her and then gently pull her hair so she would look up to you,and you place a small kiss on her forehead telling her how beautiful she looks and then shower her with kisses while she blushes hard
-shes into skincare :> you spend your Friday nights trying the new masks and skincare products shes bought and she'll whine a bit when you eat all the cucumbers to tease her lol
-loud in bed lmao.moans your name and pushes your head to her pussy so youll give her all the pleasure he deserves
-god I wanna marry her
-please please please treat this her like a princess,she deserves it
↬Yuu Nishinoya
-well well well
-look what do we have here
-ok first of all,shes short lol
-so short
-really short
-barely reaches 153
-but does that effect her self steam? nooooope
-I mean were talking about Nishinoya Senpai :>
-hm…her hair is something between long and medium :>
-not to mention that now that shes a girl her hair is always down so…
-damn!
-see the lighter colored part of his hair on top? its longer now,and its down
-talkative as ever lmao
-even more so
-always encouraging her friends,no matter what is it about
-long,black eyelashes
-her eyes are stunning
-SHES NOT A VIRGIN
-IM TELLING YOU
-most experienced girl ever,honestly
-I mean shes short but shes also hot
-her wearing a black tight dress that makes her slim body even more noticeable and the light makeup she has on? people do not mistake her for a elementary school kid anymore
-remember what I told you about her eyes? add black eyeliner
-oh god
-she even playes hard to get sometimes lmao
-she will no sleep with anyone.this lady is a fan of long term relationships and prefers true love instead of messing around/one night stands
-so if you wanna get into her pants? gotta be loyal
-yeah yeah. no objections allowed
↬Ryuunosuke Tanaka
-<3
-<33
-shes got short hair
-as short as Kageyamas (the male version of course), but messy
-and blonde
-remember Kristen Stewart's hair style in the movie "Charleys Angles" ? That
-ok I dunno why but she looks like a lesbian lmao (not because of her hair bitches)
-shes a fucking fighter. shes into boxing and definitely a member of a fight club
-am I allowed to say that she still has a crush on Kyoko?…
-boys like to be friends with her.i mean shes a tough girl.tough girls are popular,right?
-shes tall.not too much,but tall.like… 170 maybe?
-super protective of her friends.shit,did some guy make you cry? you better not let her find out about it
-"who the fuck dared to upset you? im gonna kick that stupid ass of his! just give me his damn name and ill bring his dead body to ya"
-super reliable.ask her to do something and she'll do it in the perfect way
-is a fan of piercings,and has unbelievably huge breasts <3
-has black eyeliner and red lipstick on :D
-she knows how to make you feel good in bed
-just omg…
↬Koushi Sugawara
-finally! its my sugar mommy's turn now :D
-ok
-shes just like Tsukishima,only more mischievous
-like,she seems so nice,so innocent,so sweet
-until she has you on her bed
-you find your self in handcuffs,eyes coverd,ass in the air with her slapping you and youre like "dude what just happened"
-lmao
-but shes a nice girl,tbh
-shes just a bit naughty under her good girl mask lol
-shes so damn hot
-like literally the perfect appeariance
-her height is around 165,her hair reaches her hips and its unique color…
-very very popular among boys. theyre like "Damn! here comes the hot girl from class B! ive been dying to ask her out!" and youre like "back off mfuckers shes taken"
-shes super professional in bed.makes you go wild.
-always has lip gloss on.her shining lips are the most eyecatching thing ever, and that is the reason why you always end up in the locker room,half-naked, having one of your intense makeout sessions.
-likes to put mascara on <3
-ok idk why but I think she would be into bananas lmao.no perverted thought honestly
-definitely sits on your face.if you ever upset her? get ready to be punished lmao
↬Asahi Azumane
-again,awwwwwwww
-lmao I feel bad for him XD I mean hes such a softie when hes a man,let alone being a woman
-so soft.sooooo soft T^T
-you mean the world to her and she will not hesitate to show it to you
-I think she'll be a good cook,but sucks at making desserts
-like,she wants to make you some cookies for your date night,and the next thing you know is firefighters in front of your house pouring water into the kitchen lmao
-she apologizes so much! I mean,literally for everything.things are not going according to the plan? shes bending over and crying "im sooooorryyyyyy waaaaaaaaa" "w-what are you saying sorry about? freaking out* "
-long hair lmao.reaches under her waist.and her height is around 172 ig
-shy in bed.whatever you do,shes gonna BLUSH,and will definitely praise you afterwards
-"I love how you make me feel so good…blushes* "
-Daichi still messes with her sometimes lol
↬Daichi Sawamura
-ok im getting writers block,so lets wrap this up quickly
-this bitch
-lmao
-short messy hair,always shaped into a ponytail
-dude its hot
-shes a cop,but one of those sexy cops
-your trying to clean the bed and next thing you know shes behind you, putting handcuffs on you and whispering to your ear "sir/ma'am, youre under arrast" "oh yeah? for what?" "stealing my heart.you have the right to remain silence until we get to the court"
-and by court,she means the bed :D
-likes to eat you as a dessert,or may I say,with the dessert.she'll put some Nutella on your sex,licking it while giving you shivers
-so naughty,so responsible,so nice
-will never offend you,but gets serious when youre doing something that may be harmful to yourself.will immediately stop you and doesn't care if you get upset.she'll eventually convince you that its for your own good tho,so no worries.
-the kind of girlfriend who would definitely be labled as "your wife" in the future :>
damn! this is long for me lmfao reblogs,comments or any kind of interactions are super duper appreciated! :D
Calling them by their name
Fandom: Haikyuu!!
Pairings: Suna, Oikawa, Bokuto, Atsumu, Osamu, Iwaizumi, Tsukishima, Yamaguchi, Kenma, Kuroo X Fem!Reader
Genre: Fluff, Humor
Format: Headcanons
Warnings: Some cussing done by me, Suggestive in Iwaizumi's part
Word Count: 1.2K
A/n: It's been a while since I last wrote for Haikyuu so-
This TikTok compilation on YouTube
↳Yamaguchi
"Yamaguchi Tadashi!"
The man looks at you frightened, like he just saw a ghost or smthn lmao, making you Almost feel bad about this prank.
"What? What happened?" "Did you eat all the Ice cream I saved for myself?"
Lmao now he's scared af.
"I-I No I didn't! I put it in the freezer like you told me too!" "Then why isn't it there? You're telling me that the freezer ate it itself?" "IDK!" "Yamaguchi Tadashi!" "BABE STOP CALLING ME BY MY FULL NAME YOU'RE SCARING ME"
Runs to the store to buy you more Ice cream, little did he know you were the one who ate it, but you were too tired to go out so you used this method to make him go out and buy some instead lol
↳Tsukishima
"Tsukishima Kei!"
You really think He's gonna fall for that? huh
HUH!
He can clearly see how you're carefully watching him to see his reaction. He knows you're up to smthn immediately.
MF ignores you until you call him by his pet name😭
"Tsukishima Kei!" "..." "Tsukishima!" "..." "...Kei?" "..." "Kei Baby?" "What is it?"
"You're no fun" "And you're so dumb" "Hey!" "What? It rhymes! Who's not fun now?"
Just don't play pranks on this guy he will make you regret🤧
↳Suna
Much to your surprise, he has TikTok. Playing pranks on this guy is never successful cuz he's 10 steps ahead of you. Always.
Like when he finds you saying & doing smthn that sounds familiar to him he's like "Oh it's that prank I saw yesterday! She thinks she can fool me? That's cute. Let me mess with her a little bit"
"Suna Rintarou!" "F/n L/n!" "Suna Rintarou this is a serious matter!" "I'm listening F/n L/n!" "Suna why are you doing this?" "I don't know what you're talking about, L/n" "RIN-"
He will be the one who wins in the end. Always.
You sometimes find it tough to hold yourself back from punching him, but you're in love with his punky ass so you have to deal with it.
↳Atsumu
Cute whiney baby T^T
IDK why I find him so adorable lmao
You don't even have to call him by his full name to upset him. Saying his first name instead of pet names is enough to damage his heart lmao
"Atsumu?"
The guy looks like he's been shot in the heart LMFAO
"Why are ya callin me Atsumu?🥺" "Um... I mean, that's your name, right?" "No! 'm not Atsumu! 'm baby! or Sweety! or Hubby! Who do ya think yer callin Atsumu?"
He won't talk to you unless you make it up to him by extra kisses & smooches cause I'm not kidding, THE GUY IS HURT.
↳Osamu
Now he's a bit different from his twin. He will get irritated at first, but as the mf he is, he is gonna make you regret.
"Miya?"
He literally stops whatever he's doing, raises his head to stare at you with a blank expression. Maybe you can sense a sharp dagger stabbing your heart lmao.
"Did ya just call me Miya?" "... I..."
Ngl he looks scary af. Though his expression is blank I AM TELLING YOU.
Goes back to his business with the blank expression meanwhile ignoring the fuck out of you for the whole night.
Will not back down unless you're on you're knees begging him to pay attention to you lol
"'Samu!" "What's that sound I'm hearing? Never mind" "SAMU PLEASE I'M REALLY SORRY-"
↳Bokuto
His reaction is the same as 'Tsumu's but a bit tenser lmao.
"Bokuto?"
His head that was on your chest suddenly raises for you to meet his puppy eyes.
"Suger Cube? Why are you calling me by my name? Did I do something?🥺🥺🥺🥺"
INSTANT REGRET LMAO
He's innocence is enough for you to feel bad and suffocate him in your arms T^T
"No Mwah* Baby Mwah* I'm sorry it was Mwah mwah* just a prank!"
Just cuddle your baby owl a bit more he deserves it T^T
↳Oikawa
This mf deserves it.
Fuck him up.
Make him cry.
Choke him. Kill him. Slap him-
Ahem. Where were we?
So yeah basically he's a jerk and he deserves all the pranks in the world lmfao
"Oi Shittykawa! Didn't I tell you to clean your room? Why is it still a mess?"
MF IS STUNNED AF LMAO
"BABE WHY DO YOU HAVE TO CALL ME THAT- sighs* Even my own S/o bullies me, what a cruel world indeed"
BITCH WHAT'S WITH THE FORMAL LANGUAGE
"Just shut up and do it already" "Babe you're so mean😪" "You deserve it YOU HANDSOME BASTARD-"
↳Iwaizumi
This guy is so good. So husband material. So hot. So much in shape. ANYWAYS-
He's surprised. Very surprised.
"Iwaizumi Hajime!"
Looks up from his phone immediately to meet your frustrated expression.
Frustrated by how hard you're trying to hold back your laugh.
"What is it honey?" "Did you forget to wash the dishes?" "No they're all done" "Then did you forget to take out the trash?" "Took it five hours ago" "Then what about... what about..."
Lmao now he gets what's going on.
A smirk appears on his face as he throws is phone on the couch and the next thing you know you're pinned to the cushions with him on top of you.
"What was that about? Are you trying to tease me or something?"
BRUH he looks so hot like this that you're literally unable to talk.
"I- W-Well... what if I am?"
Let's just say that you never dared to play pranks on him again🚶🏻♀️
↳Kenma
NOOOOOOOOO
Why you doing this to my cat boy lmao T^T
"Kozume?"
Pauses his game and turnes to look at you with a HUGE sulk on his face.
HE IS ANNOYED.
"Why did you-" "Kozume? Really?"
Lmao his pouty face makes you chuckle a bit
"That's your name isn't it?" "What happened to baby, sweetheart, love of my life..." "KENMA BABY I'M SORRY-"
God knows why he looks so cute when he's all sulky lmao
↳Kuroo
Lmao I can never bring myself to mess with him.
WHY IS GOJO'S VOICE PLAYING IN MY HEAD HELP-
Anyway he will get you back, and a thousand times harder.
It's like you called him by his full name once, and ever since then he keeps calling you by your last name lmao.
You come home after a long day? "Well look who it is! The one and only L/n!" "I FUCKING HATE YOU TETSURO-"
This doesn't stop when you're in public. Or in front of your parents.
When your mom's on the other line? "L/n it's your mom she wants to talk to you!"
When you're out with friends? "L/n would you be kind and pass the salt please?"
People keep asking if you got into a fight or smthn LMFAO
So yeah this will go on for a while until he gets tired of it or he hurts your feelings then he will apologize for BEING SUCH A DICK crossing the line a bit too much.
Interactions are appreciated! :)
These men's favorite spot to kiss you is your pussy. They way you whimper when you feel their lips over your clit, look down at them with frustration in your eyes as a small hint of blush spreads across your face? Yeah they're obsessed. You needy little thing, acting all shy and innocent when it comes to sex; then how come are you begging them to make out with your cunt as you're pushing their head down on your crotch, huh? Fucking slut. Their slut. No one has any right to see this side of you, your vulnerability, your pretty little pussy. It feeds their ego when you moan their name asking for more as you buck up your hips to meet their mouth halfway. Alright alright, they can't refuse their precious darling, can they? Not when you're looking at them with your pretty glassy eyes and wet, long eyelashes. So the urge to enjoy their meal properly kicks in, and they start French kissing with your cunt as their tongue explores every part of your soft juicy meat inch by inch. They smirk when you cry as their finger starts roaming around your rosy bud, and pauses when it reaches your entrance. You're too tight, but their finger is also long and slender; so, it's a match made in heaven, right? "Look at you baby, all spread out for me. You poor thing, want more of my touch? Awww, never knew you were this much of a whore for me. Stop moving around so much baby girl. Stay still for me yeah? Wanna make you feel high tonight. You'll scream my name when you release, won't you? C'mon sweet girl, come on my tongue. Let me have a taste of that sweet, addictive savour of yours"
DAZAI, Tachihara, CHUUYA, Yosano, Ranpo, Fyodor, NIKOLAI, Tsukishima, Daichi, OSAMU, ATSUMU, Sugawara, KUROO, SUNA, Iwaizumi, Oikawa, Inosuke, Genya, GOJO, TOJI, SUKUNA, Geto, Todo, MELLO, Light, Vanitas
TSUKKISHIMA KEI HEADCANONS
# — tsukkishima x crush!reader
Will help you with your homework:3
Free tutor yall
Would sometimes tease you
"aww look who got 45/45 on the exams congrats"
"...is that a way of saying congrats to me?"
"What do you think?"
Would be sometimes mean
Mf will crouch if you have something to whisper to him
Your gossip buddy
"Did you know (random name) kissed (random name crush) randomly and got rejected?" Kei said
"WHAT?! NO WAY"
"Fr like thats so crazy- oh god."
"Crazy? I Was Crazy Once. They Locked Me In A Room. A Rubber Room. A Rubber Room With Rats. And Rats Make Me Crazy."
GOODNIGHT
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