Is It Possible To Buy Stock In Foiled Barnes And Noble Hardcovers Of Dracula? Because I'm About To Buy

Is it possible to buy stock in foiled Barnes and Noble hardcovers of Dracula? Because I'm about to buy some serious foiled Barnes and Noble hardcovers of Dracula.

Too polite to break the guest/host façade, too apeshit to resist fantasizing about blowing Dracula's head off.

Jonathan “too protestant to accept a rosary but too british to refuse” Harker

Jonathan Harker silently weeps, his doom is now inescapable. Unbenknownst to him, in the belly of the castle, the accursed monster Dracula gently weeps in turn. The horses have colic, the laundry needs to be folded, he has burnt the apple turnover again, and the wives are are making fun of him.

I need a cucumber with salt and pepper to heal my soul.

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