Dark of heart and large of ass, the bane of kings in centuries past.
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Gen Z Horror Is Finding Out That "caked Up" And "bricked Up" Mean VERY Different Things.
Gen Z horror is finding out that "caked up" and "bricked up" mean VERY different things.
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Wuthering Heights is one of my favorite novels. My friends don't get it but I KNOW y'all will because absolutely every character in that book sucks and it is magnificent. Not a relatable, admirable, or even decent person in the piece. One of them is written with a dialect so bizarrely transliterated you need a dictionary, a liberal arts degree and a Yorkshire upbringing to get a word of it. He talks SO MUCH. Babies are dropped. Dogs are kicked. Wives are beaten. Corpses are exhumed. An unreliable narrator every way you look. A WHOLE MESS. I live for it. I consume every page like it's 20 dollar movie popcorn and I haven't had a bite all day.
Hello, yes, I am Human Woman I like to take walks, collect lotions and have a dog.
I may not have serotonin but I DO have facepaint and I can become a tiger at a moments notice so don't mess with me.
I can also become spiderman but that’s $3 extra. For the glitter.
I talk like her:
I look like her:
So basically:
And no, you can't speak to the manager because he went to Arizona three weeks ago and we haven't heard back from him since.
Reigonals are freaking out.
He's probably dead ma'am. Sorry.