A REFRESHING ORANGE DRINK???

A REFRESHING ORANGE DRINK???

Wuthering Heights is one of my favorite novels. My friends don't get it but I KNOW y'all will because absolutely every character in that book sucks and it is magnificent. Not a relatable, admirable, or even decent person in the piece. One of them is written with a dialect so bizarrely transliterated you need a dictionary, a liberal arts degree and a Yorkshire upbringing to get a word of it. He talks SO MUCH. Babies are dropped. Dogs are kicked. Wives are beaten. Corpses are exhumed. An unreliable narrator every way you look. A WHOLE MESS. I live for it. I consume every page like it's 20 dollar movie popcorn and I haven't had a bite all day.

So work today was somethin'

Hello, yes, I am Human Woman I like to take walks, collect lotions and have a dog.

I may not have serotonin but I DO have facepaint and I can become a tiger at a moments notice so don't mess with me.

I can also become spiderman but that’s $3 extra. For the glitter.

i need someone to study me like a bug